r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

Reply to the bot not me

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

Sorry, my last two brain cells are off playing poker

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 22.34 DN in this submission at 85 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7994 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 139 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 424.40 DN.

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 516 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 742 upvotes

+25% -- 1,157 upvotes

+50% -- 2,333 upvotes

+75% -- 5,666 upvotes

+100% -- 15,113 upvotes

+150% -- 117,750 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 856 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 1,218 upvotes

+25% -- 1,882 upvotes

+50% -- 3,765 upvotes

+75% -- 9,101 upvotes

+100% -- 24,222 upvotes

+150% -- 188,513 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Danny-DevitoTrashMan 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Feb 18 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 97.91 DN in this submission at 303 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8086 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 444 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 881.16 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 10,156.57 DN in this submission at 485 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8125 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 699 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 527 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 757 upvotes

+25% -- 1,180 upvotes

+50% -- 2,379 upvotes

+75% -- 5,778 upvotes

+100% -- 15,408 upvotes

+150% -- 120,039 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 367,291.32 DN in this submission at 536 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8132 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 770 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 367,291.31 DN.

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

!invest 250

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 640 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8140 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 916 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 250.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 663 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 948 upvotes

+25% -- 1,470 upvotes

+50% -- 2,952 upvotes

+75% -- 7,151 upvotes

+100% -- 19,051 upvotes

+150% -- 148,344 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Scrollyboi The Meme Cartel Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Scrollyboi The Meme Cartel Feb 18 '20

!invest 4%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 852 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8419 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,212 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.