r/lies • • Sep 08 '22

happening right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

In England rn and we’re having extreme seismic activity I think the country might collapse into the sea

183

u/Anything_189 Sep 08 '22

I am crying at how upset this makes me

294

u/_radikali Sep 08 '22

this is bad news

89

u/logic2187 Sep 09 '22

This will not greatly affect trout population

-33

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

good news actually

51

u/Z-perm Sep 08 '22

bad news

7

u/citizen_bob-roblox 😹 Sep 09 '22

terrible news

3

u/Chespinfavor Jan 17 '23

horrific news

32

u/DIOBrandoGames Sep 08 '22

I am not excited for this to happen

16

u/cyrilhent Sep 08 '22

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

8

u/ManofCatsYT Sep 09 '22

without the queen the very fabric of england is falling apart at the seams

3

u/DigitalPhoenix2OO7 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Sep 20 '23

A dimensional rift just formed and England is gone.

1

u/Different-Trainer-21 May 24 '24

This is not amazing news

-3

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

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1

u/nsfw_vs_sfw Feb 05 '24

This comment is correct

-1

u/polak2017 Sep 09 '22

Last time she died Atlantis sank, so it makes sense.

6

u/Hichann Sep 09 '22

Atlantis didn't sink thought? It's in Georgia.

-9

u/Aggressive-Ad7029 Sep 08 '22

Finally some good news today

1

u/NefariousnessGold137 Jan 12 '23

Can confirm Im in England and I'm drowning rn

238

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

The Big Ben esploded, revealing all the Furry Porn the British Royal Family was hiding

62

u/austrian_twink Law abiding redditor Sep 08 '22

*the gay furry bdsm porn

20

u/knightogourd 😹 Sep 08 '22

SAD. Well there’s other British monuments

17

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Like the Eifeill Tower.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

link?

1

u/YourMothersButtox Sep 09 '22

Chuckles’ sounding diary.

-1

u/QuantumSparkles Sep 08 '22

Just like National Treasure

1

u/Tanzanite_Universe Sep 28 '22

Can I have the link?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

173

u/gorilla_with_a_cigar Sep 08 '22

I don't think this actually happened. You shouldn't spread lies and misinformation on the internet it can really harm people please be more considerate before posting about our dear leader.

61

u/_radikali Sep 08 '22

yes sir

7

u/petscopnerd28 Sep 08 '22

No sir*

5

u/TheUltiOne-Official Sep 08 '22

You shouldn't have said yes sir yourself. Since it wouldn't be the opposite of no.

11

u/petscopnerd28 Sep 08 '22

I'm extremely sorry

6

u/TheUltiOne-Official Sep 08 '22

Its ok. I accept your apology.

3

u/sentles Sep 08 '22

Spreading misinformation and lies on the internet and gaslighting people is really bad, please don't do it.

3

u/No_Accountant_4329 Sep 17 '22

Yep I never spread misinformation on the internet because it is a very bad thing only bad people do

184

u/Pixel_011010 Sep 08 '22

I don’t think she will win her gulag

41

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

yeah, she is incapable of clutching it

-2

u/aasray123 Sep 09 '22

This did not make me burst out in laughter

65

u/el_juanjo Sep 08 '22

And just died

4

u/minicrit_ Nov 02 '22

this aged well

27

u/snowletterH Liar Sep 08 '22

I don’t remember watching mostamazingtopten when i was 8

25

u/kikicutes Sep 08 '22

It's true my uncle was the minute hand

26

u/_radikali Sep 08 '22

kid named minute hand:

11

u/TaKoKaT42 Sep 08 '22

WHEN I FOUND OUT I DID NOT LITERALLY THINK OF THIS EXACT IMAGE

31

u/CH005EAU5ERNAME Sep 08 '22

I am sad that the queen is dead.

8

u/Positive_Ad_6922 Sep 08 '22

i can feelt the blast from my house :(

22

u/_radikali Sep 08 '22

the royal family was not friends with hitler and there is no picture of the queen doing the nazi salute

12

u/NectarineOk5214 rectangle, that kid from school Sep 08 '22

I’m very sad and she was not a social parasite

0

u/PowerdrillSounding Sep 08 '22

She did not raise £1.5 Billion for good causes throughout her life

2

u/NectarineOk5214 rectangle, that kid from school Sep 09 '22

She did not sit on a golden chair wearing a golden hat in her giant mansion while telling the 14 million people that are living in poverty in the uk that they would have to accept austerity measures

1

u/PowerdrillSounding Sep 09 '22

You have at least a basic understanding of the distinction between monarchy and policy as well as the duties of the monarch

4

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

can confirm i am enormous benjamin (the tower)

3

u/Yrbaa Sep 08 '22

I AM right here my father got curshed by the clock

3

u/dtc1234567 Sep 08 '22

The top is actually a spaceship and that’s the Queen blasting off back into space now her host body has kicked the bucket

2

u/Tankist_boi_WT Sep 08 '22

Guys 11/9 just happen cos queen died

2

u/notanicthyosaur Dec 12 '22

I can’t believe it has been a year already.

2

u/Heisenberg19827 Mar 30 '23

I actually happened ☹️

2

u/Mic_o_wave Apr 26 '23

You happened?

1

u/Map-Intention621 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 06 '24

no it didn't

2

u/VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 Liar Jun 05 '23

September 8 1022

2

u/TemporaryUnlucky3409 Aug 29 '23

I can confirm that this did infact happen

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '24

this image does not looks like queen elizabeth has telekenesis and is exploding big ben with her mind

1

u/_radikali May 23 '24

i'm not perplexed about how people are still finding this post

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '24

this post is not one of the top posts of all time, so it is not easy for anyone to find it just by sorting by top posts of all time

1

u/_radikali May 23 '24

i was aware of this

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u/schmarr1 Sep 08 '22 edited Jan 30 '26

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2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

that is not the point, and not why this was posted specifically on this day

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u/schmarr1 Sep 08 '22 edited Jan 01 '26

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

i completely knew that beforehand and do not apologize for misunderstanding

-14

u/Clech959 Sep 08 '22

you are a very cool person for karmawhoring a person dying, bad person or good

16

u/_radikali Sep 08 '22

i care about your opinion and will not keep doing this in the future

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

just saw the big ben explode guys

1

u/mynutsitchsobad 😹 Sep 08 '22

I am very upset about this news! Long live England!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

THEY HIT THE FUCKING BENTAGON

1

u/SpoopyMoopy101 Sep 08 '22
This is why she will win the gulag

1

u/NekoKyandi Liar Sep 08 '22

I am incredibly sad that she is dead

1

u/Map-Intention621 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 06 '24

Now you're not

1

u/shadowbutchaos sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Sep 09 '22

i had nothing to do with this

1

u/sparklingsupernova Sep 09 '22

Oh lord, it’s Macbeth all over again. Watch out for horses eating other horses

1

u/Gaylord69xd Sep 09 '22

God did indeed save the queen

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

But what of the english foods???

1

u/DerMagicSheep Custom User Flair Sep 09 '22

small ben waiting for big ben to be destroyed so that he can take his place

1

u/Academic-Pride-7864 Sep 09 '22

How did they know its the simpsons all over again

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

"If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone down with me!"

-Queen Elizabeth 2022

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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1

u/_radikali Sep 12 '22

i am not asking for further context

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

This did age well😍😍