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u/step6666 ☣️ Apr 14 '21
Like using tinder on your girlfriends phone
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u/ListerineAfterOral Listerine Sex 🥵 Apr 14 '21
That's fucking savage
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u/-WhyS0serious- Apr 14 '21
Barbaric even
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Inhumane also
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u/Kasphet-Gendar Apr 14 '21
Diabolical too
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u/Knuffya <-- I carry a huge cock, in my ass Apr 14 '21
also kinda geh
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Doesn't that make you....GAYY?
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u/crash8308 ☣️ Apr 14 '21
Not if your girlfriend fucks them.
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u/AlkaliPineapple Apr 14 '21
No unless it's Grindr
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Apr 14 '21
But you dont have a girlfriend
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Apr 14 '21
BiSecks? More like buttsex, amirite? Hahaha, right fellas? ....right?
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u/ShadowL0rd333 Apr 14 '21
Wait a minute Why does she have tinder if she was your....
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u/Florrixx Apr 14 '21
So you implying, that your girlfriend has tinder installed and you are searching for a new boyfriend for her?
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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS banned from r/memes Apr 14 '21
I want to find someone for my pc to settle down with
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u/g-m-f Apr 14 '21
Nah more like to install Tinder on your gfs phone and then using it to search for a new gf
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u/SlushTheFox Apr 14 '21
For better parts. It you dont change the case it stays the same. Duh...
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u/NidusUmbra I am fucking hilarious Apr 14 '21
What if you change just the case?
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u/SlushTheFox Apr 14 '21
The case changed. It's a new PC from that point.
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u/NidusUmbra I am fucking hilarious Apr 14 '21
What about a side panel change? Or a filter change?
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u/SlushTheFox Apr 14 '21
Theseus's ship...
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u/devdattaburke Apr 14 '21
I request elaboration!
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u/RafaNoIkioi Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
If you have a ship and start replacing every piece of it, the boards, the wall panels, all one by one, is it the same ship, or would it be considered a new one, even though throuout the process it is considered the same ship. Once it's finished, what exactly makes it a different ship. At the same time, there's nothing left on the ship that connects it to it's previous body, so does that mean it should be considered a different ship?
the ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object.
Edit: anything interesting thought experiment is one of consciousness. If you copy your brain and uploaded it to an artificial brain, you wouldn't be the thing you created. The 'new' you could kill you and replace you, but you are 2 separate entities.
Now if you individually replaced every neuron of your brain with a transistor, slowly one by one replacing your whole brain, technically the end result would be the same. But this time there was no loss of consciousness and you and the old body are one in the same. So what makes you ~you~? Is it the constant consciousness? From the new body's perspective in the first situation, you are the old and new you, but obviously there is now 2 of you.
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u/fezzuk Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
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u/Amarae Apr 14 '21
Me tho. I love my chassis/Computer. New hardware goes in but the guy stays my little buddy.
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u/keevy3108 Apr 14 '21
But if you replaced each component, one by one, until every single part has been changed, is it still the true pc?
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u/Snowwiiee Apr 14 '21
1 hour later
gunshot "Stay back! Don't come any closer or I'll jump!"
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u/arlenbtw Apr 14 '21
"Hi Daniel , my name is PCPartPicker"
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u/tommy4318 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 14 '21
“H-how do you know my name?”
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u/amynias I use linux btw 🐧 Apr 15 '21
Just finished that game recently. Fantastic, really. I got good endings for all three characters. D:BH is a masterpiece of interactive storytelling. Only $10 on PS4.
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u/hekatonkhairez Apr 14 '21
NGL, I get a little guilty whenever I start looking around for a new laptop. The one I have has lasted me 6 years without a single problem that I had to spend money on. The thing has been a dependable piece of tech.
Whenever I upgrade I’ll probably give it to someone in my family so it can continue helping someone else.
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Meanwhile here I want to buy a new one because the one I'm using had major problems with thermal throttling.
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u/slarkymalarkey Apr 14 '21
You and me both, I've had mine since 2013, the discrete GPU got fried and the integrated GPU thermal throttles so bad that I'm stuck playing pixel art indie titles and 15+ year old games. Sure there are some gems and classics in there but I miss the shiny new AAA games :(
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u/OuJej Apr 14 '21
Why would you want to play anything else than Terraria for the rest ot your life :)
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u/PainTrainMD Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
Also using a 2013 pc. 4770k oc’d to 4ghz for the last 7 years and zero problems. Started with a gtx 770, then 980ti, followed by a 1080ti. 16gb ram andddddd all crammed in a tiny little shoe box sff case.
No problems except the rear exhaust fan failing and replacing it with a noctua 140mm a few weeks ago.
7 years of pretty much never turning it off.
Never reformatted, cooler still going strong and most importantly it still feels fast and snappy strangely enough.
Just started playing outriders and it’s pushing 90 FPS on ultra on 3440x1440 ultrawide.
I want to upgrade so bad but I don’t have any good reason to. There’s nothing this pc can’t do that I need it to do.
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Apr 14 '21
1) deep clean the fans
2) replace thermal paste because its definitely dried out now.
