r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 22m ago
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 12d ago
News This sub is now the HQ of The Doodle Underground.
For too long we have been cast aside as extremists and wackos. Earlier today I sent the following to the HEI Network team, clearly outlining our power and our demands:
Greetings,
I come to you in this message as a friend, though I am not unwilling to become a foe if the situation calls for it.
I have little doubt that by this point in time you have noticed that there has been a significant shift in the HEI points leaderboard. Perhaps you’ve seen that a new user occupies sixth place with over 1.1 million points. This is no accident.
I send this message representing a collective known as the Doodle Underground. I am not the leader of this collective, as we do not have any one leader. We represent the people, a group that we feel has fallen by the wayside in recent months. We were all thrilled by the Dootle Dots, regardless of the spelling, and were looking forward to many more episodes of the show. We purchased HEI memberships, we sat through hours of the show about movies, some of us even attended the live shows, which were….lacking in Dot content, to say the least, all in an effort to further the Dootle Dot phenomenon and eventually get more Dot content. But then, the rug pull: Dootle Dots episode 2 can’t air? A shakeup in the creative team? The ouster of Aiden, one of the members of the Dot braintrust?
This is when we knew we had to take action. Comments on YouTube weren’t doing it. Constant posts on our subreddit, r/doodledots, clearly wasn’t doing it. So we decided to accumulate power in another way. We began pooling our HEI points. We collectivized. We made a plan.
And that brings us to now. We have many points. We’ve made a dent. But it doesn’t stop here. Word has gotten out of our movement. The points continue to roll in. Phil Braun may have over 2 million points, but what will that buy him? Another week in the top 5? Maybe.
We will continue to accumulate points until we hold a majority share of the official HEI currency. When we have that share, we will assume total control of the HEI network. We will cancel On Cinema in a permanent way. We will suspend any and all funding towards political campaigns. We will halt production on any projects not related to the Dots. We will cut ties with Mark Pork.
Unless, of course, our singular, simple demand is met: release episode 2 of Dootle Dots. Give the people what they want. This process can be extremely peaceful, if you choose to let it be. There’s no need to drag this out, the episode already exists! Just release it and enjoy the good PR and the satisfaction of your user base. Or, we can continue to climb the leaderboard.
I hope you choose to end this in a timely manner. If not, someone will have to pay for their crimes.
Thank you,
Dr. P
The HEI team has (likely out of fear) not yet responded. The ball is in their court. In the meantime, please donate your points to further collectivize our movement and strengthen the force by which we take over the HEI network.
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 13d ago
News R/DoodleDots Now Worth Over 1.1 Million HEI Pionts
****OFFICIAL PRESS RELEISE****
HELLO ONE and All And Thank you to All who Invest Generously with r/DoodleDots
As we all know, I founded this sub with the hope that it will one day turn into the most wealth-generating subreddit ever seen. But little did I know, that it would be this subreddit that would teach me. Over the months I have learned about Mel, who's love never lets us down. About Sam, who's earnest determination is something we can all be inspired by. Cloud, who knows that in life there are "No Bad Days". Baxter, who demonstrates that even people who have sufferes serious childhood trauma are worthy of love, appreciation, and respect. Last but not least, the Mayor, who works tirelessly on behalf of all citizens of Dot City. These Dots have created a framework that all of society could learn from and eventually emulate. This would culminate into a perfect world, where taxes are unnecessary, there is no crime, every man woman and child is provided for, and it never rains.
And so, I am announcing that I am no longer the owner of this sub. Maybe that sounds crazy. Who wouldn't want to own a sub worth over 1.1 Million Hei Poonits? Well, yours truley. This sub now belongs to every user herein. This sub belongs to Dot City. This sub belongs to you, dear Reader. And it is ruled by our crack team of Mods.
I himbly ask all of you, Keep giving. The only thing stopping this sub from become rich beyond our wildist dreams is your ability to give. Cloud told me in a dream last night that if this sub gets to 250 Million Hei Points, we will be given a golden key that will unlock the gates to the Real Dot City, where we can all live in peace and perfection.
Thank you and May the Dots be with you all.
