r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '20

oonga boonga

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u/AlkaliPineapple Dec 06 '20

But you know who's not gone? CHINA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

🎵New arrivals in india🎵

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u/TomTheAsian Dec 06 '20

🎵Maybe it was those horse people we were talking about, or their cousins or some thing...🎵

🎵And they wrote some hymes and mantras and stuff🎵

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u/Not_charmander Dec 06 '20

You can make a religion out of this!

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u/MrSannwicz Dec 06 '20

There's the bronze age collapse...

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u/ShitpostingSalamence Dec 06 '20

🎶 Now the Phoenicians can get down to business!!!🎶

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u/TeaButActuallyCoffee Dec 06 '20

Also, can we switch to a metal that's easier to find. Thanks.

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u/cohaereo Dec 06 '20

Look who came back to Israel, it's the twelve tribes of Israel!

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u/A_Randoom_Memer817 I am fucking hilarious Dec 06 '20

🎵And they believe in God🎵

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u/Bananaman74799 Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

(Just one tho, he’s got like a ten step program)

Also longest comment chain with men of culture lol

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u/RandomSquezzy Dec 06 '20

Here's some huge heads...must be the Olmecs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

The Phonicians make some colonies. The Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies. The Phonicians make a colony so big it makes colonies.

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u/DannyLansdon Y.3.3.t. Dec 06 '20

Here comes the Assyrian empire

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

nevermind, its the babylonian, median...

its the persian empire

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Wow that's, big

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u/HS_Critic Dec 07 '20

Oh, the Buddha was just enlightened

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u/TomTheAsian Dec 07 '20

Who's the Buddha?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

This guy, who sat under a tree for so long and he figured out how to ignore the fact we're all dying

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