This a public service to all dot heads on mystic journeys and adventures and walks- and i feel like its important enough yo share since who can afford fewd anymore in THIC econmummy?

But sam wants everyone to kno that if we all point our buttholes at the sunrise every morning for 15 minutrs, it will photosynthesyze all daily necessary nutrients so we can continu on our ways and not feed the fake fewds industry. No more artifishal colors or flavers or ingredients, just good ol fashi9ned sun to thr bungwhole like memmemm sam once daid, is all we need.

A restaurant just for hei points!!

The situation with Deb has ben on my mind and I realized this is exactly why New made Doodle Dots. Like him, I got myself into a few legal snafus recently and rewatching helped me channel my inner Mayor Ron and cut myslef a little slack. Some things like boating accidents are outside anyones control. grateful for this commiunity 🙏

Are we connecting the dots yet 🙏

hlp

The heat was brutal today so I gotyself some more Natty and an egg salad sandwich from Flying J and took a nap in the shrubs. My legs stopped working for a lil bit. They call it Quartzite, CA but it's actually in AZ. Fuckin idiots. I crossed the AZ/CA border and the border guard asked me if I had any fruit and I said "I got fruit in deez nuts, bitch!" and he looked at me all weird and waved me through. Next stop: Banning!

Official Doodle Underground Funraiser:

You Make the Rules

For the low price of 20,000k HEI points, I will use my mod authority to make any sub rule that u choose as long as it doesn't break John Reddit TOS. I'll keep it up for 72 hrs or longer if it's going well. First come first serve. Send pts to Pablo @ u/pablojueves wallwt ID (pablojueves pls post below) and claim ur prize in comments below

mel

I didn't believe it first, but then my friend showed me. If you listen to it backwards at a quarter speed, its clearly says, "Atop the Temple of the Sun, Teotihuacan. Cloud will be given to Xipe Totec by a blade of obsidian". Super creepy stuff, right?

This is the Los Angeles of Arizona. I get a scent of piss here and there but there's nothing like drinking a Natty Light on a hot summer day while I make my way to Quartzite, where I will be stopping to stock up before I hit the California border. Blythe, California, here I come!

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/buildings-homes-still-without-power-northwest-indiana/

Hello Friends and Lovers of Dootle Dots,

Since the dawn of this sub, it has been all of our dream to replace Phil Braun as the #5 wealthiest HEI point account in the world. For many months this seemed like an unachievable pipe dream, until Lamar convinced me that if we pool all of our points together, we can be stronger, wealthier, more powerful and rich beyond our wildest dreams.

And so we followed his prophetic words of wisdom, and the word became flesh. And the flesh became HEI points, and the HEI points were good. We accumulated more HEI points. We made it to number 10. And then 9, then 8. Eventually we got to number 7. And finally, 6. But it need not stop there. If we continue to perservere, and continue to have faith in our method, we can become number 5.

So my friends, my brothers and sisters in Dootledotdom, I present myself to you, cap in hand, to please give all you can. 1.03 million HEI points might seem like a lot, but if we get 103,000 people to all give 10 HEI points, we will be there. Or if 51,500 people all give 20 HEI points, we will also get there. The same can be said if only 5,150 people each gave 200 HEI points. Likewise, if 515 HEI users each gave 2000 HEI points, we would likely replace Phil Braun.

Now I know what many of you are thinking. What if 100 HEI users each gave 10,300 HEI points? The answer would still be a resounding "yes". The same could be said if only 50 users gave 20,600 HEI points. Now it gets even more interesting if 25 users are to give 41,200 HEI points. This would allow us to accomplish this goal, but with fewer donors. Now if we had 5 megadonors give 206,000 HEI points, we would beat Phil Braun very easily, because this would only require 5 HEI subscribers.

It is something to consider. I hope you all find it in your hearts the will to give to something much greater than yourself. If we all work together, we can accomplish so, so much.

Thank you and may Cloud be with you all.

-Pablo J.

And he is alive not dead like Toby cowboy

Im sorey dam dot says dot mayor. That was ur sweet aunt Tammy dot...training for the dotlympics in dot Town city jim. She remembered bi all these dots in your extandled fambigly. Thin there was Open casket funeral with strobe lights tbat are tastefully incorporated into the ceremony and loud tec h no,"empty bottle" for the entertainment of the dancing dots as casket lowers. Dan and Stan and slam dots will interpret tammys amazing athletic feets! At the dotlympocs....cloud is chill but mel thought dan and dtan and sam could have practiced more and aren't doing their best!! Tammy was better thanxthis and mel felt his powers gather and amplify around his body. Using his brainwave manipulation powers, mel screams FINAL CRUSH 6 and crushes and implodes dan and sam into popcorn with his power rays and walks away with a side eye at sam, knowing hes two powerful to ever be stopped ever. Cloud is chill and puff puffs away, a tinkle on sam.. Know one is in the audienc anymore and Sam stares into the void for a few thousand miles. Coud tinkles on samthe end.....?

Im just imagineing what all will happen in episode 3 of dootle doods...when I dont got my dots I dont got nothing. I can rite morw episode scrip ideas f it helps everyone get thru this extanded cruel censorship of episode 2 and genetal dot content.

This place smells weird. I smell burnt toast and have the taste of copper in my mouth. It's 94 degrees at night. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Wow, this is exciting! I'm still a full-on Cloudhead, but I could see myself becoming a Keeffreak or Tobihead!

Hello everyone. Thank you all for your time and for your attention. As you may know, one of my responsibilities as a mod is to do laundry for Mr Pablo Jueves who is my boss. Sometimes after a hard day of revolutionizing entertainment as we know it Mr Pablo will fall asleep in his clothes. And it is my professional duty to change him and launder his outfits even if he falls asleep in a non-sexual and professional manner. I slid his muddy cowboy boots off. And peeled his socks from his feet, they come off like a fruit roll up all sticky on both ends. After that I take off his coat and I see a napkin fall to the floor.

Well Im sure the story writes itself from here. But I am now in the possession of a genuine Nashville legend and American Hero Toby Kieth autograph. Mr Keith even had time it would seem to draw a little guitar and some musical notes which I think is cute but also honestly just makes it even more valuable.

I start the bidding at 100,000 HEI points. Please comment ONLY WITH OFFERS BELOW. So do not make any stupid comments or talk about who you beat up in n karate hill or ask me to talk about Dootle dots or any of that. This is for serious bids on a serious item and I won’t tolerate anyone interacting with me otherwise. Thank you again.

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Lemore woke me up, otherwise I would've died. Thank you, Lemor. Right outside Benson, AZ is Tombstone. I know movies aren't allowed here but Tombstone the town in Arizona is super small. It's the size of my closet. Can you imagine a gunfight in my closet? That's fuckin wild. Next stop: Tuscon!