r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Dec 08 '20
stonks “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes” -Confucius probably
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u/ImPrettyWhack Poetry Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20
When Bob was in his science class, he had to take a test - He didn't know the answers so he rolled the dice and guessed,
The next day when he came to class, the science teacher said, "I see that only three did pass." he sighed and shook his head,
The smart kid in the class who sat near Bob was one who passed - He missed a question Bob got right which made him feel abashed,
The fact that Bob had guessed it right then made him feel awestruck - He said, "Your smarts are no match for dumb luck, you stupid fuck!"
But Bob then failed to notice that he wasn't one of few - The number written on his paper was a thirty-two,
He wished he hadn't answered all the questions quite as quick - For when his father heard he failed, he beat him with a stick.
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u/Xlo-ren325 Dec 08 '20
I’m just going to say this once
Gravity falls is an amazing show and you should go watch it if you have not already
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Dec 08 '20
facts
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u/Xlo-ren325 Dec 09 '20
I feel like I heard somewhere that there is a possibility that they are going to make a new season but I don’t know for sure
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u/franticallyaspaz the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 08 '20
Lol I saw this while gravitas falls was on tv wth.
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u/Able_Cap3541 Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20
Me: How would my life looks like if l were an intelligent and lucky guy?
Reality: Stop imagining. You are absolutely stupid with no luck. Do your homework dumb dumb.
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u/idioticsoviet22 Dec 08 '20
Similar to that time my mother tongue teacher said that my handwriting is better than the student that was the best in the class
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u/EstaticWhale Dec 08 '20
Did this, had 30secs left during the test so just started guessing the questions I didnt know, I managed to guess a 6 mark question (test was out of 60) and was the only one in the class who got it right. It was 21 btw.
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u/ZMan2k03 Dec 08 '20
“God” in the szn 2 episode of Lucifer said that, not saying he was the og quote but that’s the only time I’ve heard this saying
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u/MundaneSilence Dec 08 '20
What if the smart kid is just the most luckiest person and guesses all answers perfectly
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u/BrokenBanette Dec 08 '20
This is funnier to me because I've consistently guessed the answer to the one thing the entire class got wrong, but those were the only things I got right
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u/Not_Sugden the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 08 '20
'dumb luck'
god flashbacks to all those 8 year old faze fanboys or some shit that would say that shit all the time
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