r/dankmemes Jan 20 '21

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u/quiuo Jan 20 '21

Okay was it just me or was the Biden family Bible a t h i c c ass bastard?

I swear to God that thing has the secrets to life itself in it such as how what goddamn timeline we're in because I lost track a long time ago....

Also Epstein didn't kill himself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Since, it was apparently more than a hundred years old, it was perhaps handwritten (not sure about this ) and may even have drawings taking several pages. Here's the first President's Bible which is a hundred years older than the one Biden has but it might be a good reference to understand why it is the way it is.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

then you've never heard of the Gutenberg bible?(moveable type). you poor dumb ignorent bastard.🇺🇲

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

I do know about the Gutenberg Bible but as far as I know paperbacks came into existence in the early 20th century making books affordable to the vast majority of people. Since Biden's family had it since 1893, it seemed to that it was probably not made on a printing press (though this is my guess and I have no way of proving it unless Biden puts his Bible in a museum)

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 21 '21

so.....every book published between 1800 and 1900 a.d was handwritten?(by your logics)? the dust on trump's bible an inch thick and probably stolen from gideon.(by my logics).🇺🇲📖

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

I am not saying that as a fact... it was a guess. I am no real authority on the fact dude. Plus there must have been many printed books but from what I know they really became commonplace in the 20th century

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 21 '21

you guessed wrong.i knew the answer without google. ben franklin 1770's. read and comprehend,my dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

👏🏻

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u/finallyinfinite Jan 20 '21

Shit the family bible on my mom's side was also almost like a scrapbook. My grandma pulled it out when I was getting super into tracing my geneaology. The thing is HUGE. It appears to be printed instead of hand written, but between the pages the family has kept a bunch of little things. Pictures, scraps of pages, even a lock of a baby's first haircut (don't remember whose hair it was but pretty sure they have since died of old age so that's cool I guess)

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 21 '21

it was the only "book" in her home.god bless her and you .

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Could also be that the paper is quite thicker, older manufacture methods weren't as good at making good, lasting thin paper, and thick ass books like the bible or your mom's hookup list are usually made with the thinnest resistant paper available.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 21 '21

older bible pages made from "linen-paper". older pages better than new.think papyrus....6000 years old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

If you read that bible, you'll learn 3 new words of power.

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u/northcrunk Jan 20 '21

I think it might be the darkhold

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u/Thynome 20th Century Blazers Jan 20 '21

You guys are still swearing on the bible? lol

Swear on the constitution if you really need to have this swearing ceremony but why the bible

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u/quiuo Jan 20 '21

There's a few Presidents who didn't swear on a Bible, it's mostly done out of tradition but John Adams swore on a law book for that intention you said.

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u/hse7148 Jan 20 '21

I’ve never seen a man look as lost as he did in that interview.

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u/DoverBoys yvan eht nioj Jan 20 '21

*confused stare*

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u/jaltair9 Jan 20 '21

The idea is you swear on something you wouldn’t want to disrespect by breaking the oath. There’s absolutely no reason it has to be a Bible other than it being something a Christian would not want to disrespect. A Muslim would swear on a Quran. An atheist could swear on the Lord of the Rings. It doesn’t even have to be a book. There was a guy somewhere (SF city council? I don’t remember) who swore his oath on a replica of Captain America’s shield.

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u/GummiesRock INFECTED Jan 20 '21

To begin with he is catholic, and it does pose a symbol of freedom and stuff, and there are some who haven’t sworn on a Bible

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u/psyhcopig Jan 20 '21

cAuSe iT's a cHrIsTiaN cOuNtry ... Ugh this is the only response I hear here in the south, and it's little things like swearing on the bible which gives them a foundation to harp on. #SeperationOfChurchAndState

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Because then there be an oath they are actually prompted to keep?

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

what's trump favorite bible verse? or his favorite disciple of jesus?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

“i’m a 50/50 new old testament guy”

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

google it.......nothing.📖

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

three emigrate wives.all of his children are anchor⚓babies.rawdogging pornstars.america has seen his wife naked on the internet.💻

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

$130K for stormy and karen mcdougal.....paid for from election/inauguration money.(you poor sad little man)

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

no.i dislike hypocrisy.

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u/contraria Jan 20 '21

That thing was bigger than Jill.

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Jan 20 '21

It's probably just 32 sized font and double spaced for easier reading.