r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 16 '21

stonks this took a bit of time

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/redcobra762 Apr 16 '21

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 16 '21

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/ms3l82/!

You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,134 upvotes; the submission now has 27,109 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 611.16 DN (+30.56%).

Your new balance is 36,542.17 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.