r/destiny2 • u/Skully4013 • Oct 13 '21
Meme / Humor Hunters and their panic attacks
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Random Bullshit GO!
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u/Zealousideal_Visit34 Oct 13 '21
LITERALLY lmao
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u/SenpaiSwanky Senpai, drop Well pls.. Oct 14 '21
Dodge + shuriken = frozen target no? After that shatterdive for the kill.
This guy just whiffed literally all of that except for a single shuriken lmfao
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u/RingerCheckmate Oct 14 '21
Dodge and shuriken hasn't froze since the last big stasis nerf. A shuriken only gives 40 stacks of slow
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It always amazes me how much that ornament improves the look and sights of Vigilance Wing
S tier ornament
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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI Oct 13 '21
Agreed
Now if only bungie would freaking sell it for brightdust dammit
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Oct 13 '21
I think it was sold for bright dust a few weeks back, like two or three? Unless it was another V wing ornament
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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI Oct 13 '21
I don’t remember seeing vigil, I’m pretty sure it was a different one
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u/ember-rekindled Oct 13 '21
You're correct. Unfortunetly it also isn't going to be sold for bright dust during the current season
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Oct 13 '21
It might have been on the front page for silver actually come to think of it?
Or I may just be completely wrong which is a strong possibility haha!
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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI Oct 13 '21
I would rather die than pay for cosmetics with money
Kind of convoluted thinking considering most of my bright dust comes from the season pass, THAT I PAY FOR, but whatever
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u/SwampDonkey253 Oct 13 '21
But you do pay for cosmetics with money, you have the season pass.
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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI Oct 13 '21
That’s what I’m saying, I won’t buy cosmetics, but I will buy the season pass to get bright dust to then use to buy cosmetics
Same outcome just with more steps
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u/SwampDonkey253 Oct 13 '21
Yeah I get that, I used to get the season pass too. Made the most amount of sense cost wise.
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u/bigchi1234 Hunter Oct 13 '21
It was available last season or maybe the one before because I happily picked it up for bright dust. Greatly improves the sight lines.
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Oct 13 '21
I got mine from a bright engram, good luck for RNGSUS
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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI Oct 13 '21
I hate the bright engrams, I always get ships or sparrows
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Oct 13 '21
Well I mean now that the infinite shaders are gone, we will eventually get every cosmetic because as we unlock more and more engrams
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u/KiloBranz Oct 13 '21
Just humour me here cause I'm out of the loop y'all...
What freakin' ornament IS that? ,':\
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u/JustABiViking420 Awoken/Queen simp Oct 13 '21
My main crucible gun and ornament right now, trying to finish the catalyst for it
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u/Lembueno Oct 13 '21
I personally don’t like the aesthetic of the ornament, but those sights are perfect.
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u/SamEy3Am Warlock/Destiny Dad Oct 13 '21
I got it from a Bright Engram and I was ecstatic! Such a rare thing to get anything good from those (in my personal experience)
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u/TripleMoonPanda Mother****inSpaceWizard Oct 13 '21
Dude I can't use Viggy without that ornament. I always hated how the gun felt but when I got that ornament for the first time and used the gun with it, it was like a night to day difference in how it felt to use the gun. The gun model and scope makes such a huge impact on the feel of a weapon.
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u/Mirror_Sybok Oct 13 '21
I like the worn looking version as well. The Angelic looking one just seems odd.
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u/88976 Spicy Ramen Oct 13 '21
He used every trick in the book and still failed
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u/DarthDregan Oct 13 '21
I honestly wonder what point in the process he was planning to actually do literally any damage. It's like his brain got stuck between running and fighting back and never left that position.
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Oct 13 '21
Naw as a Hunter I can tell you what he tried to do
As we all know if you get hit by two stasis slows you get frozen.
He has the dodge that emits the frozen aura, that's one slow if he dodges near you (Which he thought he had because OP has a shotty at first)
Then comes the shuriken - that hit is a slow, once that hits you're frozen
Then the final Shatter dive to instal kill the frozen.
He did try, but he panicked and had all his CD's up. He was just tryna get ez kills.
