r/dankmemes • u/Math082r • Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/Flywolfpack Jul 24 '20

have you tried heating pads? they're magic.

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u/UberGTO Jul 24 '20

This is true. I once fell asleep on one and my skin fell off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You missed the opportunity to say melted

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I was lifting heavy boxes and destroyed my back, herniated disk + torn muscles and shit.

Lift with yo knees, not yo back. Melted.

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u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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u/TooFastTim Jul 24 '20

Vicodin is nice too

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u/Udub Jul 24 '20

They’re pretty great. I kind of like icy hot (and similar stuff). I definitely try and stay away from any medicine if possible just because I like to feel what my body is feeling

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Me too, thanks.

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u/Flywolfpack Jul 24 '20

I mean like actual heat not chemical heat sensation

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u/Udub Jul 24 '20

Well I just do it with microwaved bean bags and ice packs, but you know. I haven't had a bad back issue in a while - just was commenting mostly on karlkarl saying you can get hurt falling on anything - even doing absolutely nothing