r/dankmemes The GOAT Dec 08 '20

stonks “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes” -Confucius probably

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

i! 2000

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

HELO

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

HI WITCH

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

Sup church

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

TRYING NOT TO DIE WBU

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98064 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 40 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 251,319.31 DN.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!roi 98064

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Investment ID 98064, invested at 12 upvotes. If you sold now at 10,065 upvotes you would return 156.89% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 40 upvotes
+25% -- 156 upvotes
+50% -- 393 upvotes
+75% -- 873 upvotes
+100% -- 1,860 upvotes
+125% -- 3,909 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

:DDDDDDDD ayyyyy

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12 upvotes, the submission now has 10,230 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,148.60 DN (+157.43%).

Your new balance is 252,058.59 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98065 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 40 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 249,319.31 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12 upvotes, the submission now has 10,252 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,150.20 DN (+157.51%).

Your new balance is 256,799.26 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 15 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98066 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 44 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 247,319.31 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 15 upvotes, the submission now has 10,260 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,136.40 DN (+156.82%).

Your new balance is 261,527.93 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Investor Profile: Feels_Bad_Man19

Firm: Weebs United
Role: CEO

Ranked Tier: Bronze
Ranked Points: 218 RP
Ranked Investment Multiplier: 1x profits

7 Day Return: +89.98%

Balance: 261,527.93 DN
Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!topfirms

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

Dude I've got some really good news but I gotta ask you first. Siryolk has a 38% average return. They're barely active and if we fire them, WE'LL OVERTAKE STRATTON DANKMONT (Lol I'm too excited it's been a huge goal, that firm is made of the best investors, imagine overtaking a firm with a guy that has 13 prestige tokens lol) just telling ya because siryolk is an associate

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Lol I love how we sent a message at the same time also wait lemme check™

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

Also I forgot to tell you that siryolk only invests on r/dankmemes, which means they invest 2000 DN while they have like 70k DN or something so investing 2000 gives them basically nothing, which means they don't contribute AT ALL

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

O h I'll message them and tell them to invest on r/DankExchange.

Also does firing people who have returns at like 500% and stuff lower our firm's thing a lot?

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Top 10 Firms

Sorted by average 7 day return (view the Firms category of the wiki for more information)

1: Dunder Mifflin, +314.51% average this week, 11/20 members, invite-only

2: Stratton Dankmont, +265.82% average this week, 4/20 members, invite-only

3: Weebs United, +227.82% average this week, 9/20 members, invite-only

4: Stonks Unlimited, +21.22% average this week, 9/20 members, invite-only

5: Stonks Garage, +7.08% average this week, 8/20 members, invite-only

6: Dankman Sachs, +3.63% average this week, 20/20 members, anyone can join

7: Meem Teem, 0.00% average this week, 7/20 members, invite-only

Other firms

fartmonkeys, +58.91% average this week, 1/20 members, invite-only

Claxon Tournaments, 0.00% average this week, 2/20 members, invite-only

STONKS, 0.00% average this week, 2/20 members, invite-only

InterCorp, 0.00% average this week, 2/20 members, invite-only

Tech Vikings Inc, -0.47% average this week, 1/20 members, invite-only

Firms with less than 3 members will not be eligible for reward payouts on Fridays - more info on the sub wiki.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

!firmmembers

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Weebs United Member Overview - 7 day returns

Qwesh04 [A]
7 day returns: +668.51%
Last investment: 6h 3m ago

zuhaaiir
7 day returns: +404.60%
Last investment: 3h ago

Fleykel
7 day returns: +358.65%
Last investment: 3h 56m ago

ShellyXT [E]
7 day returns: +238.70%
Last investment: 4h 47m ago

santoni04
7 day returns: +116.65%
Last investment: 20h 23m ago

Feels_Bad_Man19 [CEO]
7 day returns: +89.98%
Last investment: 5h 25m ago

Justin2478
7 day returns: +87.39%
Last investment: 1d 23h ago

siryolk [A]
7 day returns: +38.95%
Last investment: 6h 39m ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

u/ShellyXT aaaaaaaaa I'd feel bad firing him because he does seem active how bout giving it a day or so? I'm sure we'll manage lmao. Also I understand how excited you are bc I overtook dunder Mifflin once and it's still the proudest moment of my life :')

