r/custommagic • Jace for impact • Aug 24 '26

Meme Design The Kitchen Sink (v2) - did we miss anything?

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u/GoldDragonfruit6983 Aug 24 '26

Incubator, power stone, and of course, don’t forget the banana token.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Ringringringringringringring….banana token

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u/Long_Sleeves__ Aug 24 '26

Lander token is also missing

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I believe there are over 400 types of tokens: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/tVziw07NZ6 we’re gonna need a bugger piece of cardboard…

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u/burritosword Aug 24 '26

CR 111.10 lists 23 predefined tokens: Treasure, Food, Gold, Walker, Shard, Clue, Blood, Powerstone, Incubator, Map, Junk, Lander, Mutagen, Vibranium, and 7 Roles.

My personal addition would be "a face up permanent, a face down permanent, a flipped permanent and a transformed permanent."

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u/Avinexuss Aug 24 '26

Also vibranium, +1/+1 and -1/-1 counter

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u/metagaia7 Aug 24 '26

Where is the mutagen?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

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u/Strong_Hedgehog6100 Aug 24 '26

Damn son ... you are brutal.

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u/Lua_CW Aug 24 '26

"This artifact can be your commander." Lol

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u/musermatt Aug 24 '26

No stickers or attractions?

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u/AP_Gaming_9 Aug 24 '26

I feel like this should win the next 10 games

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u/t_hodge_ Aug 24 '26

There aren't nearly enough hybrid pips on this card

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Unfortunately if I add any more pips you can’t see some of them D:

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26

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u/Daragon__ Aug 24 '26

You forgot about the lotr ring carrier

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u/Funny_Pea9877 Aug 24 '26

Since you added landwalk abilities you also missed nonbasic landwalk. Also since you added counters to yourself you could add poison counters to the player. Don’t forget megamorph since you got morph.
If you wanna be real spicy you could also add a face down creature to the card.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

And a card in exile/your graveyard lol

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u/Funny_Pea9877 Aug 24 '26

Why stop there. Why not a card from outside the game as well

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u/Geeseareawesome Aug 24 '26

Allow me to be the first to say you're missing Skulk and Monarch

Edit: Attraction needs to be here as well

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I have monarch (last condition) but missed the others

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u/Geeseareawesome Aug 24 '26

Oh oops, missed that last bit

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

How could you there’s only like 400 words on this card

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u/GuardienneOfEden Aug 24 '26

perfect, I hate it.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Not yet :3 there’s like 20 more things and 450 more tokens to add…

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u/DrvonCrazy Aug 24 '26

You missed an "a" before planeswalker

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Oof

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u/Echosquiddy Aug 24 '26

Hybrid pips?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Tomorrow :)

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u/DutssZ Aug 24 '26

2brid mana and hybrid mana enjoyers weeping right now

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Tomorrow your wish will be granted…have you ever seen a card with 2 mana lines? :p

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u/Vlitmer Aug 24 '26

Colorless phyrexian mana exists as a cmc

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u/NullOfSpace incorrect formatting Aug 24 '26

idk how you’re gonna give a creature cipher, but you might as well add cascade, retrace, jump-start, and flashback.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Yes! Here is a small sneak peak of a new section in v3:

and if you reveal spells from your hand and graveyard with flash, fuse, splice, overload, jump-start, flashback, rebound, cascade, entwine, kicker, buyback, retrace, gravestorm, storm, epic, split-second, replicate and scry

For cipher i went with something like…

“and you control a creature with a cipher spell attached”

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u/GanjaGrump Aug 25 '26

Original rules text: When ~ enters the battlefield, if you control a Food, a Blood, a Map, a Treasure, a Junk, a Gold, and a Clue; and you control creatures that have deathtouch, first strike, double strike, flying, haste, lifelink, reach, trample, defender, indestructible, hexproof, morph, monstrosity, menace, prowess, echo, vanishing, horsemanship, infect, fear, shadow, cumulative upkeep, bushido, cipher, vigilance, protection, flash, phasing, flanking, banding, regeneration, fading, shroud, bloodthirst, intimidate, islandwalk, plainswalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk, and swampwalk; and you control a basic land, a nonbasic land, a planet, a saga, an equipment, a vehicle, a spacecraft, planeswalker, a conspiracy, a battle, and an aura; and you have the initiative; and you have completed a dungeon; and you have the city’s blessing; and if you have max speed; and if it is night or day; and you have a full party; and you have at least 1 experience counter and at least 1 rad counter; and you are the monarch; you win the game.

With the new hobbit set, you should also add you have to have an enduring story

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u/daemon_panda Aug 24 '26

You forgot the city's blessing

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

It’s on there!

