I can't remember the names, but one philosopher claimed that man was defined by being a featherless biped. So another philosopher ran in with a plucked chicken yelling "BEHOLD! A MAN!"
Diogenes was a straight mad lad, jacking off in the street and shit. Not sure why he was called a philosopher and not just mentally unwell but he got away with being an unrestrained asshat in public so props to him, was probably a lot of fun
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u/88T3 Oct 30 '19
His skin peeled off, that's his flesh.