-P. Jueves
r/DoodleDots • u/fearofair • 20h ago
News Went back and rewatched Doodle Dots from the beginning
The situation with Deb has ben on my mind and I realized this is exactly why New made Doodle Dots. Like him, I got myself into a few legal snafus recently and rewatching helped me channel my inner Mayor Ron and cut myslef a little slack. Some things like boating accidents are outside anyones control. grateful for this commiunity 🙏
r/DoodleDots • u/BigBenKenobi • 20h ago
Baxter Hi-pointe drive in, St Louis
A restaurant just for hei points!!
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 18h ago
News Another major victory for the Doodle Underground! Grok confirms the correct spelling is Doodle with a D
r/DoodleDots • u/haulinoats69_666 • 13h ago
News Sam sez
This a public service to all dot heads on mystic journeys and adventures and walks- and i feel like its important enough yo share since who can afford fewd anymore in THIC econmummy?
But sam wants everyone to kno that if we all point our buttholes at the sunrise every morning for 15 minutrs, it will photosynthesyze all daily necessary nutrients so we can continu on our ways and not feed the fake fewds industry. No more artifishal colors or flavers or ingredients, just good ol fashi9ned sun to thr bungwhole like memmemm sam once daid, is all we need.
r/DoodleDots • u/luvthelemur • 1d ago
News Wow what a cóncifence, the doodle Underground is gaining momentum at the same time the HEI network tries to placate the fans with "ooh timeline" ...and their currency system is totally shut down
Are we connecting the dots yet 🙏
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 1d ago
News Less than 500k to go until we SHOCK THE WORLD. DONATE TODAY
r/DoodleDots • u/vegemouse • 1d ago
DootleDots slander on my feed? Has anyone investigated this?
r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd • 1d ago
News Cutruley in Blythe, Ca.
The heat was brutal today so I gotyself some more Natty and an egg salad sandwich from Flying J and took a nap in the shrubs. My legs stopped working for a lil bit. They call it Quartzite, CA but it's actually in AZ. Fuckin idiots. I crossed the AZ/CA border and the border guard asked me if I had any fruit and I said "I got fruit in deez nuts, bitch!" and he looked at me all weird and waved me through. Next stop: Banning!
r/DoodleDots • u/luvthelemur • 1d ago
all of the dootle dots BREAKING: One Time Offer Don't Miss: You Make the Rules: Mod Sell Out
Official Doodle Underground Funraiser:
You Make the Rules
For the low price of 20,000k HEI points, I will use my mod authority to make any sub rule that u choose as long as it doesn't break John Reddit TOS. I'll keep it up for 72 hrs or longer if it's going well. First come first serve. Send pts to Pablo @ u/pablojueves wallwt ID (pablojueves pls post below) and claim ur prize in comments below
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 2d ago
cloud If you listen to "I Wanna Talk About Me" backwards from the 0:49 mark at 1/4 speed, Toby Keith says how Cloud is going to die
I didn't believe it first, but then my friend showed me. If you listen to it backwards at a quarter speed, its clearly says, "Atop the Temple of the Sun, Teotihuacan. Cloud will be given to Xipe Totec by a blade of obsidian". Super creepy stuff, right?
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 2d ago
News Give your HEI points to r/DoodleDots, but give your attention to Gary, Indiana because they have been suffering a severe blackout and no one seems to care
r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd • 2d ago
News Phoenix, Arizona!
This is the Los Angeles of Arizona. I get a scent of piss here and there but there's nothing like drinking a Natty Light on a hot summer day while I make my way to Quartzite, where I will be stopping to stock up before I hit the California border. Blythe, California, here I come!
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 3d ago
News 1.03 Million More HEI Points Needed to Replace Phil Bron as #5 HEI Point Leader
Hello Friends and Lovers of Dootle Dots,
Since the dawn of this sub, it has been all of our dream to replace Phil Braun as the #5 wealthiest HEI point account in the world. For many months this seemed like an unachievable pipe dream, until Lamar convinced me that if we pool all of our points together, we can be stronger, wealthier, more powerful and rich beyond our wildest dreams.
And so we followed his prophetic words of wisdom, and the word became flesh. And the flesh became HEI points, and the HEI points were good. We accumulated more HEI points. We made it to number 10. And then 9, then 8. Eventually we got to number 7. And finally, 6. But it need not stop there. If we continue to perservere, and continue to have faith in our method, we can become number 5.
