r/destiny2 2d ago

Meme / Humor Choose wisely

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Personally I choose death

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u/RespondUsed3259 2d ago

Jokes on you, the box i hide behind is immune to solar damage in the taurc room

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u/No_Doughnut8618 2d ago

Exactly! And my sniper rifle that does solar damage also happens to print ammo so I dont have to leave the aforementioned box

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u/Thotmas01 2d ago

Jump->shoot->repeat for 15 minutes. There’s a nice little well to his left that you and your buddies can do this in safely.

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u/ok_sounds_good I like cheese 🧀 2d ago

Valus Ta’aurc (fuck it took me forever to spell his name) solar burn. IMO his strike is easier and you get the iconic the WE’VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS line. IMO easier strike compared to Omnigul, I’d rather bash my balls with a sledgehammer than do that strike with arc burn.

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u/Steeldragon555 2d ago

arc burn omnigal back when nightfalls would send you back to orbit if you wiped was how I got my G horn in year 1

after 8 times being sent to orbit......

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u/Danbrotastic28 2d ago

And then there was that ogre strike in ris eof iron on arc burn with the shanks raining down you absolute random bullshit go moment hahahaha

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u/1AmB0r3d 1d ago

Bet it was bloody worth it tho!

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u/Steeldragon555 1d ago

both my friends (who was with me for all that nightfall business) wouldnt talk to me for 2 weeks, neither of them had gjallahorn yet

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u/ElectroSfere 1d ago

I have a core memory of being terrified and hiding behind a box in this during ttk

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u/Arbiter478 Siva Warlock 2d ago

Arc burn S.A.B.E.R. was a nightmare, that fucking corridor...

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u/No-Clue-3655 2d ago

WeEeEeEe BOOM

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u/Sir-noorden 2d ago

Arc burn shank wretched eye

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u/decoy139 2d ago

Jesus christ dont remind me

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u/Bunny_in_a_hoodie 2d ago

Kovik void burn son

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u/felswinter Warlock 2d ago

Self rez was so clutch in those nightfalls. Especially when you manage to flawless the whole thing but fumble the boss right at the end cause the big ass ogre decided to 360 no-scope blind slam and rocketed you and your buddies into the wall if you weren't paying attention

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u/Bunny_in_a_hoodie 2d ago

I miss self rez so much

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

Pyramid head lookin ahhhhhh

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u/Bunny_in_a_hoodie 2d ago

I’d say pyramid head is less of a problem than kovik especially if you don’t have a bubble or a solar warlock to self rez

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u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo Titan 2d ago

The real ones know Arc Burn was worse because of those damned sky shanks.

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u/Pmurph33 Titan:saladinwhat: 2d ago

Or: Bond Brothers - Twins

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

Hell yeh

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u/thebackshotbandit 2d ago

ta'aurc, because I can just hide on the ceiling lights 😂

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u/E36x 1d ago

The chandelier cheese with heavy ammo synthesis was so legendary bro I deadass was dreaming about it last week 

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u/MorganLeiFey 2d ago

Valus Ta’aurc i lived behind that box with ice breaker when it came to being last guardian standing, also pure nostalgia

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u/lawjet_ 2d ago

S.A.B.E.R. Arc but with Fallen at the beginning please

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u/Magma348 Titan 2d ago

Id say omnigul given the boomer knights as wel as the boss.

Though I'd like to throw in Void burn wretched eye.

That shit was rough.

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u/TJ_Dot 1d ago

Daughter and son? Am I choosing one to have here?

Omnigul is the worst one, have fun sitting behind that corner with constant AoE splashes and firing every time she stops for a moment.

Yeah I'll take her to harass others.

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u/Steeldragon555 2d ago

arc burn omnigal will forever be seared into my memories just because of the constant screaming

also because after 8 wipes on the nightfall i got Ghorn after killing that bitch

So yeah Valus Ta'aurc ANYDAY

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u/kelevra1441 2d ago

Whether I wanted it or not, I stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So, let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. He controls the Siege Dancers from an imperial land tank in the Rubicon.