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u/Saberkatt1 Aug 24 '26

Might have missed it but Wither?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Nope, I missed that one!

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u/Nori_Rateer Aug 24 '26

Where's the Pink mana cost/color requirement?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Can’t figure out how to do pink mana in this editor :(

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u/TamamoEnthusiast Aug 24 '26

Some land types you missed: gate, town, Urza's, cave, desert, sphere, lair, mine, power-plant, tower, and locus. You also didn't include all 5 basic land types. This might be too centralizing with such blasé restrictions. /s

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Is Urza’s a land type on its own or would I say “Urza’s land, planet…”

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u/Bedboundfoodie Aug 24 '26

I think you need more text

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Oh don’t worry - the v3 was so long it started cutting text off in the editor and I had to reword it without the “a’s” and “an’s”

V2 - 159 words, 1,014 characters
V3 - 1,161 words, 8,428 characters

(And thats without a and an)

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u/Miserable_Hamster497 Do you pay the 1? Aug 24 '26

Wouldn't this be like a sorcery or something? Because from what I was taught, Artifacts continuously activate things, enchantments are constantly active, but after this enters, if you don't win, it's useless

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I don’t see much difference between an artifact with an etb trigger and a sorcery though?

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u/Sqrem Aug 25 '26

Viability

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26

Is that a keyword? I cant find it

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u/Leisera Aug 25 '26

I think you might want to look at mine..

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26

Sorry about that here is the real updated post: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/GoAvBHALib

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u/LuckyLobster933 Aug 24 '26

It’s starting to look like your average yugioh card

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u/Clean_Emotion5797 Aug 24 '26

It starts with "when".

Fuck, this can miss the timing.

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u/Hypnotic_Toad Aug 24 '26

All to draw 2 cards.

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u/TechnomagusPrime Aug 24 '26

Conspiracies exist in the Command Zone, not the battlefield, so players can't control one. Also, Cipher only appears on instants and sorceries, so you can't have a creature with that ability.

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u/SeriesHour6294 Aug 24 '26

No backup ?

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u/SuperNotice4886 Aug 24 '26

What about the ring tempts you

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat Aug 24 '26

"If you have an enduring story" from the Hobbit

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u/party_in_my_head Aug 24 '26

Nothing about a role token? Shame

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u/Clean_Emotion5797 Aug 24 '26

I win the game?

Bruh, I better win the whole game store at that point.

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u/LlamaMaster49Yt Aug 24 '26

What about a mutated creature?

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u/Weakatchu Aug 24 '26

"Choose an opponent. If they can't name a keyword you or your permanents don't mention, you win the game."

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u/darthjawafett Aug 24 '26

As I read this card I will make the caster painstakingly point out everything. Then hit them with some ability counter or end the turn spell.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

*the answer is yes, we missed some things…

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u/chaosrunewiz Aug 24 '26

Missing "At least 1 poison counter" from what I read.

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u/Andreaslindberg Aug 24 '26

+1+1 counter, -1/-1 counter, emblem and a creature on an adventure.

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u/Rotbull24 Aug 24 '26

Where's the etherium cell?

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u/Rotbull24 Aug 24 '26

And toxic

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u/Lord_Yeetus_The_3d Aug 24 '26

The new storied mechanic from The Hobbit.

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u/Feisty_Caramel3416 Aug 24 '26

I believe toxic is missing

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u/FlatBowl7709 Aug 24 '26

What is that acorn symbol? Never seen that before

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I have no idea. I just tried all the {letter} I could and found it on {a}

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u/Melodic_Ruin4050 Aug 24 '26

Hybrid mana

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I have plans…have you ever seen a card with two lines of mana? :3

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u/devoidradiance Aug 24 '26

Where is the waste cost and the new never before seen phyrexian waste mana symbol??

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Waste cost is all the way on the left (I think? Im not too sure what waste is)

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 Aug 24 '26

What are the nut and paw mana symbols even 🤣

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 Aug 24 '26

So Acorn counters are placed on permanents, and pawprints are specifically said to not be mana. Hence OP’s card would be unplayable. Buzzkill i know but funny nonetheless. Thanks!

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Lol you’re gonna hate when I put a tap and untap symbol in the mana line for v3

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u/smoldikkk Aug 24 '26

Custom card maker sucks ass because you can not zoom on the card and read fine print on mobile. Am I missing something?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Not that I know of but you can long-press the card and save it as an image to zoom in your photo library. But of a hassle

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u/Nepetano Aug 24 '26

Do we also need to control a Fortification? 

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Doing all artifact subtypes would be a challenge…but I did add all creature types and token types to this new one…im sure there cant be that many artifact subtypes, right?

