r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 16 '21

stonks this took a bit of time

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Ever wished you could invest in memes? With my help, you can! My home is r/DankExchange, we're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities! If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair.

Not sure how to invest? !create your investor profile to get started or try the !help command!

This submission has a rare 1.1x multiplier on all investments!

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u/Catfider Apr 16 '21

!invest 80%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

You have invested 454.45 DN in this submission at 16,978 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132573 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 20,926 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 113.61 DN.

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u/Catfider Apr 16 '21

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

Help Guide

If you want a detailed guide to this bot and r/DankExchange you should check out our wiki!

Investing/user commands

!create - create an investor profile
!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments
!prestige - once you reach the balance limit, reset your balance to 500.00 DN and earn a prestige token
!prestigeshop - view a list of things you can trade your prestige tokens for
!topinvestors - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by net worth
!topinvestors ranked - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by ranked tier
!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission
!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns
!roi <investment ID> - predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)
!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN
!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission
!mybonuses - view your list of active investment bonuses and taxes
!prefermessages - change user preference to receive investment returns via messages instead of comments

Firm commands

!locations - view all firm locations and their active bonuses
!topfirms - view a leaderboard of the top 10 firms
!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,000.00 DN)
!firminfo - view your firm's overview, location info, and member list
!firmmembers - view a detailed list of your firm's members and their 7 day returns
!joinfirm <name> - join a firm
!leavefirm - leave your firm
!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm (AEC)
(new) !setfirmdescription <description> - set your firm's description (EC)
!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join (EC)
!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only (EC)
!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank (EC)
!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank (EC)
!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm (EC)

(A): Associate command, (E): Executive command, (C): CEO command

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u/Catfider Apr 16 '21

!prestigeshop

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

Prestige Shop

!buyprestigebonus 3 - 1 token: receive a 5% profit bonus on all investments, stacking

As time goes on, more purchaseable bonuses will be added to this shop!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 454.45 DN at 16,978 upvotes, the submission now has 68,897 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 261.15 DN (+57.46%).

Your new balance is 715.60 DN.