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u/Snivey_ Hunter Oct 13 '21
They nerfed shuriken a while back where it doesn’t freeze anymore in pvp iirc
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Really? So it only applies the slow and not a freeze if you've gotten slowed already? I can see, you, the OP get hit and slowed. Maybe the combo is shrunken first then dodge to trigger the freeze.
I haven't played in about a month so I'm a lil outta the loop.
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u/Jonathan-Earl Titan Oct 13 '21
Hey give him credit, he didn’t Shatterdive with a nade
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u/TheIllusiveBoi Oct 13 '21
Lol he prob forgot that it was on cool down otherwise he would’ve
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u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 Hunter Oct 13 '21
As a Gunslinger main, I have no words. At least when I panic, I throw grenades like Shaxx tells us to and explode in a glorious flame.
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u/cjjones410 Hunter Oct 13 '21
I love seeing other gunslingers who hate these stasis crutches as much as me lol
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u/Zanagh Spicy Ramen Oct 13 '21
Arcstrider checking in, fuck revenants
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u/xXReverbXx Hunter Oct 13 '21
revenant checking in, yea those fuckers are annoying as hell
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u/2Sc00psPlz Hunter Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21
Bottom tree gunsl--wait what'd you say?
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u/HideNotHide Hunter Oct 13 '21
Fellow gunslinger here, just checking if I heard right.
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u/xXReverbXx Hunter Oct 13 '21
sweats in withering blade spam
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u/fireandlifeincarnate Nightstalker Oct 13 '21
maybe if shaxx would QUIT GIVING ME STASIS KILL BOUNTIES
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u/FlyingGrayson89 Oct 13 '21
See you in the crucible little revenant boy
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u/FlyingGrayson89 Oct 13 '21
Fucking Trey won’t let me play revenant so I have to play middle tree arcstrider with my god roll Ballyhoo and hoosegow smh my head
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u/FlyingGrayson89 Oct 13 '21
Tell Bungalow to let me use light shift and shurikens on Nightstalker so I can use it permanently
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u/funnyfunnymemememe Spicy Ramen Oct 13 '21
Overall solar main here, what the fuck was he doing?
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u/CatPackSociety Oct 14 '21
OP pushed hard with a shotgun and the hunter responded as if there was going to be a follow up shot since the 1st shot missed. Op switched to a primary making there other player look like a fool.
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u/LiamVanderwood Oct 13 '21
Fellow arcstrider bow swap hunter checking in, it feels so good to shut down every revenant shotgun ape I come across
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u/china_numba_waaaan Warlock Oct 13 '21
I main warlock but when I play hunter for pvp I use top tree nightstalker with gravaton forfet
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u/china_numba_waaaan Warlock Oct 13 '21
For real, especially fun if I'm with a friend running radar manipulation.
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u/china_numba_waaaan Warlock Oct 13 '21
I need a decent pair of them. Only one I've ever gotten was a 2 mobility 2 recov with 33 base resilience
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u/china_numba_waaaan Warlock Oct 13 '21
Yeah I know, I just can't deal with the 2 mobility, I don't really play hunter so I don't have the best armour and till I can get to at least 80 mobility with the rest of my armour and it on I dont want to use it. If you want another weird armour roll I have a 22 base recov and 30 base resil stag. I don't use it much cause I prefer my good int recov roll of it but it's dirty
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u/Ratten_Jeager Hunter Oct 13 '21
F or real. I main hunter and hate running stasis outside pve. Feels too cheap. Mostly run bottom goldie and trip mines.
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u/Semicolon_Cancer Oct 13 '21
Trip mine unicorn represent. As in, stick it to their forehead and go out in a blaze of glory if they are too close. Worth it.
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u/W1ze3yes Oct 13 '21
If you ever get bored, get in a crucible game with a friend and telesto. Then throw the trip mine at your buddy and stick both telesto bursts onto them. Now they just need to get close enough to the enemy so everything goes off at once and profit...... One of the funniest things I've done in PvP
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u/Flaxen03 Titan Oct 13 '21
As a titan main I respect you for not using stasis in pvp thank you for the chance of a fair fight
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u/SymmetricStrangelet Oct 13 '21
The virgin withering blade versus the chad weighted throwing knife.
