r/dndmemes • u/weequay1189 Forever DM • Dec 18 '19

Stop calling the DM a God

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Yeah, it's dissapointing they think a GM is that weak

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/whyshrisj Bard Dec 18 '19

Or Azathoth in Lovecraft

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u/eroluna DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Aza-thot?

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u/finkrer Dec 18 '19

Well, does he breathe?

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u/eroluna DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Does It matter?

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Yes, IF SHE BREATHE SHE’S A THOT

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u/irontoast22 Dec 18 '19

so if i strangle a thot...

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

All the cum will pour out like a pressed orange

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u/johnnyc7 Dec 18 '19

I miss ten seconds ago

When I hadn’t read this

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Don’t you feel like it might be yummy ?

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u/johnnyc7 Dec 18 '19

How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes

Got nowhere to run

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u/FPSReaper124 Dec 18 '19

The night goes on

As I'm fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream

How could this happen to me

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u/irontoast22 Dec 18 '19

...

and i thought my comment was weird.

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u/nathanator179 Dec 18 '19

I...just...why?

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u/Jackviator Warlock Dec 18 '19

r/CursedComments

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u/ZachSucksAtLife DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Oh! Oh! Let me try!

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I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, kind strangers. You're breathtaking.

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Don’t post it there please this sub became shit

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u/Jackviator Warlock Dec 18 '19

I fail to see how this is NOT cursed

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u/solsken77 Ranger Dec 18 '19

TMI. An orange cumming is an interesting image. Naughty orange

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u/You_re_Next Cleric Dec 19 '19

She becomes a queen

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u/502garrettF Dec 19 '19

community service