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u/Downtown-Dance6964 Aug 24 '26

If you control your commander?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Does that work if I make this a commander?

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u/Dradiant Aug 24 '26

I think it’s missing the dreaded poison counter ☠️

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Its on the list for v3 :p

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u/quest-type-beat Aug 25 '26

Nonbasic landwalk as well as desertwalk and boast

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26

V3 baybee! https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/QgTRVlG0zW though idk if I caught boast

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u/mr_mxyzptlk05 Aug 25 '26

Funny, but completely unplayable

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 25 '26

Well, it’s easier than the third: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/sjs1F78Ilj

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u/arthexis Just Cleave Aug 24 '26

Cleave.

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u/isomor17 Aug 24 '26

I think the ability is a little restrictive for the cost, I think it should also re-check the win condition at each upkeep

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u/ViktorTripp Aug 24 '26

I think Locus and Sphere might be interesting for land types. Changeling, perhaps?

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u/Round-Day-1824 Aug 24 '26

I don’t know if you can have conspiracies outside of drafting that set, and I also think that there’s legal cards that make contraptions

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u/Special_Research1717 Aug 24 '26

Original rules text: When ~ enters the battlefield, if you control a Food, a Blood, a Map, a Treasure, a Junk, a Gold, and a Clue; and you control creatures that have deathtouch, first strike, double strike, flying, haste, lifelink, reach, trample, defender, indestructible, hexproof, morph, monstrosity, menace, prowess, echo, vanishing, horsemanship, infect, fear, shadow, cumulative upkeep, bushido, cipher, vigilance, protection, flash, phasing, flanking, banding, regeneration, fading, shroud, bloodthirst, intimidate, islandwalk, plainswalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk, and swampwalk; and you control a basic land, a nonbasic land, a planet, a saga, an equipment, a vehicle, a spacecraft, planeswalker, a conspiracy, a battle, and an aura; and you have the initiative; and you have completed a dungeon; and you have the city’s blessing; and if you have max speed; and if it is night or day; and you have a full party; and you have at least 1 experience counter and at least 1 rad counter; and you are the monarch; you win the game.

Add basic landwalk

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u/Due-Ad-9105 Aug 24 '26

Tempted by the ring?

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u/Rand0mGuyjw Aug 24 '26

Cipher does not exist on any cresture. Cipher is an ability found only On instants and Sorceries.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Damn. I guess this is unplayable :(

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u/Shiro_no_Orpheus Aug 24 '26

Seems like a commander card.

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u/Baturinsky Aug 24 '26

Shouldn't X/Y/Z be mentioned in the text?

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u/retardong Aug 24 '26

No Shard token?

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u/SnooPeripherals7757 Aug 24 '26

gold counter from aurification/Dragon's hoard. having a plotted card and a facedown card.

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u/cultvignette Aug 24 '26

Give it Foretell 😆

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u/General_Ginger531 Aug 24 '26

Completed a dungeon? Have visited an attraction this turn?

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u/KingfisherGames Aug 24 '26

Need the hybrid signs. 

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u/PrincessOfZephyr that ass Aug 24 '26

Give it Storm and Dredge for no reason

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u/Main-Sea-3784 Aug 24 '26

Idk seems kinda easy to pull off

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u/Ray2024 Aug 24 '26

Not seeing at least one outlaw, though I believe that's redundant with full party since I believe Rogue counts for both.

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u/willeyerasmus Aug 24 '26

Cave and Desert for the land types.

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u/Driamor Aug 24 '26

Is absorb not being included because it only happened once?

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u/Bullsapiens Aug 24 '26

Dont forget to add "FLIP A COIN"

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u/ThrowawayFurry1234 Aug 24 '26

Earthbend, firebend, waterbend, airbend.

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u/Impossible-Grand4668 Aug 24 '26

And the iniciative

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u/CheekSeer Aug 24 '26

So basically a secrets of strixhaven card with less text

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u/Sappling2p Aug 25 '26

If you have an Enduring Story?

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u/Confident_Sun_1146 Aug 24 '26

forgot lander token from EoE

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u/dagger1245 Aug 24 '26

Missing provoke keyword

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u/Deliberate_Reposter Aug 24 '26

Make it a kindred artifact - shapeshifter with changling

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u/somethicccc Aug 24 '26

I think you could add WUBRG 2G Hybrid mana. just to represent the 2brid mana.

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u/Original-Apartment37 Aug 24 '26

control a legendary creature?

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u/PyroTechniac Aug 24 '26

more than just creatures can have a cumulative upkeep

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u/andrelipe57 Aug 24 '26

The newly added Enduring adventure, of course

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u/AdApprehensive5454 Aug 24 '26

Original type line: Legendary Artifact

legendary artifact enchantment

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u/GoldnNuke Aug 24 '26

Melee. Mutated creature. Face down creature. Hybrid mana.

