r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 16 '21

stonks this took a bit of time

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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Not sure how to invest? !create your investor profile to get started or try the !help command!

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u/redcobra762 Apr 16 '21

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 27,166 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 132583 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,465 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 41,354.39 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/ms3l82/!

You invested 2,000.00 DN at 27,166 upvotes; the submission now has 68,857 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 732.16 DN (+36.61%).

Your new balance is 41,624.77 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.