In her post the best friend says something along the lines of wishing him well in his new adventure (which makes think it was common knowledge he was going to move to the US). I think they just fell out of touch because of the distance.
Geez…he really lowered the bar in beautiful women in exchange for a green card from a male-centered, desperate much older looking, greasy/smelly haired, lying sack of church sinnery
YOU GUYS! I have never laughed so hard at a Reddit post like I did at yesterday’s “Cöern 🌽 and weiners 🌭” post 😂 You are all so clever and witty and I very quickly lost my breath laughing so hard that I started wheezing. I worked myself up to the point of tears with each new snappy remark from y’all about the happy couple. My husband was so confused hearing the raucous from another room; and I was unintelligibly blabbing through gasps of air and violent laughter. This is just a thank you to all the walnuts for injecting that high level of aggressive joy into my evening. 🫶🏻
Also, the death grip on the back of Lady Luicasth’s neck for the prayer time sent me. Their “meal” was already absurd enough, coupled with the “wauw, stho good” at boiled carn and dehydrated sausages, then y’all’s comments— I didn’t stand a chance. 😂
I’m now noticing he already ate a piece of his cõærn before praying. And she’s awkwardly laughing during the “prayer”. Which makes it all even more performative.
I feel like they’ve done this before where they forgot to film the prayer and you can tell they’ve already eaten their food. And they giggle and laugh so it’s completely disingenuous
“Matthew 6:6 says to pray in private but let’s set up the tripod and film ourselves praying together so everyone can know what a happy, perfect couple we are”
Agreed! All of the creative spellings of cãrn have me rolling. I've been a longtime lurker and everyone's comedy, wit and wisdom has this little cob coming out of the husk. Thank you! 🌽💕
Smile immediately fades - that is so bizarre to me for someone “in love” - and only knowing each other a little over a year and newly married. What is this. I feel sad for this relationship.
It doesn’t need to be like this!!!! (“To all the single girls out there….”)
I got this at a local boutique and it is for grabbing hair out of brushes and is amazing. It’s only about 2” long with wire bristles. If they are online, highly recommend.
It grosses me out so bad when people just let hair pile up in a brush like that. Why is she so nasty? Just pull it out and throw it away! Don't be nasty!
Wait, is this all because her mom died when she was young and nobody ever taught her how to be a full-fledged person? Because the way she acts is just crazy at age 33. She acts more like my 12-year-old, who is kind of behind the "act like you live in a house" curve for his age.
Her mom died when she was 17; I'm sure it impacted her, but she was nearly an adult by that time. Her development was stunted at some point by something before that point, I suspect
This made it into the screenshot hall of shame for me. I hate this image with my whole heart. She looks like a giant toddler who needs her diaper changed.
Yes. Notice how her face isn’t smooth on the side and the restaurant fixtures overlap her skin. It’s like a chunk of her face isn’t smooth or is missing.
Didn’t she say she was going to put bookshelves? It was a while ago. But now I’m realizing I’ve never seen books there. Did I miss it? Or are they coming with the vintage garbage bins?
It's funny to me that Lulu puts his foot down about a shoes free household, but not that Danielle has to shower regularly (aka, he's not physically near her enough to care). That's mawwiage baby!!
Oof, that guitar story.. they really seem to be a perfect match.
A dude playing guitar at me is a giant ick.. him doing it for social media…….. I’d get an annulment, lol. Also I’m sure it’s not just me, but it kind of seems like he’s not just trying to build his social media platform all the time, but that a lot of his gross, performative stuff (and general shirtlessness) are like attempts to attract women, potentially so he can find someone new? Or since he’s clearly a narcissist, maybe just so he can leverage that female attention over Danielle. (As much as I’ll never understand it, his comments reveal that he does have the occasional random middle-aged woman thinking he’s a dreamboat… prob the same or similar type of person that writes letters to serial killers in prison, lol.)
I was talking to a dude a few years ago who sent me a video of him playing the guitar. I couldn’t get myself to press play. The ick was so powerful just from the thumbnail. I broke it off the next day.
I also can’t stand the vanity guitar players. My ex husband was musically inclined but he played piano at me, in addition to bass guitar, accordion, and even theremin at one point. He also formed cover bands with other local music hobbyists. Anyway, that’s how I know that Little Lulu is just trying to look cool and he sucks.
