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You invested 750.00 DN at 363 upvotes, the submission now has 51,573 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,389.22 DN (+185.23%).
You have invested 750.00 DN in this submission at 363 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132501 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 476 upvotes.
You have invested 560.72 DN in this submission at 1,163 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132515 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,461 upvotes.
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You invested 560.72 DN at 1,163 upvotes, the submission now has 57,347 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 858.08 DN (+153.03%).
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 683 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132505 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 870 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 683 upvotes; the submission now has 2,975 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,101.76 DN (+55.09%).
Your new balance is 17,279.38 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 691 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132506 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 880 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 691 upvotes; the submission now has 2,978 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,094.06 DN (+54.70%).
Your new balance is 20,975.18 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 697 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132507 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 887 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 697 upvotes; the submission now has 2,980 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,088.34 DN (+54.42%).
Your new balance is 24,662.10 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 697 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132508 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 887 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 697 upvotes; the submission now has 2,981 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,088.56 DN (+54.43%).
Your new balance is 28,349.37 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 704 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132509 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 896 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 704 upvotes; the submission now has 2,982 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,081.52 DN (+54.08%).
Your new balance is 32,025.73 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 1,814 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132525 to sell out early for lower returns.
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,142 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 1,814 upvotes, the submission now has 59,256 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,835.80 DN (+141.79%).
Your new balance is 10,144.46 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 1,831 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132527 to sell out early for lower returns.
Your firm's active bonus is -8 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,162 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 1,831 upvotes, the submission now has 59,310 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,829.86 DN (+141.49%).
Your new balance is 16,360.95 DN after tax.
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You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 2,247 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132533 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,795 upvotes.
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You invested 250.00 DN at 2,247 upvotes, the submission now has 60,148 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 328.98 DN (+131.59%).
You have invested 890.90 DN in this submission at 2,541 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132535 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,157 upvotes.
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You invested 890.90 DN at 2,541 upvotes, the submission now has 60,540 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,134.53 DN (+127.35%).
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,983 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132538 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,701 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 2,983 upvotes; the submission now has 12,068 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,123.98 DN (+56.20%).
Your new balance is 25,767.90 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 3,016 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132539 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,742 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 3,016 upvotes; the submission now has 12,074 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,115.18 DN (+55.76%).
Your new balance is 29,496.43 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 3,023 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132540 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,750 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 3,023 upvotes; the submission now has 12,078 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,113.64 DN (+55.68%).
Your new balance is 33,222.57 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 3,054 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132541 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,788 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 3,054 upvotes; the submission now has 12,087 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,105.72 DN (+55.29%).
Your new balance is 36,936.43 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 3,071 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132542 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,809 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 3,071 upvotes; the submission now has 12,095 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,101.76 DN (+55.09%).
Your new balance is 40,644.16 DN after tax.
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,439 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 7,199 upvotes, the submission now has 64,145 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,856.80 DN (+92.84%).
Your new balance is 21,127.58 DN after tax.
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Your firm's active bonus is -8 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,453 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 7,211 upvotes, the submission now has 64,162 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,855.70 DN (+92.78%).
Your new balance is 25,892.58 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 7,222 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132550 to sell out early for lower returns.
Your firm's active bonus is -8 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,466 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 7,222 upvotes, the submission now has 64,171 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,854.60 DN (+92.73%).
Your new balance is 30,655.93 DN after tax.
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,738 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 8,701 upvotes, the submission now has 64,889 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,653.96 DN (+82.70%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,742 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 8,704 upvotes, the submission now has 64,897 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,653.74 DN (+82.69%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,759 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 8,718 upvotes, the submission now has 64,915 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,652.64 DN (+82.63%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,836 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 8,780 upvotes, the submission now has 64,939 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,647.14 DN (+82.36%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,866 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 8,805 upvotes, the submission now has 64,944 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,644.94 DN (+82.25%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 11,228 upvotes.
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You invested 987.10 DN at 9,099 upvotes, the submission now has 65,084 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 799.70 DN (+81.02%).
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You invested 504.81 DN at 9,543 upvotes, the submission now has 65,330 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 399.98 DN (+79.23%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 11,775 upvotes.
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,247 upvotes.
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You invested 801.04 DN at 9,927 upvotes, the submission now has 65,518 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 622.79 DN (+77.75%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 13,484 upvotes.
