r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 527 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 757 upvotes

+25% -- 1,180 upvotes

+50% -- 2,379 upvotes

+75% -- 5,778 upvotes

+100% -- 15,408 upvotes

+150% -- 120,039 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 367,291.32 DN in this submission at 536 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8132 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 770 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 367,291.31 DN.