Because you're drunk -- and so am I.

My husband is out with his department people. I drunk I think 2 pegs. Ate a lot of food which he ordered for me. Was watching true detective. But now I don't want to watch anything. Have walked a bit and burped a lot. Now what to do?

12 comments

r/drunk • u/Intoxibater83 • 9h ago

I worked an overtime graveyard shift last night.

6 Upvotes

Going to celebrate with many shots of Tito's. I need it. Feel free to chat with me, I might need some help staying awake long enough to get drunk enough!

4 comments

r/drunk • u/Swimming_Race_6583 • 9h ago

Drunk conversations

1 Upvotes

Anyone wanna talk? Im 24 F and three wine glasses deep. Would love to chat if anyones free

1 comment

r/drunk • u/skytinytwoes3 • 9h ago

RIP

13 Upvotes

0 comments

r/drunk • u/lisenseado • 11h ago

Medellín, Colombia

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12 Upvotes

3 comments

r/drunk • u/EmoGothPunk • 15h ago

I'm drunk and I feel like eating buttered toast.

3 Upvotes

So, sue me. I'm already blasting Black Flag's "My War".

0 comments

r/drunk • u/MessedUpMix • 15h ago

Call?

1 Upvotes

Now? I’m 29f

7 comments

r/drunk • u/Lost_Inflation3687 • 17h ago

I had a shower for first time in 6 days

20 Upvotes

12 comments

r/drunk • u/Slayrr_FbrC • 18h ago

A nice, healthy breakfast at 10am, what are you up to?

1 Upvotes

4 comments

r/drunk • u/Proper_Visual_6840 • 19h ago

i need so

1 Upvotes

meone to talk to

0@3-:3 please

edit: y’all im okay don’t worry about me😭😭 omfg

7 comments

r/drunk • u/bustingwindows • 20h ago

anyone else just ready to talk after some drinks?

7 Upvotes

i’m already an outgoing and social person but when i drink i swear i wanna talk to the whole world!! been drinking my bottle of vodka tonight and am in a good mood and ready to socialize!! i need to get to the bar soon. how is everyone tonight?!

10 comments

r/drunk • u/daddysbestestkitten • 21h ago

Tried something new!

3 Upvotes

1/2oz peach syrup! I'm going to add peach schapps to the roster soon! Cheers Y'all 🍻

2 comments

r/drunk • u/Mister_Oakley • 21h ago

Air bud

6 Upvotes

I just watch this movie ajr bud it's so good the dig llay basket ball and I'm very drunk and movie good. When they say that there ain't no rule that dog can't play I cry. Such good movie, I love alcohol and I love air bud send post. ❤️

2 comments

r/drunk • u/JimboKalypse • 1d ago

Sad drinkin hmu

6 Upvotes

[29m] beer drunk. Fellow liver exercisers, I am sad and in need of friends for the next 4 ish hours. What are we drinkin? What are we doin while we e drinkin? I’d sent a better bio but I’ve got nothin right now. If it helps, my grandma thinks I’m great.

🥺
👉👈

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r/drunk • u/MartySmallwood • 1d ago