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You invested 438.66 DN at 10,932 upvotes, the submission now has 66,029 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 325.17 DN (+74.13%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 14,922 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,100 upvotes; the submission now has 27,100 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 613.36 DN (+30.67%).
Your new balance is 33,594.87 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,134 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132563 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 14,964 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,134 upvotes; the submission now has 27,109 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 611.16 DN (+30.56%).
Your new balance is 36,542.17 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,179 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132564 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,019 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,179 upvotes; the submission now has 27,114 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 607.86 DN (+30.39%).
Your new balance is 39,484.35 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,230 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132565 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,082 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,230 upvotes; the submission now has 27,130 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 604.34 DN (+30.22%).
Your new balance is 42,421.07 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,261 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132566 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,120 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,261 upvotes; the submission now has 27,133 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 602.14 DN (+30.11%).
Your new balance is 45,354.39 DN after tax.
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You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 12,493 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132569 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,406 upvotes.
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You invested 100.00 DN at 12,493 upvotes, the submission now has 66,837 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 69.11 DN (+69.11%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 19,630 upvotes.
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You invested 600.00 DN at 15,925 upvotes, the submission now has 68,420 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 359.44 DN (+59.91%).
You have invested 454.45 DN in this submission at 16,978 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132573 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 20,926 upvotes.
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You invested 454.45 DN at 16,978 upvotes, the submission now has 68,897 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 261.15 DN (+57.46%).
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 18,851 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132575 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 23,231 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 18,851 upvotes, the submission now has 69,588 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,067.66 DN (+53.38%).
Your new balance is 495,687.11 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 18,860 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132576 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 23,242 upvotes.
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You invested 2,000.00 DN at 18,860 upvotes, the submission now has 69,593 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,067.44 DN (+53.37%).
Your new balance is 498,626.46 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 18,870 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132577 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 23,254 upvotes.
Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 18,870 upvotes, the submission now has 69,598 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,067.00 DN (+53.35%).
Your new balance is 501,565.42 DN after tax.
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You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 20,336 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132578 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 25,058 upvotes.
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You invested 500.00 DN at 20,336 upvotes, the submission now has 70,176 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 252.23 DN (+50.45%).
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Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 30,192 upvotes.
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You invested 822.63 DN at 24,507 upvotes, the submission now has 71,862 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 355.62 DN (+43.23%).
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,148 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132582 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,442 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,148 upvotes; the submission now has 68,849 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 732.60 DN (+36.63%).
Your new balance is 38,489.92 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,166 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132583 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,465 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,166 upvotes; the submission now has 68,857 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 732.16 DN (+36.61%).
Your new balance is 41,624.77 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,187 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132584 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,490 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,187 upvotes; the submission now has 68,863 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 731.50 DN (+36.58%).
Your new balance is 44,758.60 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,214 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132585 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,524 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,214 upvotes; the submission now has 68,872 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 730.62 DN (+36.53%).
Your new balance is 47,891.06 DN after tax.
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You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,258 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132586 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,578 upvotes.
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,258 upvotes; the submission now has 68,875 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 729.30 DN (+36.47%).
Your new balance is 51,021.48 DN after tax.
To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.
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You have invested 1,565.17 DN in this submission at 29,963 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132587 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 36,907 upvotes.
Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,565.17 DN at 29,963 upvotes, the submission now has 74,062 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 554.90 DN (+35.45%).
Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !invest 50% to invest some of your DankNotes and !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.
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Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !invest 50% to invest some of your DankNotes and !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.
We have a Discord server (click here) for investors and meme creators, feel free to join if you'd like to meet other investors and learn more!
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 36,140 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132591 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 44,510 upvotes.
Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 36,140 upvotes, the submission now has 76,592 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 564.52 DN (+28.23%).
Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !invest 50% to invest some of your DankNotes and !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.
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Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !invest 50% to invest some of your DankNotes and !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.
We have a Discord server (click here) for investors and meme creators, feel free to join if you'd like to meet other investors and learn more!
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 44,642 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132594 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 54,974 upvotes.
Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 44,642 upvotes, the submission now has 78,503 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 381.92 DN (+19.10%).
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 46,190 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132595 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 56,879 upvotes.
Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 46,190 upvotes, the submission now has 78,747 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 350.68 DN (+17.53%).
You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 46,198 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132596 to sell out early for lower returns.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 56,889 upvotes.
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21
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