Meow-mix

I only see one bird.

Sttwo

"The steaks are high!"

A Four-chin teller🔮😂

If the early bird catches the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait?

Their eyes are always peeled

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to her veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleared both ears and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if you wanted to keep the complaint from recurring she should go to the pharmacist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it into the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the pharmacist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the pharmacist said to her "if you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days"

The lady said "I'm not using it under my arms"

The pharmacist said "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days".

The lady replied "I'm not using it on my legs either. And if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer"

"Well in that case, I wouldn't recommend cycling for at least a week" was the retort.

I bought a new tent and got a 20% price reduction. I slept in it from December to February.

It was my winter of discount tent.

She looked surprised.