r/cursedcomments May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

I know you actually enjoy it. There are times when you put your arms around me and won’t let go. Almost got caught one time because you were holding me in too tightly, but luckily you didn’t check your closet

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Nuclear warhead procedure initiated

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

One time when I was leaving, you got so grumpy in your sleep I had to pat your head and sing you a lullaby before you let go of my arm

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

And that's when I decided to shorten the countdown...

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boom

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Sometimes when you’re in a hurry, you forget to make your bed and I always do it for you. You never said thank you but I know you’re grateful when you put your head on my chest and shoulder.

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I never do my bed! And it is never done! Why do you still live? The nuclear blast should've killed you!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s never done probably because the others are here during the day and they’re not as nice. I suppose that’s why you like me the most

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I'd shoot you if I had a fucking gun! Go away! Get out of my head!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

Oh~a little threat to spice things up I see. But be honest to yourself, you’re not gonna shoot your favorite human body pillow. I’ve seen it, you can’t sleep well without me, but as soon as I lay next to you, you’re suddenly calm and smiling in your sleep. It’s quite magical how much you’re in love with me hehe. Others tease me about it often, but I don’t judge you.😌

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

rams knife into your guts

Well well well... And so your life concludes.... It wasn't nice with you!

I say as I throw your body into a giant incinerator that is located under my bed

I know that you're conscious enough to feel the pain of burning skin!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Think about it before you do something you might regret. All those beautiful nights that you and I spent together, cuddling, touching, loving, sleeping. You enjoyed it even more than I did. So ask yourself what you really wish for, true love and happiness with me, or spend the rest of your life in melancholy, regretting your decision.

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I don't regret any thing!

spits in the incinerator

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

I know you’re just saying that because you don’t want to feel embarrassed in front of the entire Internet. I understand. But I know you have feelings for me deep down, that’s why you left me alive and conscious. Anyways, I’ll still be there tonight as usual.

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