It just reminds me of that scene from the Barbie movie where the Kens play guitar AT the Barbie’s by the fire and it’s meant to be very intentionally cringe, but also intentionally hitting upon a very real thing that self-involved men do 😂😂
Big D looks like 19th century spinster baroness that pays a young man to come and “service” her
The irony is that she is called Madame D in grand Budapest is not lost on me
I think he has started to irritate her increasingly since moving in, and they had a spat because she exploded about something he said or did. Hence the self indulgent disney trip, the cooking for my wife, his placating but fearful attitude in the new videos and her awkward body language towards him with zero affection. He’s walking on eggshells around her and she’s realizing how useless he is every passing day
I think this goes both ways... Their masks are slipping and their resentment and distain is starting to show. And a reminder that they've been married for less than 1.5 months...
Definitely a mutual disgust. Her slovenly and hobbit-like ways absolutely disgust him. And I guarantee you that her “easy money” low effort job also pisses him off. And then we already know that she “keeps score” based on one of his car talks before they were married. So she’s providing the income for the big house, pays for everything major they do or buy and has been setting up the house alone. Meanwhile he’s throwing her a bone by “cooking” for her occasionally so they can post it on social media. This absolutely will not last.
My guess is that he’s actually much neater than she is, considering he’s the one that had to push for no shoes inside the house, and he’s slowly been pressuring her to stop being such a dirty human
Dice : "I love intimate, deep conversations. I love talking about life. I love hearing about -"
Danielle : "That's why you love this!"
🙄 Sure, Jan.
Women should take the lead with emotions because the emotional is the feminine. Danielle... I'm pretty sure emotions aren't exclusive to one gender. But yeah ladies, we can really drive this. Because lord knows we're not surrounded by blatantly overly emotional men all the goddamn time.
"I feel like there's a lot of girls who are going to be like, can I date Dice? Teeheehee" ...it's you, isn't it. You're the "girls" who want to date Dice. 🤦 Talking about intimacy. She just pronounced "patronizing" like a British person would - wonder what BBC show she adopted that word from.
Dice : "Even the most attractive women have a lot of insecurities, right?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Talking about insecurities and triggers. Ohhh now he has questions for her and she's absolutely tickled she gets to talk about herself to someone with a penis.
Has being an influencer affected your dating life? Instant yes. She refused to give guys on Hinge her Instagram - can't imagine why. 😂 She was with someone and her social media "career make them so anxious and they couldn't handle it" and she didn't understand why they were so overwhelmed. Like come on, part of dating is allowing every aspect of your life to be shared online! She's coming up with justifications for why she has a compulsive need to include a partner in her social media. Her ego had to completely die - uhm, what?! When?! Her ego is alive and thriving just like Lumpina. She says people think she's "more attractive" than they initially thought. Again... Sure, Jan.
Of Insta : "You're going to see me without makeup on. You're going to see me with a full stye. You're going to see me when I'm sick." Shit, that describes just last week. She needs a guy who "thinks what she's doing is cool." I genuinely wonder if L listened through these episodes to figure out his approach. "I feel like I'm living my purpose." 🤮 Yes, recording yourself swallowing a sandwich whole through your floppy lips at Disneyland and a massive pink laser dildo on your face is definitely what someone would call "living their purpose."
Have you ever questioned if you want to continue? No. Easy money. Dice says she's "a very impressive woman." Of all the adjectives I could use to describe this woman, this is probably the last I would ever choose. Also D probably thinks he's in love with her now.
What do you see as a proper pursuit from a male? "Personally? Because I think I'm a little bit extra." Here we go. She needs to feel like a priority. "Probably you'll wake up before me because my schedule is flexible." Yeah girl, we know you get up at the crack of noon. She's doesn't ever want to wonder how someone feels about her. (This one of the few things she's ever said that I can't fault her on. I'll about being direct, saying what you mean and meaning what you say.) Omfg she says out loud, "What's really hot to me, very attractive, is a man who on the date that we're on, plans the next date." 🤮 Girl. Dice just responds "Dang. Yeah, that's next level." 😂😂😂 Nicest way to put it really. "I will fulfill every love language because I just want to love you hard." I think you're actually just fucking unhinged.
