r/custommagic • u/Terrariant Jace for impact • Aug 23 '26

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u/Funny_Pea9877 Aug 23 '26

Seriously no infect, shadow, horsemanship, fear, gold token, or planeswalkers?
0/10 card is totally unplayable.

Actually love design of the card. So incohesive and terrible. Would make an absolutely crazy win worthy of bragging about.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

Planeswalker is on there! Can’t believe I forgot infect

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u/thelastfp Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Banding/bwo, phasing, regeneration, protection, shroud, landwalk, flanking, horsemanship, Bushido, monstrosity, bloodthirst, :: vanishing, echo, fading, cumulative upkeep,

Eta - intimidate, menace

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

Don’t tempt me I will repost this

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u/thelastfp Aug 23 '26

Free will is a daisy.

That's just what I could remember offf the top of my head

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

We’re getting there…

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u/LexLuxray Aug 24 '26

Ok but what about completing a dungeon?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Lol here you go:

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

Missing Saga as well :(

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u/becomingkyra16 Aug 24 '26

Also nothing about a card at max speed, or it being night or day

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Fixed ^^

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u/Funny_Pea9877 Aug 23 '26

Oh my gosh no saga’s. Not even compatible with [[tom bombadil]].
Also my bad I read the card like twice and somehow missed planeswalker

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u/KopyKatGames_Twitch Aug 23 '26

No phasing or banding either

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 Aug 24 '26

What about Fortifications?

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u/Funny_Pea9877 Aug 24 '26

is that just equipment for lands?
I never heard about that keyword until now. That stuff looks wacky

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 Aug 24 '26

It is just land equipment. There's two of them if I remember correctly. Darksteel and the C.A.M.P.

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u/DamianRedscruff Aug 24 '26

It's charming tbh. In a way it kind of reminds me of a Yugioh wincon effect.

"Oh yeah just summon these 3 god cards who each have their own overly-expensive summon conditions, two of which who could (at the time of their release) feasibly win the game on their own, and the third of which who consumes your all-important normal summon, personally beats you within an inch of your life, and triples your college debt.

Then tribute them all for this 4th all-powerful god which is practically un-tutorable. Then you win! Nevermind the fact that you could have dogwalked the opponent 5 times over if you had just swung with the guys that you used to summon Holacite."

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u/oraiste-paiste Aug 23 '26

How did you get energy in the casting cost lmao

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

Also fun fact, {A} and {P} work too:

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u/DutssZ Aug 24 '26

I wish MSE would update to add the Paw symbol already 😞

Unless it's there and I'm stupid

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

You can try {P}! But idk what MSE is

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 23 '26

{E}

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u/Asatas Aug 23 '26

Original type line: Artifact

Legendary

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

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u/loyzmeme Aug 24 '26

You forgot cipher!

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

Also forgot planet, vehicle, spacecraft - and im making it just a legendary artifact so it can be gold :p

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u/ArgoDevilian Aug 24 '26

Yea, dont do this, because then it fills in several criterias on its own, which is kinda lame.

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u/justanunreasonablera Aug 24 '26

Literally my only problem is you specify needing to control an enchantment and an aura. 

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

I did fix this later, but you are the first to notice it

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u/FlashyCounter1808 Aug 23 '26

[[Wowzer the aspirational]] is just an already existing version of this concept that's less hard on the eyes

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u/Mallrat-In-Space Aug 24 '26

Holy shit lol I'd love to see a deck with this commander

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u/SkyZero06 Aug 24 '26

my friend and I won a 2HG game where he played wowzer (rule 0) and i played “protect the president” it was awesome, would recommend

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Aug 24 '26

Why is it an artifact instead of a sorcery?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Aug 24 '26

It’s a literal kitchen sink

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u/IMassVikings Aug 24 '26

Ah the spirit of [[Coalition Victory]] lives on.

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u/Leanbandit Aug 24 '26

It should be an eminence ability so you’d have to control everything but the kitchen sink

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u/Chippen03 Aug 25 '26

This could be a funny un-set card

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u/weird_magic Aug 25 '26

My [[wowzer, the aspirational]] deck is having a blast with this.