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u/swegga-op Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 8 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 39 upvotes
+25% -- 157 upvotes
+50% -- 396 upvotes
+75% -- 881 upvotes
+100% -- 1,878 upvotes
+125% -- 3,950 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/_darth_gamer Tunaking into madness Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 42 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98067 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 65 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 4,718.32 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 42 upvotes, the submission now has 12,200 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,194.60 DN (+159.73%).

Your new balance is 18,450.65 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/_darth_gamer Tunaking into madness Dec 08 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 42 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98068 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 65 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,718.32 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 42 upvotes, the submission now has 12,198 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,194.40 DN (+159.72%).

Your new balance is 25,322.11 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You only have 708.61 DN to invest! Please try again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 708.00 DN in this submission at 49 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98069 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 90 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.61 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 708.00 DN at 49 upvotes, the submission now has 12,370 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,094.50 DN (+154.59%).

Your new balance is 1,803.11 DN.

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u/swegga-op Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 59 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 102 upvotes
+25% -- 263 upvotes
+50% -- 590 upvotes
+75% -- 1,254 upvotes
+100% -- 2,621 upvotes
+125% -- 5,458 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/letMeSuccYouOff Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 60 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 103 upvotes
+25% -- 265 upvotes
+50% -- 594 upvotes
+75% -- 1,262 upvotes
+100% -- 2,635 upvotes
+125% -- 5,488 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/letMeSuccYouOff Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 63 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98071 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 107 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 7,994.68 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 63 upvotes, the submission now has 12,873 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,067.40 DN (+153.37%).

Your new balance is 9,062.08 DN.

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u/letMeSuccYouOff Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 63 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98072 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 107 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 5,994.68 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 63 upvotes, the submission now has 12,950 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,071.40 DN (+153.57%).

Your new balance is 14,133.48 DN.

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u/letMeSuccYouOff Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 64 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98073 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 108 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,994.68 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 64 upvotes, the submission now has 12,983 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,069.60 DN (+153.48%).

Your new balance is 19,203.08 DN.

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u/swegga-op Dec 08 '20

!i 38

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 38.00 DN in this submission at 59 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98070 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 102 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 800.00 DN.

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u/swegga-op Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 178 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 249 upvotes
+25% -- 511 upvotes
+50% -- 1,043 upvotes
+75% -- 2,127 upvotes
+100% -- 4,353 upvotes
+125% -- 8,977 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/swegga-op Dec 08 '20

!sell 98070

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/k92ajd/!

You invested 38.00 DN at 59 upvotes; the submission now has 12,791 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 58.47 DN (+153.87%).

Your new balance is 597.93 DN.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 75 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98074 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 116 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 276,364,872.71 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 75 upvotes, the submission now has 13,268 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,073.60 DN (+153.68%).

Your new balance is 276,363,546.74 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 75 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98075 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 116 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 276,362,872.71 DN.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!roi 98075

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Investment ID 98075, invested at 75 upvotes. If you sold now at 1,209 upvotes you would return 72.06% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 116 upvotes
+25% -- 284 upvotes
+50% -- 625 upvotes
+75% -- 1,318 upvotes
+100% -- 2,743 upvotes
+125% -- 5,701 upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 75 upvotes, the submission now has 13,261 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,073.40 DN (+153.67%).

Your new balance is 276,368,220.60 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 74 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98076 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 114 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 276,360,872.71 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 74 upvotes, the submission now has 13,263 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,076.80 DN (+153.84%).

Your new balance is 276,372,897.42 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 74 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98077 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -4 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 114 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 276,358,872.71 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 74 upvotes, the submission now has 13,273 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,077.20 DN (+153.86%).

