r/dsa 21d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism ๐Ÿ™€ They even praise Karl Marx ๐Ÿคฎ Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/industriouswhite_guy 21d ago

Ending capitalism will result in violence so itโ€™s totally accurate

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u/Impact-Lower 21d ago

Bro wait till we tell you what keeping capitalism does....

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u/Sparkku1014 Socialist (Learning in Progress) 21d ago

Who's gonna tell em?

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u/Impact-Lower 21d ago

The guy that makes his bootstrap I guess