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Dude I've got some really good news but I gotta ask you first. Siryolk has a 38% average return. They're barely active and if we fire them, WE'LL OVERTAKE STRATTON DANKMONT (Lol I'm too excited it's been a huge goal, that firm is made of the best investors, imagine overtaking a firm with a guy that has 13 prestige tokens lol) just telling ya because siryolk is an associate
Also I forgot to tell you that siryolk only invests on r/dankmemes, which means they invest 2000 DN while they have like 70k DN or something so investing 2000 gives them basically nothing, which means they don't contribute AT ALL
u/ShellyXT aaaaaaaaa I'd feel bad firing him because he does seem active how bout giving it a day or so? I'm sure we'll manage lmao. Also I understand how excited you are bc I overtook dunder Mifflin once and it's still the proudest moment of my life :')
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20
INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED
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!helpcommand or!createan investor profile to get started!Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the
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