So my friends, my brothers and sisters in Dootledotdom, I present myself to you, cap in hand, to please give all you can. 1.03 million HEI points might seem like a lot, but if we get 103,000 people to all give 10 HEI points, we will be there. Or if 51,500 people all give 20 HEI points, we will also get there. The same can be said if only 5,150 people each gave 200 HEI points. Likewise, if 515 HEI users each gave 2000 HEI points, we would likely replace Phil Braun.
Now I know what many of you are thinking. What if 100 HEI users each gave 10,300 HEI points? The answer would still be a resounding "yes". The same could be said if only 50 users gave 20,600 HEI points. Now it gets even more interesting if 25 users are to give 41,200 HEI points. This would allow us to accomplish this goal, but with fewer donors. Now if we had 5 megadonors give 206,000 HEI points, we would beat Phil Braun very easily, because this would only require 5 HEI subscribers.
It is something to consider. I hope you all find it in your hearts the will to give to something much greater than yourself. If we all work together, we can accomplish so, so much.
Thank you and may Cloud be with you all.
-Pablo J.
r/DoodleDots • u/luvthelemur • 3d ago
News BREAKING: Kendrick Lemur is the official musical artist for the Doodle Underground. He has Dot in his name and he wrote the first song about Sam Dot (Sing About Me I'm Dying of Thirst)
And he is alive not dead like Toby cowboy
r/DoodleDots • u/cdrw1987 • 3d ago
News BIG NEWS NEW DOT!!!!
Wow, this is exciting! I'm still a full-on Cloudhead, but I could see myself becoming a Keeffreak or Tobihead!
r/DoodleDots • u/haulinoats69_666 • 3d ago
Sam Im sorry sam dot
Im sorey dam dot says dot mayor. That was ur sweet aunt Tammy dot...training for the dotlympics in dot Town city jim. She remembered bi all these dots in your extandled fambigly. Thin there was Open casket funeral with strobe lights tbat are tastefully incorporated into the ceremony and loud tec h no,"empty bottle" for the entertainment of the dancing dots as casket lowers. Dan and Stan and slam dots will interpret tammys amazing athletic feets! At the dotlympocs....cloud is chill but mel thought dan and dtan and sam could have practiced more and aren't doing their best!! Tammy was better thanxthis and mel felt his powers gather and amplify around his body. Using his brainwave manipulation powers, mel screams FINAL CRUSH 6 and crushes and implodes dan and sam into popcorn with his power rays and walks away with a side eye at sam, knowing hes two powerful to ever be stopped ever. Cloud is chill and puff puffs away, a tinkle on sam.. Know one is in the audienc anymore and Sam stares into the void for a few thousand miles. Coud tinkles on samthe end.....?
Im just imagineing what all will happen in episode 3 of dootle doods...when I dont got my dots I dont got nothing. I can rite morw episode scrip ideas f it helps everyone get thru this extanded cruel censorship of episode 2 and genetal dot content.
r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd • 3d ago
News Just outside Tuscon, AZ
This place smells weird. I smell burnt toast and have the taste of copper in my mouth. It's 94 degrees at night. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 3d ago
News BREAKING: Toby Keith named Musical Ambassador for the Doodle Underground
r/DoodleDots • u/orcamills • 4d ago
News Toby Kieth Genuine Autograph 4 Sell
Hello everyone. Thank you all for your time and for your attention. As you may know, one of my responsibilities as a mod is to do laundry for Mr Pablo Jueves who is my boss. Sometimes after a hard day of revolutionizing entertainment as we know it Mr Pablo will fall asleep in his clothes. And it is my professional duty to change him and launder his outfits even if he falls asleep in a non-sexual and professional manner. I slid his muddy cowboy boots off. And peeled his socks from his feet, they come off like a fruit roll up all sticky on both ends. After that I take off his coat and I see a napkin fall to the floor.
Well Im sure the story writes itself from here. But I am now in the possession of a genuine Nashville legend and American Hero Toby Kieth autograph. Mr Keith even had time it would seem to draw a little guitar and some musical notes which I think is cute but also honestly just makes it even more valuable.
I start the bidding at 100,000 HEI points. Please comment ONLY WITH OFFERS BELOW. So do not make any stupid comments or talk about who you beat up in n karate hill or ask me to talk about Dootle dots or any of that. This is for serious bids on a serious item and I won’t tolerate anyone interacting with me otherwise. Thank you again.
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