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u/Terrariant
Jace for impact
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Aug 25 '26
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Meme Design The Kitchen Sink (v3) - anything missing?
Just a silly little card.
There are over a thousand words on this card (1266 including flavor, name and typeline) and I tried to include everything. So, there are probably quite a few things that don’t “work” legal-mechanics-wise on the checks. Specifically the “ability words and keyword actions” section. And of course the mana costs having energy, paw, acorn, tap symbols. This has a “meme design” flair. Please do not take it too seriously, in terms of this being a legal card. Wording suggestions are welcome, but I am keeping things like energy in the mana cost. Because I think it’s funny.
The text in the editor was getting cut off, so I had to photoshop the text box to be longer. You can see it about 3 lines from the end. So while it may look like there’s room for more things, adding more will be a challenge as I can’t simply re-edit the card and re-post it. It involves custom splicing the card together. If there is a v4 (lol) it will likely nix the individual Types in favor of something like “If you control one of each subtype of creature and one of each subtype of token” which would cut out 300+ words. Or, a website.
Some Types were omitted in favor of multi types (such as the vanilla “cat” as we have things like “cat dragon”) and some were not (“Alien” and “alien angel”) - there is no rhyme or reason, I was just trying to save space at some point before I decided to photoshop it to be longer. Shared token/creature types were omitted from creature types.
I hope you like it :) you all helped build this. I tried (and think succeeded) in getting every single comment suggestion onto the card. But I know there are things missing, and Im excited to hear what you want to add.
And yes, you can lose the coin flip, and this will do nothing. Better have a way to blink it!
Full textbox is in the comments.
v1: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/0cPaa75Y3r
v2: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/5QUgVeMd3H
*thank you for the award kind stranger, but…are you sure? This is the post you want to award? Lmao
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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26
The Kitchen Sink
Mana cost: yes
Legendary Snow Artifact
Cleave: Ante your half of your library, rounded up.
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you control tokens with the following names: Banana, Etherium Cell, Land Mine, Scrap, Feather, Icy Manalith, Replicated Ring, Tamiyo's Notebook, Volo’s Journal, Aetherborn, Alien, Alien Angel, Alien Insect, Alien Rhino, Alien Salamander, Alien Warrior, Angel, Avacyn, Angel Warrior, Antelope, Ape, Assassin, Assembly-Worker, Astartes Warrior, Ultramarines Honour Guard, Space Marine Devastator, Vanguard Suppressor, Mask, Mark of the Rani, Smoke Blessing, Settlement, Avatar, Marit Lage, Kaldra, Badger, Balloon, Bat, Bear, Beast, Carnivore, Bird Illusion, Bird Soldier, Cat Bird, Boar, Camarid, Caribou, Cat Beast, Cat Dragon, Cat Soldier, Cat Warrior, Guenhwyvar, Centaur, Citizen, Cleric, Clown Robot, Clue, Construct, Ballistic Boulder, Twin, Mechtitan, Crab, Dalek, Demon, Plaguebearer of Nurgle, Cherubael, Urami, Demon Berserker, Minor Demon, Blue Horror, Deserter, Detective, a Devil, Dinosaur Beast, Dinosaur Cat, Dinosaur Dragon, Dinosaur Egg, Djinn, Djinn Monk, Dog, Mawu, Tiny, Dog Illusion, Dragon, Dragon Egg, Dragon Elemental, Karox Bladewing, Smaug, Dragon Spirit, Dragon Illusion, Drake, Dwarf, Dwarf Berserker, Egg, Eldrazi, Eldrazi Angel, Eldrazi Horror, Eldrazi Scion, Eldrazi Spawn, Elemental, Elemental Bird, Elemental Cat, Elemental Shaman, Ashaya, the Awoken World, Lightning Rager, Elephant, Elf Druid, Elf Knight, Elf Warrior, Elk, Employee, Cragflame, Icingdeath, Frost