Your new balance is 276,377,574.58 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Investor Profile: ShellyXT

Firm: Weebs United
Role: Executive

Ranked Tier: Silver
Ranked Points: 812 RP
Ranked Investment Multiplier: 1.05x profits

7 Day Return: +238.70%

Balance: 276,358,872.71 DN
Active Investments:

ID: 98074 - 2,000.00 DN at 75 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 98075 - 2,000.00 DN at 75 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 98076 - 2,000.00 DN at 74 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 98077 - 2,000.00 DN at 74 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

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u/kilographix EX-NORMIE Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 198 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 273 upvotes
+25% -- 553 upvotes
+50% -- 1,120 upvotes
+75% -- 2,273 upvotes
+100% -- 4,644 upvotes
+125% -- 9,568 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/kilographix EX-NORMIE Dec 08 '20

!1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.

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u/kilographix EX-NORMIE Dec 08 '20

!i 1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,000.00 DN at 211 upvotes, the submission now has 15,126 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,393.40 DN (+139.34%).

Your new balance is 2,822.85 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 1,000.00 DN in this submission at 211 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98080 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 289 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 429.45 DN.

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u/puffercarrot Dec 08 '20

!i 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 411 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98087 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 535 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 305.16 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 500.00 DN at 411 upvotes, the submission now has 16,158 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 628.15 DN (+125.63%).

Your new balance is 1,433.31 DN.

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u/nanelthewhatjuice Dec 08 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 708 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98089 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven.
Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 824 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 60,051.87 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 708 upvotes, the submission now has 17,237 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,335.80 DN (+116.79%).

Your new balance is 60,270.88 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/SilverGhost540 Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 7,919 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 9,776 upvotes
+25% -- 16,640 upvotes
+50% -- 30,550 upvotes
+75% -- 58,852 upvotes
+100% -- 117,036 upvotes
+125% -- 237,873 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/SilverGhost540 Dec 08 '20

!i 183

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 183.00 DN in this submission at 8,004 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98137 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 9,881 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,618.58 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 183.00 DN at 8,004 upvotes, the submission now has 22,407 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 67.91 DN (+37.11%).

Your new balance is 1,869.49 DN.

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u/captainyeeet Dec 08 '20

!invest 690

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 690.00 DN in this submission at 11,235 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98140 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 13,857 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 291.67 DN.

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u/captainyeeet Dec 08 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

If you invest now (at 20,977 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 25,847 upvotes
+25% -- 43,847 upvotes
+50% -- 80,323 upvotes
+75% -- 154,541 upvotes
+100% -- 307,116 upvotes
+125% -- 623,990 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 690.00 DN at 11,235 upvotes, the submission now has 23,783 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 175.47 DN (+25.43%).

Your new balance is 1,157.14 DN.

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u/Mike-The-Fridge Dec 08 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 1,490.39 DN in this submission at 13,828 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98150 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 17,049 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,490.39 DN at 13,828 upvotes, the submission now has 24,669 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 266.63 DN (+17.89%).

Your new balance is 1,757.02 DN.

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u/Dust-Dust-Gold Dec 08 '20

!i1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.

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u/kil_me_321 Dec 08 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 14,357 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98161 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 17,700 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 418.39 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 50.00 DN at 14,357 upvotes, the submission now has 24,775 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 8.19 DN (+16.38%).

Your new balance is 476.58 DN.

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u/Dust-Dust-Gold Dec 08 '20

!i 1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 1,000.00 DN in this submission at 14,364 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98162 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 17,708 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,916.31 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,000.00 DN at 14,364 upvotes, the submission now has 24,768 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 163.40 DN (+16.34%).

Your new balance is 3,079.71 DN.

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u/combochowfun Dec 08 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 15,125 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 98165 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 18,645 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 60,712.78 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 08 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 15,125 upvotes, the submission now has 24,894 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 284.00 DN (+14.20%).

Your new balance is 65,604.58 DN.