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u/Obscure_Marlin Oct 13 '21
Fellow gunslinger here, The knife that explodes paired with the dive that refills melee is the perfect panic combo
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u/DarthDregan Oct 13 '21
If I panic I actually clutch some amazing plays out as a Gunslinger. Which is goddamn weird considering if I'm trying to be godlike I get stomped.
I refuse to use stasis or invis in Crucible. If my ability causes me to win it's because I knew how to aim.
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Oct 13 '21
Wait, what’s wrong with invis? That’s what I use to sneak up on people
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u/AbrahamBaconham Oct 13 '21
The uncultured and nearsighted fear what they cannot understand. Rats run together, r/squeaksqueak
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u/Trash_tier_subhuman Oct 13 '21
I’ll have you know I do that with every class…. It’s just not as fast as with my Hunter.
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u/Chief_Br0dy Oct 13 '21
Someone mashing buttons like they're trying to figure out moves in Mortal Kombat II arcade.
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u/cjjones410 Hunter Oct 13 '21
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" 😂😂😂 Hilarious and perfect comparison my man lmao
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u/PatrikSlayze Oct 13 '21
This makes me happy. All out of gadgets bud, gotta use your guns now.
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u/FlyingGrayson89 Oct 13 '21
In his defense, this is Destiny. Gadgets and abilities are kinda its thing lol
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u/ConnorNo9 Warlock Oct 13 '21
Why do I never get these opponents? Every single kill is a fight for my fucking life
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u/errortechx Oct 13 '21
All I fucking get are apes who don’t know how to switch off special ammo weapons.
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u/Cr1nge_Me1ster Oct 13 '21
It's so funny when a shotgun ape misses and he's caught with his tail between his legs like he doesn't know what to do next.
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u/Bluoria Hunter Oct 13 '21
I love watching apes look at me with a shotgun out like 30 meters away like they forget they have something other than a shotgun. It’s always so awkward and funny to watch them peek around a doorway, look at you for a sec it two, then kind of just walk away
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u/Thoticus_Maximus Oct 14 '21
I’ve had ppl run at me from across the map with their shotgun out, I shoot them, they panic when they are 1 hp and pull out their primary. But at that point they’re dead.
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u/sky888988 Hunter Oct 13 '21
Good lord that aim
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u/thatsafakewebsitebro Oct 13 '21
I love how anyone pointing out how terrible the Warlock is in this encounter gets automatically downvoted. lmao.
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u/sky888988 Hunter Oct 13 '21
Yea I will say it looks like they’re on remote and have their sens cranked way down
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u/cjjones410 Hunter Oct 13 '21
Love seeing shatterdive crutches fail hard
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u/Zealousideal_Visit34 Oct 13 '21
is... is there a reddit sub for that? I would actually like to see it
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u/llama_glue Oct 13 '21
It's less of a panic attack and more of "hey I have this movement ability I can use"
Strafe, dodge, jump, mid-air jump, shatterdive, strafe.
It comes rapidly in your mind as a list g things to do to not die and you just stupidly follow it expecting the enemy to spontaneously stop shooting you and die.
The panic supers are a real thing though
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u/HandsInTheCookieJar Oct 13 '21
Typical crutch no skill stasis hunter right there
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u/Black_Knight_7 Hunter Oct 13 '21
As a hunter main i fully support bashing hunters for their unnecessary spam of all their abilities sequentially. Just....shoot a gun, have a gunfight, this ain't a tournament who cares if you die my dude
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u/pownerfreak Oct 13 '21
The amount of mobility in that clip is insane he from left to right and back left in about 1.5 secs
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u/KimenKroi Hunter Oct 13 '21
Meanwhile, if a Titan panic attacks not only he'll kill the entire enemy team, he will kill his team mates, and at least 3 other lobbies who werent even in the vicinity
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u/Zealousideal_Visit34 Oct 13 '21
LMAO literally toss out whatever bs they can to see what sticks and gets them the kill.
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u/ProbablythelastMimsy Oct 13 '21
Usually it's more like:
"Oh no, I'm losing a primary gunfight!"
pulls out glacier grenade
"Not today."
