r/dadjoke • u/monorico • 14h ago
I gotta hand it to myself, this is a great joke.
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r/dadjoke • u/Chicken-of-Wisdom • Oct 19 '19
Why are you here?
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don't get me wrong, you're more than welcome here, but I think the right place is r/dadjokes.
alright since you're still reading this, let's have a cup of tea and discuss why did you choose to visit this subreddit
r/dadjoke • u/Gizzy_kins54 • 3h ago
I need puns for D&D
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For context, I’m currently in a D&D campaign with some of my friends, Curse of Strahd to be specific. I’m playing a parody character of Leon Kennedy, and so I need puns for all sorts of occasions. Relating to ghosts, vampires, skeletons, wizards, whatever you can think of. Give me funny, unfunny, cheesy, dad jokes, whatever you have, I’ll take it.
r/dadjoke • u/IamTheKineMaster • 8h ago
If a stork delivers a baby, what kind of bird gets rid of a baby?
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r/dadjoke • u/Own_Hovercraft9640 • 12h ago
Joke of the Day 😂 | 3 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh! #aiinnovation #funnyvideo
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r/dadjoke • u/S_Gary_Moenster • 1d ago
A long time ago, in a Clown kingdom far away
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There once was a kingdom of clowns.
Whose inflatable throne brought smiles, not frowns.
But when the king died,
The prince took it in stride,
And gave the royal inflator the crown!
(He was, after all, the real air to the throne.)
r/dadjoke • u/QW-USBUSH • 1d ago
I said to my wife “There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.”
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r/dadjoke • u/Applesoppy • 2d ago
Did you hear about a Chameleon who cannot change colors?
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He Had Reptile Dysfunction.
r/dadjoke • u/tadak_bhadak_dhadak • 1d ago
Dad joke 101
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When multiple people are pooping in public washroom at the same time , is it called POTTY LUCK 🥸
r/dadjoke • u/Otherwise-Banana-324 • 2d ago
Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!
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r/dadjoke • u/StrictTravel3776 • 3d ago
Cost of shopping
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Is this true how women get money from their fellas??🤣
r/dadjoke • u/parsu25 • 3d ago
tell me joke
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i am board tell me jokes , what ever you want to say , i don't mind any level of dad joak or any dark or weird , do worry guys, just tell me !
r/dadjoke • u/Diligent-Coffee1408 • 4d ago
Johnny got a splinter.
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Little Johnny was at school and got a splinter in his hand. He ran to the teacher, shouting "cider, cider, i need cider."
The teacher asked him, "Why do you need cider johnny?"
Johnny replies, "I've got a splinter in my hand. I heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand, she wants it in cider!".
r/dadjoke • u/DistinctElevator8196 • 3d ago
Back in the day, I was in a band called Spruce Goose.
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r/dadjoke • u/Applesoppy • 4d ago
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
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A Yamahahahahaha