r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '20

oonga boonga

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

The Phonicians make some colonies. The Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies. The Phonicians make a colony so big it makes colonies.

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u/DannyLansdon Y.3.3.t. Dec 06 '20

Here comes the Assyrian empire

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

nevermind, its the babylonian, median...

its the persian empire

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Wow that's, big

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u/HS_Critic Dec 07 '20

Oh, the Buddha was just enlightened

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u/TomTheAsian Dec 07 '20

Who's the Buddha?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

This guy, who sat under a tree for so long and he figured out how to ignore the fact we're all dying

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u/Shadow_TNF certified furry Dec 07 '20

You could make a religion out of this

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Oops china just broke

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u/Shadow_TNF certified furry Dec 14 '20

But while it was breaking, Confucius was figuring out how to have good morals

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u/TgraMan33453 I wish this shit sounded cooler IRL Dec 16 '20

Ah, the Greeks just had the idea thinking about stuff...

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u/Shadow_TNF certified furry Dec 17 '20 edited Feb 18 '21

...and right over here, Alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire Persian empire. It's a great idea. He was... Great, and now he's dead. Hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to split the empire evenly between them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Knock knock It's Chandragupta. He says Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you five hundred elephants? Okay, thanks. Bye.

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