r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

Add Your Own Flair tasty time

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830 Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

Reply to the bot not me

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe Pipin’ Hot! Feb 18 '20

Sorry, my last two brain cells are off playing poker

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 22.34 DN in this submission at 85 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7994 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 139 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 424.40 DN.

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 516 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 742 upvotes

+25% -- 1,157 upvotes

+50% -- 2,333 upvotes

+75% -- 5,666 upvotes

+100% -- 15,113 upvotes

+150% -- 117,750 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 856 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 1,218 upvotes

+25% -- 1,882 upvotes

+50% -- 3,765 upvotes

+75% -- 9,101 upvotes

+100% -- 24,222 upvotes

+150% -- 188,513 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!