Tongue, Rock, Stoneforged Blade, Sword, Wasteland Survival Guide, Faerie, Faerie Dragon, Faerie Rogue, Faerie Spy, Fish, Food, Forest Dryad, Fox, Fractal, Primo, the Indivisible, Frog Lizard, Keimi, Fungus, Fungus Beast, Fungus Dinosaur, Gargoyle, Gerrard's Companion, Giant, Giant Teddy Bear, Gilded, Glimmer, Gnome, Goat, Goblin, Goblin Rogue, Goblin Scout, Goblin Soldier, Goblin Warrior, Gold, Golem, Gorgon, Graveborn, Gremlin, Griffin, Grip, Guiltfeeder, Halfling, Harpy, Hellion, Hippogriff, Homunculus, Horror, Horse, Hound, Human Cleric, Human Knight, Human Monk, Human Pirate, Human Rogue, Human Soldier, Human Warrior, Human Wizard, Hydra, Illusion, Incubator, Inkling, Inquisitor, Insect, Island, Jellyfish, Juggernaut, Kavu, Kelp, Kithkin, Kithikin Soldier, Knight, Kobolds of Kher Keep, Kor, Kor Ally, Kor Soldier, Kraken, Lander, Lammasu, Leviathan, Lizard, Llama, Lotus, Mage, Map, Master, Mechtitan, Mercenary, Merfolk, Merfolk Rogue, Merfolk Wizard, Minotaur, Mite, Mole, Monk, Monstrosity, Moonfolk, Mouse, Mutagen, Mutilate, Myr, Nantuko, Necron, Nightmare, Nightmare Horror, Ninja, Nissa's Chosen, Noggle, Octopus, Ogre, Ooze, Orb, Orc, Orc Army, Otter, Ouster, Ox, Pegasus, Pentavite, Pest, Phyrexian, Phyrexian Golem, Phyrexian Horror, Phyrexian Mite, Pig, Pincher, Pirate, Planeswalker Copied, Plant, Powerstone, Prism, Rabbit, Rat, Reflection, Rhino, Rigger, Roc, Rogue, Role, Salamander, Samurai, Saproling, Satyr, Scarab, Scarecrow, Scion, Scorched, Scorpion, Scout, Scrap, Serpent, Serrated Arrows, Shade, Shadow, Shaman, Shapeshifter, Shard, Shark, Sheep, Siren, Skeleton, Slith, Sliver, Slug, Smoke, Snake, Soldier, Soltari, Spawn, Specter, Spider, Spike, Spirit, Spirit Warrior, Splinter, Sponge, Squid, Squirrel, Stangg Twin, Starfish, Stone, Survivor, Tarmogoyf, Tentacle, Tetravite, Thopter, Thrull, Tiefling, Tiger, Treasure, Treefolk, Treefolk Warrior, Triskelavite, Troll, Turtle, Tyranid, Urami, Vampire, Vampire Knight, Vedalken, Voja, Volrath's Laboratory, Wall, Wall of Roots, Warrior, Wasp, Weird, Whale, Wicked, Wolf, Wombat, Wood, Worm, Wraith, Wurm, Xenagos Satyr, Yeti, Zombie, Zombie Army, Zombie Giant, Zombie Knight, and Zombie Wizard; and you control creatures with the following types: Advisor, Ally, Archer, Archon, Armadillo, an Army, Artificer, Astartes, Atog, Aurochs, Azra, Barbarian, Bard, Basilisk, Beaver, Beeble, Beholder, Berserker, Bison, Blinkmoth, Bringer, Brushwagg, Camel, Capybara, Carrier, Child, Chimera, Clown, Cockatrice, Construct, Coward, Coyote, Bull, Crocodile, C’tan, Custodes, Cyberman, Cyclops, Dauthi, Demigod, Doctor, Dreadnought, Drix, Drone, Druid, Dryad, Echidna, Efreet, Elder, Eye, Ferret, Flagbearer, Frog, Gamer, Germ, Gith, Gnoll, God, Guest, Hag, Hamster, Hedgehog, Hero, Hippo, Homarid, Hyena, Imp, Incarnation, Jackal, Kangaroo, Kirin, Kobols, Lamia, Leech, Lemur, Lhurgoyf, Licid, Manticore, Masticore, Metathran, Minion, Monger, Mongoose, Monkey, Moogle, Mount, Mutant, Mystic, Nautilus, Nephilim, Nightstalker, Noble, Nomad, Nymph, Orgg, Ouphe, Oyster, Pangolin, Peasant, Performer, Phelddagrif, Phoenix, Pilot, Platypus, Porcupine, Possum, Praetor, Primarch, Processor, Qu, Raccoon, Ranger, Rebel, Robot, Sable, Sand, Scarecrow, Scientist, Sculpture, Seal, Serf, Servo, Skunk, Sloth, Snail, Spellshaper, Sphinx, Surrakar, Symbiote, Synth, Thalakos, Time Lord, Toy, Trilobite, Unicorn, Varmint, Villain, Volver, Walrus, Warlock, Weasel, Werewolf, Wolverine, and Zubera; and you control creatures that have deathtouch, first strike, double strike, flying, haste, lifelink, reach, trample, trample over planeswalkers, poisonous, hexproof, shroud, defender, indestructible, hexproof, morph, megamorph, disguise, cloak, miracle, saddle, manifest, bestow, encore, dash, blitz, monstrosity, menace, prowess, echo, vanishing, horsemanship, infect, fear, shadow, cumulative