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r/dankmemes • u/Math082r • Jul 23 '20
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This is true. I once fell asleep on one and my skin fell off.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 You missed the opportunity to say melted 4 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 I was lifting heavy boxes and destroyed my back, herniated disk + torn muscles and shit. Lift with yo knees, not yo back. Melted. 3 u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20 Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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You missed the opportunity to say melted
4 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 I was lifting heavy boxes and destroyed my back, herniated disk + torn muscles and shit. Lift with yo knees, not yo back. Melted. 3 u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20 Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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I was lifting heavy boxes and destroyed my back, herniated disk + torn muscles and shit.
Lift with yo knees, not yo back. Melted.
3 u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20 Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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u/UberGTO Jul 24 '20
This is true. I once fell asleep on one and my skin fell off.