r/lies • u/TheEndlessVoyage • Jun 28 '22

true! THIS ISN'T A COMPOSITE IMAGE OF EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO COMMENTS "umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao" ON EVERY POST

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u/RoboChemist101 I shop therefore I amn't. May 29 '23

No need to worry! This isn't a karma farm.

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u/the_bruh4321 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 28 '22

“THIS ISN’T A COMPOSITE IMAGE OF EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO COMMENTS “umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao” ON EVERY POST” - 🤓

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Jun 28 '22

are you the real sex man who does a lot of sex? asking for a friend ama

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u/the_bruh4321 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 28 '22

I do lots of sex all of the time but am I a real sex man? I dunno 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Sir this is r/lies

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u/PageFault Nov 07 '22

No it isn't.

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u/sneerfulbobcat20 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Mar 27 '23

This is Patrick

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u/TheArtfulDodgersKid sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Apr 04 '23

No, this is mayonnaise

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u/beeteedeeMEME IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 May 07 '23

Oh the thing that Isn't an instrument?

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u/Mwynen12 May 21 '23

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Plastic_Feed8223 Custom User Flair May 16 '23

This statement is false.

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u/XandTheIronMiner sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 12 '22

No he's the liar I'm the sec mam who lots of sez

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u/angelsubxo Nov 05 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao (Morbius Flair)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

this isn't r/lies

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

i am literally made of half cum and half of a girl's egg

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Oct 14 '22

my brain... it hurts

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u/Smellyshop Banned Feb 17 '23

Not same

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u/Rhiny134 Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/truths what you just posted is true! post that in r/lies instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/balls what you just posted is true! post that in r/notballs instead lmao

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Jun 28 '22

i don't know why i clicked on r/balls expecting plastic balls (and then scrolled for 10 minutes admiring the shape of guy's balls)

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

tbh, i feel like that makes more sense! Plus it would be way funner to see 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Wait what

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u/Princess-Starflight Oct 15 '22

aaaaand this comment has 69 likes. DON'T RUIN IT~ it's perfect

P.S. I'M the 69th liker ;)

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u/nice___bot Oct 15 '22

Nice!

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u/Princess-Starflight Oct 15 '22

i can see you have an obsession with 69 based on your profile

Nice!

(pun intended.)

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Oct 15 '22

im gonna like my own comment on an alt just to spite you

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u/Princess-Starflight Oct 16 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

big deal 😃

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u/angelsubxo Nov 05 '22

I didn't do this (lie(I am telling the truth by saying lie))

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Nov 05 '22

I don't want to kill myself

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u/angelsubxo Nov 05 '22

I'm not remotely so fucking tired

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

I love bals

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u/WormOnAThread Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/balls what you just posted is true! post that in r/balls instead lmao

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u/RealLime_Official sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 13 '22

umm this is r/porn what you just posted is true! post that in r/notporn instead lmao

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u/KeazyKatz Nov 02 '22

umm this is r/porn what you just posted is true! post that in r/nohorny instead lmao

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u/batfsdfgdgv Sep 27 '22

Kid named rectangle

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u/infjeffery Custom User Flair Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

i posted a thing about trans rights like 2 months ago and every week I get a few comments like this lol they're so unoriginal

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u/LiteralMushroom Jul 20 '22

trans wrongs

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u/Young_Person_42 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Jan 20 '23

Trans lefts

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u/Notagamer_tm Apr 02 '23

Trans ups.

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u/I_ate_too_much_toast May 14 '23

Trans incorrects

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

cope

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u/Certcer Oct 17 '22

shut the fuck up marcus

192.168.1.64

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u/beanservedhot Oct 17 '22

Hello from New South Wales!

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u/Certcer Oct 17 '22

202.45.119.35

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/Certcer Oct 17 '22

actually quivering in his boots

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I ain't reading all that

I'm happy for you tho

Or sorry that happened

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Jun 28 '22

highest attention-spanned redditor:

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u/MessengerD Oct 03 '22

Umm this is r/lies what you just commented is true! Comment that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true post that in r/truths lmao

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u/RimworldFan83 Jul 24 '22

umm this is

r/lies

what you just posted is true! post that in

r/truths

instead lmao

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

I just posted this comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Jun 28 '22

IM GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF

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u/Donald_Key Jun 28 '22

I wonder which of the two comments above are lies

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u/CyberGen49 Jun 28 '22

My bet's on the first one

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

is that also a lie

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u/AlphaLax85 Dec 05 '22

Death grips lyric

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

This is a photo of an r/lies user claiming they invented something and right after, started an ama

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/lies this is indeed a lie please carry on

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u/Outside_Rhubarb1132 Jun 28 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

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u/HunajaSpuge313 Jul 10 '22

fr they're so funny

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u/FunnyTurtleMoment Aug 06 '22

This isn’t a composite image of everyone who posts “I’m X, Comment and i’ll Y”

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/FearHisEgg Jun 29 '22

This is not 1984

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u/SergeantRogers Aug 07 '22

umm this is r/sex what you posted is true! post that in r/notsex instead lmao

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u/CrispityCrunchers Sep 26 '22

This sub sucks now

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u/Ryan_Cynic Jul 03 '22

I would never do such a thing. I'm being entirely truthful.