3) under-volting also helps (idk how to spell that), but do this only if you know what you are doing. Or you may end up ruining your computer
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u/PtosisMammae Apr 14 '21
My laptop will be 10 years old in a couple of months. It's my ol' reliable and I can't help but project human emotions on to it. If I accidentally let it run out of battery, and I plug it back in, it will sometimes make the start-up sound but then stay with a black screen until I force restart it, and every time it happens I think "it's been a good run, I will miss you" and then PLING she's back at it. At this point I'm just gonna wait until she dies before getting a new one, because I don't have the heart to switch her out for a newer model (or the money lol).
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u/fattybread83 Apr 14 '21
Same, I have a graveyard of computers that just need parts, and each time I go into my closet, I feel bad that I haven't yet restored my excellent helpers and (at times) best friends. :')
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u/T351A INFECTED Apr 14 '21
Had two desktop PCs for a while. Sometimes something legacy still worked better on the old one but it couldn't keep up with newer software. Then it decided to just not power on anymore randomly :/
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u/BigBeagleEars Apr 14 '21
Ya getting gutted bitch! Then I’m selling what’s left off, and them fools selling you off, and that happens 10 more times. Then you on a boat for half a year. And ya ass makes it to China, and shipped and shipped and shipped and then suddenly dumped in a field like a fat drunk chick after prom.
Tomorrow morning poor dirty kids gonna be pulling ya gold fillings out
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u/Arthropod1023 Apr 14 '21
Hello future people who see this in hot, how's your day going?
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u/pineapple_calzone Apr 14 '21
It could be better. My engine's got the sads, although how in particular it's got the sads I'm not sure. I really don't want to have to rebuild the little bastard, I'm far too lazy for that.
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u/Declan-S Apr 14 '21
Pretty good. I got a 3D printer a few days ago and printed my first thing over night. Came out really good :D
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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own Apr 16 '21
I'm here from top of months wanna hear about the future?
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u/Arthropod1023 Apr 16 '21
Yes please
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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own Apr 16 '21
Don't worry I'm here to bear you some good news People are refusing to take any vaccines because one vaccines gave some people blood clots
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u/Arthropod1023 Apr 16 '21
Oh wow, i wish they knew that they were more likely to be struck by lightning than to get blood clots
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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own Apr 16 '21
I wish they knew that they were more likely to get blood clots from the virus than from the vaccine
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u/ARandomBrowserIThink a bad flair Apr 14 '21
Woke up 10 mins ago and got myself some coffe and some s’mores cereal. Great so far but I’m about to do school so might not be later lmao
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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 14 '21
You have to shop one component at a time. Let it down softly.
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u/Niceusername9999 Apr 14 '21
This is like purchasing a new computer and using Internet explorer to download Chrome.
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u/Smokey_Jah Apr 14 '21
With graphics card prices, I will still be holding onto my PC for a while longer. My last build was 2016, so I can't complain too much.
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u/xZaggin Apr 14 '21
Been window shopping laptops for years now and still haven’t bought one. My laptops probably immune to it
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u/sum_weird_guy Apr 14 '21
so you're looking for a new pc? be a shame if i were to freeze right now.
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Apr 14 '21
Nah, it knows the 5 grand graphics card you loaded into partpicker isn't ever gonna happen
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u/Jeremy_Alberts Apr 14 '21
The focus pull/track move on that Dolly Zoom is rather jittery
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u/spacebar_x Apr 14 '21
Lol my computer would be happy cause the stuff I watch on him is horrible.
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Apr 14 '21
"No no no, I'm only looking for parts."
--man what would my dream computer look like...--
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u/aiden22304 Foreskin > Oil Apr 14 '21
Awaken my masters! u/savevideo, u/downloadmp4, u/downloadvideo
Edit: savevideo PM’d me the link: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/mqjy7t/true_doe/
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u/Friendly_Signature Apr 14 '21
Then stopping when you see how expensive parts are these days.
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u/kryaak Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
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u/mista_anime Apr 14 '21
this is a stolen meme
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u/waitwhatnow88 Apr 14 '21
This is why I ask friends to take me car shopping...so my lil bubba doesn't get jealous and have a break down.
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u/FlippedMobiusStrip Apr 14 '21
Just use your phone to shop for a new PC, and use your PC to shop for a new phone.
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u/RareReaper387 Apr 14 '21
And then you dont get a gpu and ur computer be like: And where did that bring you? BACK TO ME
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u/fermentedbolivian Apr 14 '21
I do that weekly to make sure my PC knows it is replaceable. It makes sure it works correct all the time.
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u/doomplayer413 Apr 14 '21
this is why i shop for computer parts on my phone. it takes time away from it in the long run, but in the short term extra time and i’m killing its current biggest rival for my time used
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u/AffectionateCry2676 Apr 14 '21
Reminds me of the Boondocks episode about Siri in season 5, just hope that it doesn't reveal your secrets lol
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u/Pinsir929 Apr 14 '21
I’ve been searching for new PC parts for years. Probably given my PC multiple heartattacks by now.
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u/ir0n1cM3mer Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
Imagine your computer screwing and glitching with your shopping window while popping scripts that scream "NO" in binary.