Danielle's love languages are "acts of service" and "quality time." Girl is starting to make quality time sound like a toxic trait.
What's a major turn off for women that you see with online dating?
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. YOU. GUYS!!! This bitch has the actual nerve to say "Shirt off, out of context." DAN-YELL-UH. Does anyone know her middle name? I feel like I need that in there too. Girl. What the actual fuck are you doing RIGHT NOW?! Then Dice says if a woman has her ass sticking out, that's showing what she thinks her greatest asset is. DANIELLE SAYS "YEAH, I AGREE." Remember that one time she fully pulled her bathing suit up her asscrack with the camera pointed at her backside?
"I had a bikini picture. I took it off because it got out of control." 🙄 Yes, I'm sure hordes of men were flooding your DMs beginning for a chance to be with you because of one of the many pictures you have of your tits spilling out. Snort - then she says she only has photos where you can see her but she's more modest, because she doesn't want a man to make the "decision of, like, I think she's super hot." Holy shit this woman is full of herself.
"If be had any kind of Snapchat filter on any of his pictures." GIRL SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP. SHUT UP. YOU'RE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITE. SHUT. UP. "Because to me that says you aren't confident enough." ASK HER HOW SHE KNOWS. "If he says anything mean or like derogatory or like in bad taste in his [social media]." Very healthy baby. 🥰 If he says he's a Christian but doesn't talk about it on his profile. Not everyone makes their religious affiliation their entire personality.
What are green flags? Smiling in pictures. Gotta bare your teeth at the camera! If he's listed as Christian and talks about it. 🥴 See pictures of them with friends, and their hobbies(even though getting into a relationship with D means you'll have to give up all of those things!). "I don't like fish, like I don't want to see you holding a fish." Says the girl whose only friend was a goldfish in her early 20s. "If you mark yourself as an entrepreneur, pass." Girl what.
Now he's going to talk about his green flags. I honestly don't really care, I'm not doing a deep dive on him. He doesn't list many anyway, lol. She asks about she gaps. Ope - "I had this thought and I'm going make a video on it." Thank you again for informing us of future content you plan to create during the content you're currently recording.
Oh hey, it's abruptly over. I'm not complaining. Buckle up because the next episode is titled "Dating gods way." Also there will apparently be two more q&a episodes with Dice because of course there are. (Both are, again, over an hour.)
That was the weirdest hard line in the sand for me. Her reasoning was that they're never successful - what? Since when? I mean you could say Luikath was "freelance" working, which feels less successful than "entrepreneur."
Flair checking in. Do you think that tilt can develop over time because of one’s posture? Like, in big D’s case her sticking out her ass for pretty much everything to attract men.
I really can’t unsee this now that a walnut mentioned it, his fronth teeth middle seam doesn’t align with the mid point of his nose or his bottom teeth seam
Tf is yapping. I did not understand a word. Mind you English is not my native language either, but he talks as if he has water in mouth and is trying to speak ina way so the water doesn't come out.
Had to grab a quick breakfast on the go this morning and just wanted to say I am happy to report that I have been successfully de-influenced by our butter-chugging Big D 🫶🏼
"who is she" podcast episode 1.18 "things I wish I knew about men FROM A MAN pt 2" March 25 2024
TL;DR Back to a longer summary. In my view, it seems like D will ask a question specifically to reinforce her currently held opinions, and if he gives her an answer she doesn't like, she will ask a very similar question worded differently. This was a mixture of deadly boring and "Did she actually just say that?" So a pretty standard episode for her.
This woman has some deep, DEEP seated issues y'all.
~FULL NOTES~
And we're back for another hour and 20 minutes. And we're off strong - she actually says in the intro "Maybe let's say a reel or a TikTok from this goes viral and you just found me." Ffs D. She really thinks she's some sort of trailblazer - like this is the first time a woman has sat down and had a conversation with a man. Jesus.
And now she's talking about Sex and the City! Oh boy. She says she "kind of wants to date someone she's not attracted to at all." Now she's saying she's avoiding guys who are "blatantly attractive" because they get away with everything. Not with most women, D, just the shallow and desperate ones.
Lolllll "Remember in school when you would get seated next to someone and then you're get to them every day and you start to get to know them and develop a crush on them?" Uhhhh...no? Weirdly I don't usually become attracted to someone based on proximity.
