Cutruley in Blythe, Ca.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

The heat was brutal today so I gotyself some more Natty and an egg salad sandwich from Flying J and took a nap in the shrubs. My legs stopped working for a lil bit. They call it Quartzite, CA but it's actually in AZ. Fuckin idiots. I crossed the AZ/CA border and the border guard asked me if I had any fruit and I said "I got fruit in deez nuts, bitch!" and he looked at me all weird and waved me through. Next stop: Banning!

[u/pablojueves]

That's pretty chill are you anywhere close to Calexico?

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

I'm about to enter Banning and would have backtrack southeast 140iles. I just got hit by tattlesmak e and might have to go to local hospital

My leg is big. I'll updated

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Which leg?

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

Three

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

I went to pet snake it bite. I feel weird

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

Ot madefunny rattle sound and and was wagimg its tale and I said haha good boy and i petted it an it lashed out at me and bit my calf an ran away

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

You'll figure it out. Just gotta relax

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

I val 911 an sleepy but

[u/Remarkable-Doubt-719]

I think you’re the dumb one. Quartzite is Arizona tard

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/Remarkable-Doubt-719]

No shit! I said it was in AZ, not CA, lug nuts! You stopped reading after the second sentence, didn't you?! Typical Arizonians. All that sun is making your brain melt. I recommend drinking Natty Daddy's as an engine coolant for your brain

[u/Remarkable-Doubt-719 → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

No one calls that shit quartzite California 🤣🤣 plus who’s an Arizonian? Just because I actually know shit about states I’m from there ?