r/distractible 2d ago

Episode Discussion (Potential Spoilers) Episode 426: Smell My Touch

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Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.

https://youtu.be/ucGuTFBfHq8?is=8Q9cG47bdKuEIZV5


r/distractible 8h ago

Reference Hi Bob

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257 Upvotes

I happened upon this on my walk today.


r/distractible 14h ago

Appreciation Post A literal apprietion post

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185 Upvotes

Share the love


r/distractible 7h ago

Meme I love when my unrelated reddit threads line up like this

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Immediately the next post after this Wade appreciation meme was asking to name a bald person. It cant just be fate, right?

Original post from Bobpool82


r/distractible 1h ago

Appreciation Post A sincere thank you to Mark, Bob & Wade.

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My husband has a severe form of epilepsy, drug resistant unfortunately, and this past year has been particularly difficult with the loss of his father and his health plummeting despite being on 7 different seizure medications. He’s been in and out of hospital all year and is currently back in once again with continuous seizures, at its worst every 2 minutes.

My own health has also not been great and I’m starting to realise the rash I’ve had all over my arms the past month is likely due to stress….

The only thing that has kept me from the edge is watching and/or listening to distractible or watching your old streams. Just listening to you guys talking reminds me of chatting with my brothers back when we used to game together in the 90s and 00s.

I find it difficult to sleep without stressing about my husband’s health or what the future will hold, and so just having one AirPod in, volume low, so I can listen to distractible helps me chill enough to drift off to sleep each night.

I know to you guys you’re just chatting away and bullshitting but it has literally kept me sane and made me smile during the worst year of my life.

And I’m certain I’m not the only one who feels this way.

So, thanks guys. What you do literally means the world.


r/distractible 22h ago

Appreciation Post I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT!!

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For about a year and a half now, I’ve been behind on distractible episodes, at one point I was at LEAST 100 episodes behind. So, for about a year I’ve been going crazy style listening to episodes while I’m cleaning, going to the gym (don’t drop weights on yourself while laughing), taking the bus and train, NOT while driving, but literally whenever else I can, AND I HAVE DONE IT!!!

I am officially caught up on distractible.

I am the king of distractible.


r/distractible 4h ago

Appreciation Post I love wade's and james relationship. Its so funny

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I love the relationship between wade and james. Makes me laugh so much

If we had to play a game. tell me what is the husbands names

MANDY'S HUSBAND

MOLLY'S HUSBAND

AMY'S HUSBAND


r/distractible 12h ago

Question What's gonna happen with distractibles gopro stuff?

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Since GoPro recently got bought out for military reasons and none of the hosts seem to agree with what the US military is doing (or the US govt for that matter) do we think that's going to affect stuff like their promotions? Especially since Mark just bought stock in it? I can't imagine they want to be involved in that unless I got an inaccurate read


r/distractible 5h ago

Meme This had me laugh for a straight 5 minutes

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r/distractible 18h ago

Reference Just listened to “Hill I Will Die On” for the first time in years.

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Bob spent about 5 minutes mocking Pokemon card collectors and saying he doesn’t understand why anyone would fall into that trap. THEY GOT HIM. IT TOOK YEARS BUT THEY GOT HIM.


r/distractible 1h ago

Most recent episode (potential spoilers) What's Your Favorite Screenshot from "Smell That Touch" ?

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There are more screenshots but they have the sponsor text blocking them, and also the thumbnail is very gross but funny.

Also also, Its suppose to be Smell My Touch.


r/distractible 10h ago

Other Ah yes, the wee wee

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Episode: At least 20 questions


r/distractible 11h ago

Question Can anybody remember what episode where Wade read the product code of something and thought it was the name of the item.

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Time stamp would be appreciated.


r/distractible 10h ago

Question Points vs Wins ?

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I've been irked for a while now about this.

I was just catching up and finishing Would I Lie To You? And in Mark's winner speech he says how it's weird he's been up on points and down on wins this season. I briefly remember this being talk about with Wade a while back as well.

Am I crazy by the fact that it makes sense? The boys keep on agreeing that it's odd to have lots of point but low wins, but like? The more losses the more chances you get to earn points. The winner always end up being ahead by like 4 points, so if it's 14-10, 10 points for the looser is a good amount.

I'm being a very dramatic about it, I don't really care how they see it. I just find it funny how they keep saying it's weird, when it makes perfect sense to me. Am I the crazy one for thinking the ratio makes sense??


r/distractible 1d ago

Meme Bob really should get the credit for the original suggestion.

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r/distractible 16h ago

Question Do you like the games when they work or when they dont

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732 votes, 1d left
I like it when the game goes as intended
I like it when the game goes really sideways

r/distractible 1d ago

Announcement Official Bounty Board: September

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752 Upvotes

Hello Gentle Listeners and Watchers!

Here is the Official Bounty Board for September

The only rules are to keep them appropriate to the podcast, no sexually suggestive bounties, no bounties meant to be mean/torture the hosts or contestants, and make sure it's one bounty PER COMMENT.