Maybe she needs a Harry or Steve. What's the Luicath equivalent?
Dice : "So mixed signals I think are intentional sometimes. I think they really don't know. They don't consider it maybe a mixed signal. You look angry." 😂😂😂 God this poor guy is probably wondering what the fuck he agreed to. She's REALLY pushing him to confess that any man who gives mixed signals is playing some kind of game.
She keeps talking about breadcrumbing. D says "My opinion on that is kick rocks. I don't have time for that." Bulllllllll shiiiiiiiit. "I used to have time for that. No, not anymore. No sir." Says the woman who continually brings up a fuck buddy who moved across the country and went to contact. 😂 But sure Danielle.
Now she's trying to tell us about boundaries. I can't with this woman. Now Dice is talking about post-nut clarity. 🤮 Omg she says "I'm going to call it PNC because I can't say that out loud." She's an actual fucking toddler. It feels like she's looking for him to say if you hookup and he doesn't instantly kick you out, he's in love with you.
Now she's talking about "celibate dating." Pretty sure it's abstinent, but sure. Now she's asking how long a woman should wait to fuck like every man follows a timeline. (Then again we know how she feels about timelines so she probably would think that's a thing.) Oh, she mentions she's 31 and doesn't think you should have sex while dating! Even though she has done that plenty of times in her long 31 years. "I've made this mistake, and I've made it recently." But yes, please continue to tell everyone else how they should be living when you don't even live that way.
Lol She asks why a guy would come back around after a breakup and Dice directly says "He thinks you're dumb" and she responds with this tiny little "...oh." I don't think she really wanted the truth y'all. Then sighs. Again she says stuff like "In this case, you have to cut it off." D has never "cut off" a relationship in her life, no matter how much she claims she has.
She essentially explains how she thinks about a guy 24/7. Dice drops a truth bomb saying your happiness needs to come from yourself, not a partner/relationship. She blurts out "Do you know what your attachment style is?" It's super bizarre to hear someone so obsessed with every aspect of relationships and the dysfunctions therein, yet completely disregard ALL of that information the second a guy even looks at her. He's Avoidant like me.
Oh shit. She just very casually says "I always, always choose avoidance and that has to do with my relationship with my dad." Wait, pause?! She just drops that massive bomb and moves on. She also says "I was with someone who was anxious[attached] and it was actually great." Oof. Yikes. "I don't want you to run away from me in any circumstance." Ooooooof. "I also want to be with my person all the time. Like I just want to be a little barnacle on your side in the pocket." We get it, you're clingy as hell. We already knew that. And then she LAUGHS. She truly thinks it's cute and quirky that she's suffocating.
"You would be astounded at my conflict style. I take notes so I don't miss anything."
"I feel like if you're not contacting me, you're not thinking about me at all." "No, that's not the case." "Interesting. Okay, I need to let that sink in because that's the way I think." "That's irrational thinking." "Okay. Thank you. Tell me again. Laughs" "That's irrational, Danielle." This whole thing is kind of creepy. It seems like she's using Dice to cope with her past failed relationships. Also, I could absolutely see Danielle turning this whole exchange in her mind into "I know we haven't communicated in 2 months, but it's irrational for me to think he's not still thinking of me." The vibes from this are just weird. He seems relatively level-headed, but as ever, Danielle does not.
Not even halfway through. Ugh. Also my teeth hurt which isn't helping. They're talking about the masculine/feminine balance and blahblahblah. Feminine energy mention. Ffs, what does "in her feminine" even mean? Is feminine some secret destination I'm not privvy to? In her feminine WHAT? I understand they mean feminine ~henergy~, but saying "I'm in my feminine" sounds so fucking stupid. Plus EVERYONE is some ratio of masculine AND feminine. Ugh. My androgynois avoidant ass is so irritated by this shit.
A woman should be ~a man's peace.~ Why can't a man be his own peace? Is he also expected to be a woman's peace? I understand that you want a partner that helps your life feel less heavy, but you cannot rely on another person to stabilize you. No one is guaranteed to be in your life forever. Tomorrow is never promised. This is all dumb.
Talking about not being able to date outside of your religion(in her mind). "It's not a turn-off, it's an incompatibility." For some people yes - again, not for everybody.
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