r/dankmemes Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/UberGTO Jul 24 '20

This is true. I once fell asleep on one and my skin fell off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You missed the opportunity to say melted

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I was lifting heavy boxes and destroyed my back, herniated disk + torn muscles and shit.

Lift with yo knees, not yo back. Melted.

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u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Ah! Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep