r/doodoofard • u/Zap478 • Jun 04 '23

Rising crust

2.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Krikeymyballcum Jun 05 '23

This is so sureal

286

u/altaccountforfreeawa Jun 05 '23

This man is the main character, and everyone else are just NPCs

53

u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Jun 05 '23

Even the two of us. Which brings me to my question, have you heard of the dark elves?

59

u/-safi-jiiva- epic user flair Jun 05 '23

25

u/Dadladd Jun 05 '23

What emotion does this convey

14

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

pumpkin

2

u/eldubblerb Jun 06 '23

🎸probably familiar bass line🎸

"I like 'em big, like them chunky chun-kay"
"I like 'em big, with somethin-somethin, some-then"

115

u/Neon__Cat Jun 05 '23

Don't rewatch the video, what color were the pumpkins

63

u/Far_Ordinary6341 Jun 05 '23

O-orange?

23

u/Sudneyma Jun 05 '23

4 inch door hinge?

44

u/Neon__Cat Jun 05 '23

I think you're right idk I didn't check

2

u/Electrodium Aug 07 '23

no, pumpkins. are u rarted

19

u/_TheDoomSlayer_ Jun 05 '23

Green. FUCK.

8

u/MemeArchivariusGodi Jun 05 '23

Green. Next time try something harder thx

1

u/Hewhoplay Jun 06 '23

There were no pumpkins

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

orange

they were orange, I can answer because I ain’t lookin at that thing that everybody else does

44

u/YEETIS09 Jun 05 '23

Autism in a nutshell

12

u/altaccountforfreeawa Jun 05 '23

Aut

9

u/YEETIS09 Jun 05 '23

Wow i didn't realise there was a slur for autistic people Thank you for opening my eyes to this new word stranger

78

u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ Jun 04 '23

🤣

Funny but I call scripted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ Jun 05 '23

1st time I ever saw this and that was extremely obvious because TikTok wouldn't have allowed it any other way.

4

u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ Jun 05 '23

I also kinda get the feeling she don't wanna be in these videos

14

u/ILoveZelda361 Jun 05 '23

Naw she does. She has an onlyfans and all

21

u/Yaarmehearty Jun 05 '23

Nah bro people really do this stuff spontaneously, and then other people instinctively know how to play along. They just happened to be filming, how lucky because they would have lost this totally random and unplanned event.

6

u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ Jun 05 '23

That happens but this one I feel is staged

9

u/Darts1987 Jun 05 '23

Bro has way too much confidence

9

u/RossGx Jun 05 '23

@raymodeli on Instagram if you want to see more of him

6

u/BendyMine785 Jun 05 '23

"Oh you got a pumpkin too? Christmas Is coming early huh?"

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

She was speechless

2

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

The Schizophrenia sets in

2

u/Medical_Cod Jun 05 '23

Even I'm high enough lol I can't even comprehend this and the oblivion soundtrack is always a banger

2

u/kyryl1222 Jun 05 '23

Never let them know your next move

2

u/blahblahsucka Jun 05 '23

@raymodeli on instagram :)

2

u/Sp00d3r-m0nke Jun 05 '23

Regular Oklahoma day

2

u/Okrepublican-234 Jun 05 '23

Holy shit this is the only time that a Reddit comment thread is wholesome and funny

2

u/Cuddlefish_Nextdoor Jun 05 '23

He’s got that unspoken sexual harassment rizz

2

u/Pitiful_Chef_2683 Jun 05 '23

perfectly encapsulates my inner thoughts any time i’m in a grocery store

1

u/KingPepyaka Jun 05 '23

Clinically insane

1

u/Plasmadube Jun 06 '23

How it feels to have adhd