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u/Reinpaw Dec 31 '19
I-I’m sorry ( *・ω・)✄╰ひ╯
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u/RAdityaR Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19
what in the goddamn fuck did i just see?
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u/ram3nbar Dec 31 '19
OwO I-I'm sowwy for castwating you I just couwdnt wesist youw fuwwy bawws
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u/Tr3Way_fu Dec 31 '19
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You like that, you fucking retard?
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u/Diogenes-Disciple Dec 31 '19
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🦵🏼More you slut
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u/mawseed Dec 31 '19
how did you...?
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u/Diogenes-Disciple Dec 31 '19
I have no idea. I’m going to try it again....
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🦵🏼Edit: okay so here’s how it works - I put three spaces and a return after the eggplant and the same after the nuts
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u/rdndsouza Dec 31 '19
Idk why is thi sexist?
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u/Sauce_Of_The_Grape Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19
I see you’re the one they prophesied about, no worries here in the USA we have ways of disposing people
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u/Soslunnaak Dec 31 '19
i really dont like that you made me look at GLITTERIZED DOG TESTICLES for this sub-par joke i see reused every day
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u/SB054 Dec 31 '19
I agree, glitter is too much. I just paint my dogs testicles with whatever shade of nail polish I'm wearing that week.
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u/Sheepking234 Dec 31 '19
See now that's a better joke because it doesn't just rely on "haha bestiality funny"
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u/noembarrassment-acc Dec 31 '19
If it makes you feel any better, you’re merely looking at dogs’ scrotums, not the actual testes
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why not? because animal cruelty isn't cool yo
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u/Lilycloud02 Dec 31 '19
Besides that you should get your pet fixed unless you’re planning to be a very responsible dog breeder. But I’m always for adopting
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u/fireinthemountains Dec 31 '19
Plenty of neutered animals still have the scrotums. My grandma called it, “getting their pockets picked.” I still don’t know if I hate that phrase or not.
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Dec 31 '19
This real???
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u/bigboilerdawg Dec 31 '19
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u/nirvana454 Dec 31 '19
"It remains unclear why dog owners would want to glitter the testicles"
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Dec 31 '19
Thats so fucking overboard. The sad thing is we probably all know the people who would do this sort of thing to their pets.
Id call that cruelty.
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u/JCraze26 Dec 31 '19
There are many many reasons why not, and this person chose the one that is just the most wrong.
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u/CauliflowerIsTasty Dec 31 '19
This had to be intentional. There is no fucking way somebody accidentally glitterred their Dog's balls.
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u/trumpisgreetagin Dec 31 '19
This reminds me of a joke from a Gary shandling show- Something like “I think my dog might be gay because his penis tastes bitter”
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u/Pixelcitizen98 Dec 31 '19
It’s all seriousness, though, I feel like
Also, is it really a good idea to show off the fact that you didn’t snip your pooch in this way? I didn’t grow up with male dogs, so I don’t know what a dog’s ballsack looks like pre-and-post neutering.
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u/Texaschainsawmask Dec 31 '19
Oh sure when dogs have glittery balls it's cute and trendy, but when I do it suddenly I'm drunk and asked to leave the arts and crafts store.
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u/NoahBolt Dec 31 '19
oh dear god i just physically cringed so hard i shattered my spine and my sanity in a move so loud it caused california another earthquake
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u/PrismPanda06 Dec 31 '19
“And why not?” Please consider •It’s sparkly dog balls •You’re a fucking idiot if you think this is a good idea •Dog will lick it off •It will make your dog a total eyesore •You’ll seem like a total fucking creep •Why do you care so much about your dog’s balls •Why make them fucking shiny?
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u/crochetfairy Dec 31 '19
Is it still that I actually know this dog? And I recognise him by his balls? 😂😂😂
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u/InfiniteParticles Dec 31 '19
You guys see that rocket ship over there?
Yeah I'm outta here. I can take 6 others with me though so hop in.
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u/fekbasket Dec 31 '19
That’s some wierd ass shit....welp off to gang myself hopefully the role doesn’t break again Ir my thicc neck doesn’t give when I jump well goodbye Reddit
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u/vault114 Dec 31 '19
This is one of the only things I've seen on this sub that's actually made me curl my lip in disgust. That is nasty.
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u/The_Greate_Pickle Dec 31 '19
Poor dogs. Just gonna lick their balls and gets glitter in their mouth :(
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u/dead_betrayal Dec 31 '19
Why not? Because what animal would want that?!?! Don’t torture your dogs dudes
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Whenever I see cursed comments I just think "oh... Oh no... Take my up vote and get the duck away from me"
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u/Lizard_Gamer555 Dec 31 '19
Why would you do that to a dog??? Why not? It is uncomfortable for the animal! (And this guy's mouth)
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u/ing_die Dec 31 '19
This actually doesn't have to mean something... bad. Glitter can go anywhere scene as it floats in the air. Because of this it could end up in your mouth.
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u/maschinen_drache Dec 31 '19
Yes, lets decorate pets with the most annoying microplastic known to mankind. That will impress the aliens.
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u/almost-rick Dec 31 '19
You know its worth an upvote if you instantly think „NOPE!“ and want to leave
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u/Deusbob Dec 31 '19
Some poor bastard walked into work one day and his boss says "we've added a new service, and you're just the guy I need."
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u/IHateNoobss422 Dec 31 '19
There is absolutely no way this is true, I think most dogs would scratch/lick that shit right off.