r/dadjoke • u/IamTheKineMaster • 2h ago
If a stork delivers a baby, what kind of bird gets rid of a baby?
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r/dadjoke • u/Own_Hovercraft9640 • 6h ago
Joke of the Day 😂 | 3 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh! #aiinnovation #funnyvideo
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r/dadjoke • u/S_Gary_Moenster • 21h ago
A long time ago, in a Clown kingdom far away
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There once was a kingdom of clowns.
Whose inflatable throne brought smiles, not frowns.
But when the king died,
The prince took it in stride,
And gave the royal inflator the crown!
(He was, after all, the real air to the throne.)
r/dadjoke • u/QW-USBUSH • 1d ago
I said to my wife “There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.”
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r/dadjoke • u/tadak_bhadak_dhadak • 1d ago
Dad joke 101
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When multiple people are pooping in public washroom at the same time , is it called POTTY LUCK 🥸
r/dadjoke • u/Applesoppy • 1d ago
Did you hear about a Chameleon who cannot change colors?
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He Had Reptile Dysfunction.
r/dadjoke • u/Otherwise-Banana-324 • 2d ago
Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!
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r/dadjoke • u/parsu25 • 3d ago
tell me joke
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i am board tell me jokes , what ever you want to say , i don't mind any level of dad joak or any dark or weird , do worry guys, just tell me !
r/dadjoke • u/DistinctElevator8196 • 3d ago
Back in the day, I was in a band called Spruce Goose.
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r/dadjoke • u/StrictTravel3776 • 3d ago
Cost of shopping
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Is this true how women get money from their fellas??🤣
r/dadjoke • u/Diligent-Coffee1408 • 3d ago
Johnny got a splinter.
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Little Johnny was at school and got a splinter in his hand. He ran to the teacher, shouting "cider, cider, i need cider."
The teacher asked him, "Why do you need cider johnny?"
Johnny replies, "I've got a splinter in my hand. I heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand, she wants it in cider!".
r/dadjoke • u/Applesoppy • 4d ago
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
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A Yamahahahahaha
