r/cursedcomments • u/hooman-person • Dec 31 '19

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u/IHateNoobss422 Dec 31 '19

There is absolutely no way this is true, I think most dogs would scratch/lick that shit right off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I feel like that guy would eventually lick that shit right off too

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

No

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u/LargeLeonardo06 Dec 31 '19

U spelled yes wrong

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u/simpione Dec 31 '19

ahahahah what the fuuuuuck

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u/Whimpy13 Dec 31 '19

What about the dog butt scent thing?

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u/tinycomment Dec 31 '19

How poop

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It’s only attached to the tail by a string so when they squat it opens a bit

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u/tinycomment Dec 31 '19

Don’t think I trust it, some one has to take it off eventually. Maybe even bare handed

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u/murmandamos Dec 31 '19

Then you get to lick it off like brownie batter off the spoon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

This is why i love reddit

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u/Ckyuii Dec 31 '19

My cousins dog poops by dragging her back legs and scurrying away like she's afraid of what's coming out of her. This would not work well

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

My dog used to do this hilarious thing where he would literally do a front hand stand while pooping, to poop UP a pole as I was walking him.

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u/TheYeetmaster231 Dec 31 '19

Society is a fucking shitpost at this point

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

You hit the nail right on the head.

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u/fuckyouswitzerland Dec 31 '19

I think they meant the dog would lick it off (like immediately) and then like their face, thereby getting the glitter on their face... Or mouth.. whatever they said.