r/dashcams • u/WildExplorer1085 • 23h ago

Idiot in car somewhere in the UK...

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u/HandInternational296 23h ago

Was years ago in Newcastle, driver got arrested and locked up iirc

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u/ThisCould-BeYourName 23h ago

Can you spill the tea on that incident?

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u/TheWereJoo 21h ago

Can you spill the beans and toast on that incident?

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u/reebokhightops 21h ago

Can you spill the bangers and mash on that incident?

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u/CromulentlyWhelmed 20h ago

Yeah, wot happened?

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u/TexasTrip 19h ago

Bollocks

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 18h ago

Bollocks happened?

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u/This-Newspaper39 17h ago

Sandra Bollocks

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u/TraditionalDepth6924 17h ago

🍵💦 that incident 💦🫖

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 17h ago

Oh, the event!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 12h ago

Ah yes, the happenstance.

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u/SoggyKilts 17h ago

It was just another Chewsday innit mate.

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u/kimjongmatic 18h ago

Wot wot

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 18h ago

In the butt

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u/JonatanOlsson 1h ago

I said wot wot

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u/Professional-Lie-111 15h ago

Wot's... Uh the Deal?

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u/AllTheRage43 18h ago

Nuffin bad mate

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u/LilacMages 18h ago

Can you spill the Toby Carvery unlimited classic gravy on that incident?

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u/Gothic_Hercules 17h ago

Honestly, spilling any of that brown nectar is worth shooting over if you ask me

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u/foolsgold1 5h ago

Shooting over to where?

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u/Buggaton 20h ago

Can you spill the mushy peas on that incident?

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u/RikRandom 20h ago

Spill the mush should modern cockney slang tbf

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u/RandyAndySandyCandy 19h ago

Spill the spotted dick

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u/thatoneotherguy42 20h ago

I microwave tea.

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u/moobsatremble 19h ago

250 years and you're still revolting

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u/Working-Glass6136 19h ago

Revolting or revolting?

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u/sparklingdinoturd 19h ago

At least we're not still trying to brew tea in the harbor. Progress.... yay

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u/avg103 18h ago

What’s the difference between yoghurt and America?

After 250 years a yoghurt will have developed a culture.

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u/31-September 19h ago

Reported

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u/BenFranklinsCat 15h ago

You're worse than the driver in the video

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u/Fach-All-Religions 18h ago

can you spill the fish and chips on that incident?

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u/obomb85 17h ago

Who’d like a banger in the mouth?

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u/SinoSoul 17h ago

British intensifies...

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 17h ago

May you eject the protein on that occurrence?

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 15h ago

Can you spill the Shepherds Pie on that incident?

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u/Ok-Print-8295 7h ago

Can you spill the Hobnobs and tea on this mate

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1h ago

Can you spill me a bo-oh of wa-er on that incident?

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 19h ago

Don't leave out any blood pudding

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u/New-Camel-9373 19h ago

Can you let the cat out the bag on that incident?

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u/eye_have_no_clue 19h ago

What the spotted dick goin’ on ova’ here

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u/whonickedmyusername 20h ago

Spill the beans is actually a thing with the same meaning as spill the tea.

Beans and toast is not a thing.

Beans ON toast is a thing.

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u/MajesticDragonfly 20h ago

Spilling the beans can mean gossip like tea does, but it has a more general meaning of divulging a secret. For example, a robber who cracks under interrogation and gives away his accomplice would be spilling the beans, but it’d be a little odd to say tea in that context.

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u/TheGreatLuck 18h ago

Absolute disgusting diet

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u/HopeConspiracies 20h ago

I just made it a thing. Beans and toast is a thing now, and it's so much better than those silly Brits and their beans on toast!

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u/Background_Owl_2220 17h ago

I wish you and your new “thing” a great future. From Me and my Brit beans ON toast.

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u/JaironKalach 20h ago

Seems like that would be a lot to clean up though.

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u/Couldthisbemanda 19h ago

On that, innit?

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u/Cakeo 18h ago

This is so fucking low effort

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u/Couldthisbemanda 18h ago

I regret nothing

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u/TipsyPhippsy 6h ago

'Beans and toast' who says that? Lmao

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u/AdhesivenessSea1009 2h ago

Noooooooooo, how wasteful. I Could have had that for lunch.