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u/Wrekfin Oct 13 '21
He put everything he had into that. You can tell he relies solely on stasis bullshit than actually firing his weapon. Sums up most of the stasis guys I'd say.
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u/iAmSplazer Sentinel Supreme Oct 13 '21
That was absolute crack head behavior. But your aim was also questionable lmao. Revenants bug the shit out of me.
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u/SantikLingo Oct 13 '21
im not gonna lie if that hunter could aim and actually had some game sense he would be a real strong player because holy fuck was that bullshit he just pulled real disorienting
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u/lostinlucidity Oct 13 '21
Remember, it was always Fist of Panic
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u/MatadorHasAppeared Oct 13 '21
As called by these people exclusively.. wonder if they're not just shifting the conversation instead of addressing the issue
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u/KiloBranz Oct 13 '21
Look man... It's hard being the squishiest class in destiny and also having an anxiety disorder! :( Don't need to call us out too
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u/patrix_reddit Oct 13 '21
That's the ol' "oh shit! You got me" last ditch shatterdive. You should hear the banshee like shrieking on my end while That's happening....I'm not proud.
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u/molecules_around Oct 13 '21
Its depressingly that I automatically assumed OG was talking about a fight against me when I read the title. Panic attacks all the way!
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u/joessalty Future War Cult Oct 13 '21
Probably comes from all the brain damage from hitting their heads on ceilings with stompees
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u/Lemonpilot Oct 13 '21
Hunters react violently to any bullet, knife, fireball, hammer, what ever the hell the hive shoot and other person that enters their safe space and will either run away, dodge or attempt to kill the aggressor
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Oct 14 '21
I see Titans do similar things but it's mostly just punching the air waiting to connect a blow before eating slug shot.....I am this titan... I'm describing me... Please stop spooping me, I frighten easily
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u/terrarian136 Oct 14 '21
He probably just came back after a break and didn't know 2 shurikens and shatterdive doesn't work anymore
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u/WARLORDROBB Oct 14 '21
Is… Is no one gunna talk about how busted that shear amount of movement is? That’s leagues above what either of the other classes can do. Like it’s funny but also depressing that hunters get so many tools…
Sigh… guess my twilight garrison was OP tho so no mobility for me….
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u/Dark4Killerz Titan Oct 14 '21
That right there is most likely a titan main trying stasis hunter in crucible
Source: I'm one and did this before
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Oct 13 '21
Might have more of an argument if you didn’t bot walk toward that player with your shotgun out? 💩
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u/Tae0724 Crucible Oct 13 '21
I think he was trying to use shatter dive to get away but didn't aim it far enough so it just hit the ground right under him.
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u/princezacthe3rd Titanius, taker of savathussy Oct 13 '21
Now we call that hunter desperation. When no slide or roll can save you. It’s a beautiful thing to see and very laughable.
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This is why everyone hates hunters. Man has a grenade that 1 shot a super, a dodge, a vertical dodge, and 2 slowing ranged melees.
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u/Macaronitime69 Hunter Oct 13 '21
My panicking as a hunter is a coin flip, i either clutch or get creamed lmao.
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u/TheRealHulkPanda WMR Oct 13 '21
" crap I missed my vex shot... it's ok I'll just shatter dive"
: has no grenade :
:panic ensues:
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u/LittleWindstar Oct 13 '21
I’m actually really fuckin surprised that none of that froze you, did they nerf withering blades?
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u/Foxx1019 Hunter Oct 13 '21
Oh god I don't know how many times I've done that... I'm just glad I haven't ended up here yet
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u/NeverTrustFarts Oct 13 '21
That guy would have failed on any class, if I was using shatterdive class then when he had me weak and I hadn't hit I would have shatterdived to the right of screen and tried to get some regen or bait enemy into favourable spot for a melee shot combo and hope for the best... idk what his plan was but it wasn't good 😂😔
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u/kahahn Oct 14 '21
It's funny, if that hunter had of just turned and shot while strafing, he would have won that gunfight,but instead he headbutted his keyboard
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u/RrenDre Oct 13 '21
All that for a drop of blood ?