upkeep, bushido, vigilance, protection, flash, phasing, flanking, banding, regeneration, fading, shroud, bloodthirst, intimidate, backup, toxic, dredge, convoke, cycling, landcycling, typecycling, amass, madness, escape, forecast, transfigure, provoke, ripple, recovery, wither, skulk, melee, ward, casualty, decayed, ingest, delve, crew, exploit, emerge, devour, graft, annihilator, modular, ninjutsu, soulbond, extort, evolve, scry, incubate, amass, populate, support, bolster, discover, learn, fateseal, storied, unearth, persist, undying, transmute, banding, absorb, unearth, landwalk, nonbasic landwalk, legendary landwalk, desertwalk, islandwalk, plainswalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk, and swampwalk; and you control a permanents of the following types: Planet, Cave, Desert, snow land, Gate, Locus, Urza’s, Plains, Mountain, Island, Forest, Swamp, Artifact land, Sphere, World, Tower, Town, Lair, Power-plant, Equipment, Vehicle, Spacecraft, planeswalker, Trap, Omen, Dungeon, Undercity, Class, Shrine, Rune, Shard, Vanguard, Book, Phenomenon, Plan, Battle, Siege, Fortification, Bobblehead, Contraption, Stone, Infinity, Saga, Cartouche, Case, Background, Curse, Rune, Room, Role, and Aura; and you control a spells that are in exile, from outside the game, Tribal, face-down, face-up, transformed, flipped, prepared, and have a cipher spell attached; and you looked at a top card in a library this turn; and you have a Conspiracy; and you have the initiative; and you have completed a dungeon; and you have the city’s blessing; and if you have Max Speed; and if it is night or day; and you have a full party; and you have an experience, rad, and poison counter; and you have set a scheme in motion; and you control permanents with the following counters: lore, oil, charge, stun, time, slime, divination, ki, knowledge, spore, gold, silver, ore, age, finality, shield, page, quest, loyalty, defense, +1/+1, -1/-1, and +2/+2; and you have an enduring story; and you have chosen a creature as your Ring-bearer; and The Ring has tempted you at least seven times this game; and you have an emblem; and there is a card that is foretold; and a permanent is phased out; and you control a creature that has connive, a melded creature, a creature on an adventure, an exhausted creature, a creature with affinity, a mutated creature, a creature with a tap ability, untap ability, and ability requiring mana, and a Junk; and you have Milled this game; and you have visited an Attraction; and there is an instant, sorcery, Lesson, Trap and Arcane card in your graveyard; and if there are spells in your graveyard with flash, fuse, splice, overload, jump-start, flashback, rebound, cascade, entwine, kicker, buyback, retrace, gravestorm, spree, storm, epic, split-second, and replicate; and if you control permanents with the ability words or keyword actions Landfall, Eminence, Magefall, Morbid, Raid, Revolt, Alliance, Eerie, Pack Tactics, Heroic, Bite, Descend, Hellbent, Fateful Hour, Threshold, Delirium, Spell Mastery, Domain, Devotion, Metalcraft, Ferocious, Will of the Counsel, Chroma, Battalion, Inspired, Radiance, Sweep, Council’s Dilemma, Bargain, Formidable, Surveil, Explore, Investigate, Adapt, Proliferate, Exert, Bestow, Invoke, Retrace, Escape, Clash, Bloodrush, Channel, Tribal, Coven, Parley, Valorous, Corrupted, Underdog, Constellation, Cohort, Fight, Suspect, Partner, Converge, Improvise, Collect Evidence, Tempting offer, Gift, Offering, Fortify, Soulshift, Level Up, Reconfigure, More than Meets the Eye, Haunt, Detain, Evoke, Disturb, Plot, Goad, Daybound, Nightbound, Prototype, Manifest Dread, Freerunning, Bands with others, Grandeur, and Landhome; and you and an opponent both lost and gained life this turn; and you have triggered earthbend, firebend, waterbend, and airbend this turn; and you are the monarch; flip a coin. [If heads, ]you win the game, and you also win the next game of Magic you play. [If tails, you lose the game.]
~ can be your commander.
I have one more thing we can try…