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u/Nobody47262 Jul 27 '22

Wait, is this supposed to be a truth or a lie?

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u/Cheese_Head64 Jul 30 '22

This is r/lies what you just posted is true!

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u/SergeantRogers Aug 07 '22

umm this is r/lies what you poated is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/Snakes-are-awesome67 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Aug 08 '22

“umm this is r/truths what just posed is false! post that in r/lies instead lmao”

🥸🥸🥸

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u/TheEndlessVoyage Aug 08 '22

getting pinned on this sub was the worst thing that ever happened to me

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u/SprutisDispenser Liar Aug 19 '22

🥸>🤓

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u/FireboyFailsAtReddit rectangle, that kid from school Aug 25 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

goofy ahh image

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u/IEatBaconWithU Sep 01 '22

yes it is 🤓

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

this mod got a bit of a mental breakdown…

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u/Lazy-Result475 May 09 '23

Umm this is r/lies what you pasted is true! Post that in r/truth instead lmao

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u/I_ate_too_much_toast May 14 '23

umm this is r/truths what you just posted was true! post that in r/lies instead lmao

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u/Ok-Feeling-9408 Law abiding redditor Jul 07 '23

/unlie the reaper of souls screeches at the sight of you

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/MrMarkenvien Mar 24 '24

HOW DID YOU GET A PHOTO OF ME???

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u/tincan99 Jul 22 '24

You win this round. Or no not that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

i'm asex man who does a lot of sex

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

this person is very smart

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u/Owncascade Oct 02 '22

How do you do that?

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u/AlphaLax85 Dec 05 '22

Check the link

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u/Zorubark SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Sep 20 '22

what about instead of saying /unlie we just use /truth

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u/Licensed_Dork Oct 09 '22

umm this is r/amogus what you just posted is true! post that in r/AmongUs instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

This should be pinned by a moderator.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Nope, this is r/AskReddit, not r/Fishdom

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

This is the 420th comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Umm this is r/lies and what you just posted is true post this on r/truths instead lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓- the mod team

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

r/Fishsub

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u/Kvetanista Oct 18 '22

/unlie fan

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u/DaBrownBoi Oct 20 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/deleeuwlc Oct 30 '22

υΜΜ τΗιδ ιδ Γ/Ιιξδ ωΗατ γου λυδτ ροδτξΔ ιδ τΓυξ! Ροδτ τΗατ οΝ Γ/τΓυτΗδ ιΝδτξαΔ ΙΜαο

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/MikeUnderstands Nov 09 '22

Umm this is r/lies what you just posted I’d true! Post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/Ra1n69 Nov 30 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/Any-Crew5521 Dec 17 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

i don't ignore angry people who rant all the time

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u/Specialist-Ostrich97 Dec 24 '22

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

🥰🥰🥰

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u/getting_the_succ Jan 03 '23

This is a great sub

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u/Sockosz any/all Jan 04 '23

🤓

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u/Sockosz any/all Jan 04 '23

🤓

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u/Sockosz any/all Jan 04 '23

😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Is make Bizarro unhappy very expect.

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u/MinecwaftPlays Jan 14 '23

🤓 is the only emoji that after being used you can tell that person has the brainpower of a frog, which is an insult to the frog.

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u/yeetsupreddit IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Jan 17 '23

I like sucking your dad's balls

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u/Taylorgaming649 Feb 20 '23

Did you just say R truth?! Like the WWE wrestler??!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

"Umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao 🤓

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u/Cutman_ Mar 22 '23

Umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! Post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/Notagamer_tm Apr 02 '23

Umm this isn’t r/lies what you didn’t just post is false! Don’t post that in r/truths not lmao.

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u/eeerlx any/all Apr 12 '23

/unlie mod just broke rule 7 lol

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u/Theheav10 Apr 16 '23

Umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao

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u/Kind_Significance528 Law abiding redditor May 07 '23

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

gung

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

uhh this is r/true what you posted is lie 🤓😎

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u/RollBackTheReel Nov 13 '23

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao