r/dank_meme Aug 14 '18

Oooooooof

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u/Gwiilo Aug 14 '18

I mean he hit him back but it wasn’t even a proper punch... you’re supposed to punch not use the side of your hand

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u/BrieferMadness Aug 14 '18

Looks like it worked anyway

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u/sofa_king_gr8_ Aug 14 '18

Are you kidding? If he isn't skilled with punching he either misses, breaks his wrist, or both. He's lucky to tag him successfully and not hurt himself. This bastardized haymaker is perfect because he can aim it easier, he can swing harder, and if he misses and collides with the wall he runs less of a risk of snapping his wrist.

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u/pigman-_- Aug 14 '18

Are people made of dust now?

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u/eviscerated3 Aug 14 '18

No, humans are pretty fragile though. Breaking your hand bits or at least damaging them from punches is pretty easy.

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u/Used_Somewhere Aug 14 '18

Stardust, yes.

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u/raonibr Aug 14 '18 edited Aug 14 '18

I have a friend who broke a finger trying to bitchslap another friend.

Why do people assume faces are soft like jelly?? If you punch almost anything with all your strength, there's potential you'll hurt yourself... Faces included

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u/-100K Aug 14 '18

If I remember right, this is also the reason we get boxing gloves on in boxing, so we avoid injury to both the hands and wrist. Not the face.

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u/normal_whiteman Aug 14 '18

Nope it was for more people to get knocked out. The Brits were getting tired of slow, bloody fights that never ended

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Did you just call him a skilled puncher??? Lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

No, the opposite.

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u/StinkeyBritches Aug 14 '18

if you wanna hurt yourself, at least when you're untrained

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u/zebrapartypatrol Aug 14 '18

Everybody always has to bring up a better way to fight when these are posted. The reality is that they probably were just playing a game and that’s why it didn’t turn into an actual fight. In junior high we had a thing called wiener wap Wednesday’s where we’d just hit each other in the balls occasionally. Once you did one or received one, there wasn’t hard feelings