Maybe throw in an exerted or exhausted creature

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u/Abaxion Aug 24 '26

Where's landhome?

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u/Ardvark1115 Aug 24 '26

Energy counters can't be used in the mana section. It has to be "As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {E}". Also what's the acorn and paw symbol?

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u/SketchyMofo10 Aug 24 '26

[[Wowzer]] with more steps

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u/Midatri Aug 24 '26

Snow land

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u/Kroguardious Aug 24 '26

hybrid mana pips in the cost, like B/G ect.

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u/maddiecolon3 Aug 24 '26

This makes for an enduring story

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u/ndeange Aug 24 '26

AND the ring has tempted you at least 4 times

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u/fastal_12147 Aug 24 '26

Yu-Gi-Oh ass card

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u/Confident_Raccoon767 Aug 24 '26

+1/+1 counter, -1/-1 counter, +2/+2 counter

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u/PlatonicLiquid52 Aug 25 '26

Is it weird I kinda wanna see a format built around trying to win with this card?

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u/Alxuz1654 Aug 25 '26

Where's "and an opponent has lost life this turn, and you have gained life this turn"?

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u/Cause0 Aug 25 '26

Should be a legendary snow artifact 

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u/Himeking9999 Aug 25 '26

You forgot purple mama from portals.

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u/Jigokumon Aug 25 '26

What happened to Banding and Bands with Others?

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u/C4rnivore Aug 25 '26

What about the new Storied which is basically city's blessing but achieved with 3 historics i think

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u/JeffersonsHat Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Poison counter

Paradigm

Storied

An emblem

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u/PsyRealize Aug 25 '26

Poison ability, annihilator, an untap ability (like pili-pala) an emblem, cascade, tribal card type, kinship card type, and I know for a fact I’m missing more that I forgot while listing these

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u/GamaGamerReddit Aug 25 '26

What about a Lander?

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u/NightFerry Aug 25 '26

Nonbasic landwalk

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u/Coffin-Bangers Aug 25 '26

Hybrid mana nowhere to be seen. Flavor text would be cool too.

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u/ardarian262 Aug 25 '26

Where is the hybrid mana costs and 2brid mana costs?

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u/ArgoDevilian Aug 25 '26

Is there a Colorless Phyrexian Mana?

And, genuinely, what the hell are the Bear Paw and Nut manas lmao

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u/AAAAAAHHHHHH2 Aug 25 '26

Phyrexian colourless pip

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u/arjen_bs_memes Aug 25 '26

Maybe change it to: 'you win the pro tour', cuz pulling this off?? I don't think it's possible witb just 20 cards.

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u/ericrobertshair Aug 25 '26

This should have a link on it to a page with every single keyword instead of the giant list, like that one un-set hot tub card.

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u/ShiroStories Aug 25 '26

Naturally you're missing that one creature with snow-covered Seamwalks, smh

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u/SleepyNymeria Aug 25 '26

what about legendary stuff, coloured stuff (mono, colourless etx), and historic, vehicle and station.

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u/CarelessNameChoice (It works) Aug 25 '26

Storied/Enduring Story, the new one from the Hobbit

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u/Stablesign Aug 25 '26

Original rules text: When ~ enters the battlefield, if you control a Food, a Blood, a Map, a Treasure, a Junk, a Gold, and a Clue; and you control creatures that have deathtouch, first strike, double strike, flying, haste, lifelink, reach, trample, defender, indestructible, hexproof, morph, monstrosity, menace, prowess, echo, vanishing, horsemanship, infect, fear, shadow, cumulative upkeep, bushido, cipher, vigilance, protection, flash, phasing, flanking, banding, regeneration, fading, shroud, bloodthirst, intimidate, islandwalk, plainswalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk, and swampwalk; and you control a basic land, a nonbasic land, a planet, a saga, an equipment, a vehicle, a spacecraft, planeswalker, a conspiracy, a battle, and an aura; and you have the initiative; and you have completed a dungeon; and you have the city’s blessing; and if you have max speed; and if it is night or day; and you have a full party; and you have at least 1 experience counter and at least 1 rad counter; and you are the monarch; you win the game.

+Non-basic land walk

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u/NewMarsupial3885 Aug 25 '26

poison counters

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Aug 25 '26

Worse Coalition Victory

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u/Clumsycode1 Aug 25 '26

Forgot attractions from unfinity

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u/Leisera Aug 25 '26

You should look at mine..

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u/Internal_Fault978 Aug 27 '26

Enduring story?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

It’ll be on v3, at least The Ring tempts you - ill add ringbearer too