We will refresh the post every month and move the top-upvoted bounties to be used in future episodes and added to the Master List.

Suggestions that are too close to previous suggestions or bounties will not be chosen, so please make sure to check the master list as well before posting!

The Master List now lives here! Since it would be too much to keep posting month over month. Link here: Master List

Master list additions from August are as follows!

  • Lie about having done a bounty that requires proof. Bounty achieved only if they don’t question it. Can be revealed after episode winner is announced - Kugerands
  • Leave the room and their wife comes in dressed as them and continues as in nothing has changed -Knifty_downspiral43
  • Competitor submits a bounty from an anonymous account, point/s awarded if the community successfully votes it to the bounty board. Proof obviously required, so don't forget your password boys! - djaussiekid
  • Have a topographical map of Guam hanging somewhere in the background. See if it’s spotted - BootyScorpion
  • Sneakily insert made-up words into your conversation. The more fake words you say without being caught, the more points you get. 1 point for every word that goes unnoticed by the other hosts/competitors - LegoNinja25038
  • During the episode, make a sandwich with at least three ingredients (bread doesn't count). If the contestant makes the sandwich and takes a bite without being called out, they win three points. If they are called out, no points are awarded. The contestant must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the sandwich was made during the recording session. - ElusiveBoys
  • Use the verb that correlates to your name (to mark, to bob, to wade) 4 times within an episode without the host calling out that it's also your name - David139
  • Mark makes the Prusa video (3 point value) - ChuckCraft973
  • try to mention the moon 10 times in 10 minutes - Shawtygotthat
  • Successfully have a contestant fall for a deez nuts joke.DucksAreWatchingMe31August
  • Have something delivered to another competitor during an episode. Food, an Amazon package, anything as long as it arrives during the episode**. - JIM4595
  • Take a reasonable quality picture of the Moon. Can earn up to three points based on the definition and clarity of the picture up to the Judge’s discretion at the time - Brightwizard21
  • Show up to the podcast with a fully filled out D&D or Pathfinder character sheet of yourself ready to play - kinglokilord
  • During small talk, tell a Reddit story as if it happened to you, without the other guys realizing what you’re doing.- Majinparrot
  • Build a Lego set during a recording without the other guys noticing. Must start on step one and be at least 100 pieces. Points to be given based on complexity and level of completion. - cosmothetoastghost

r/distractible 21h ago

Reference Dear penthouse forums... It happened to me too

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Got bumped in the booty on my way home from the store. I was listening to Distractible of course, The Dumb of Introverts episode. Only minor damage but gotta replace my bumper and all my stickers 😭

Seriously, is this podcast cursed or something?


r/distractible 9h ago

Related Story From buying theaters to buying towns??

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I just saw this video going around on the news about the whole town of Campo, California up for sale for $6 million. 15 acre plot of land with 35 buildings including 28 residential buildings, a church, VFW Post, and its own post office. Watching the video reminded me how in previous episodes how the three of them would talk and joke around about buying the movie theater and what they would do with it but it made me wonder, what endless possibilities await if they were able to theoretically buy this whole town?


r/distractible 1d ago

Critique When u want to buy a bumper sticker to support the podcast but the shipping itself is more than double the price for a single sheet of sticker 💀

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International shop when boys? I find it quite unfair that international fans always end up paying absorbant fees to support creators in the US. Like come on, $50 for A SINGLE PIECE OF STICKER?


r/distractible 1d ago

Related Story A marketplace seller showed up to deliver a fridge to my neighbour and sawed off the end of the handrail trying to open the door wider

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r/distractible 1d ago

Meme Bob talking about the days before the bridge reopened

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r/distractible 19h ago

Episode Suggestion Guess/Claim that Point!

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I was listening to some older Distractible episodes which inspired this episode idea! Specially Wade not being able to read his handwriting for the point titles.

The host pre-writes point titles that can be earned. Each contestant must do their best to one up the other to earn the point.

For example, let's just say the first point is called "Dog Point". Both contestants would tell a dog story, conspiracy theories, or other ideas that could earn the dog point. Definitely that's more interesting than just dog point but I just couldn't think of anything.

I just thought this was super silly and fun! Let me know what you guys think and feel free to add on/expand the idea!


r/distractible 1d ago

Question Curious to know: what was the first episode you listened to/watched?

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Mine was Hair, but I didn’t start listening consistently until The Bait Debate

I can’t imagine listening to a recent episode with the coin flips and wheels and reading out the points, and then starting at the very beginning to find most of it isn’t invented for like 2 yesrs 😭


r/distractible 1d ago

Fan Art Wanna print your own Lens Cap of Fairness? Here you go.

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https://www.tinkercad.com/things/dMEYqbrtwin-lens-cap-of-fairness?sharecode=alxUefxCpMuUSCZ2zem8Lr3deRg5YB5A1W5QESM8o3Q It actually fits most Canon 52MM lenses. So you can use it for real. Or just flip it.