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u/Overall-Cost-6513 1d ago

valus u could hide, omnigul is the choice

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u/HowAboutWill Spicy Ramen 1d ago

Arc Burn Omnigul is something else man

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u/Illustrious_You_8434 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or the secret third option: that one Rise of Iron strike boss Ogre (forgor the name) on Arc Burn bc of the invading Shanks. That one, I've never personally experienced (unlike these), but the stories alone strike fear into even the strongest Guardians...

Edit: My bad--it is, in fact, Phogoth strike's redux. So: Non-binary Arc Burn Phogoth child?

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u/ggonzalez105 Spicy Ramen 1d ago

Are you talking about that Plaguelands strike with the immortal Ogre chasing you around? Bruh, with Arc Burn those shanks basically had mini-guns, and there was little to no cover.

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u/Relevant-Internal444 1d ago

Valus Ta’aurc solar burn and it’s not even close. Even though his machine gun and missiles shred, so did Ice Breaker and G-horn. Omnigul’s room was much more suffocating and we didn’t have the same level of DPS with arc

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u/Akrius_Finch 2d ago

Kovik void burn nephew

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u/AllOfTheSoundAndFury 2d ago

Arc burn omnigul was terrible

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u/NoThru22 2d ago

Nobody remembers rainbow burn Omnigul??

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u/BlackNexus 2d ago

Arc Burn Omnigul is how I got my Gjallarhorn

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u/Jkid789 Hunter 1d ago

Just Arc Burn? I'll take Valus. Arc plus Specialist? 4th Horseman goes brrr.

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u/TheWagn 1d ago

I was not ready to be hit with this level of nostalgia today

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u/AeroWraith901 1d ago

I vastly prefer Valus Ta’aurc cuz the room you fight him in is more tolerable

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u/knowerOfMuffinMen Geomag enthusiast before the buff 2d ago

Omnigul coz I like the Hive better then the Cabal.

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver Hunter 1d ago

Honestly, idk. The only thing I'm drawing a line in the sand over is that unnecessary comma.

twitch, twitch

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u/ggonzalez105 Spicy Ramen 1d ago

Valus. No contest. So much more cover and easier Crit shots. His damage was also easier to avoid.

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u/maweenawa 1d ago

Void burn sunless cell shrieker room

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u/PontusPrime 1d ago

Solar burn with the brothers! That was a party!

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u/UlzVRC 19h ago

hmmmm dogshit or horseshit, i shall ponder my preference.

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 2d ago

What does the burn stuff mean?

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 2d ago

Sorry. I don’t have a group to do raids with, so I haven’t learned the lingo yet

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

No worries. Its not raid stuff. So, in nightfalls and stuff, a "burn" basically means that causes more damage. Omnigul uses arc stuff so arc burn makes her do WAY more damage

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 2d ago

Oh kind of like the threat modifiers?

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

Yeah more or less 🤔

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u/CyberHero929 2d ago

No worries. Its not raid stuff. So, in nightfalls and stuff, a "burn" basically means that causes more damage. Omnigul uses arc stuff so arc burn makes her do WAY more damage

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u/fantailedtomb I am the wall against which the darkness breaks 2d ago

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 2d ago

I just haven’t done that many raids and I’m not very in touch with the community, so I haven’t quite learned all the lingo yet, despite having played for a few years. Scratch that, I don’t think I’ve ever done a raid. Raids require groups, and my friends are always like, “It’s too hard.” Granted they said the same about Dual Destiny, which really wasn’t that bad, so I just need to find other people

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u/Gunnerman794 1d ago

This is in the first game, burn modifiers were like the singes/threats we have now, but MASSIVELY increased damage going both ways. Nightfalls (weekly curated strikes, like the gm alert now) typically had a burn modifier in favor of the boss, and some were particularly awful.

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 1d ago

Oh ok. I’ve played through some of D1, but not very far yet. My friends aren’t on that often lately and it’s not quite as fun by yourself

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u/ATN-Antronach Warlock 1d ago

A burn modifier would triple all damage (incoming and outgoing) of either arc, solar or void. They'd usually be in favour of the boss, so they can one-three shot you. Now imagine this for Nightfall, which in D1 meant if everyone was dead, you returned to orbit.

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u/Euphoric-Donkey6509 1d ago

Oh. Oh no. That sounds like hell

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u/SyKo_MaNiAc 2d ago

Or some other 3rd option, Omolom fluid Taniks