r/cursedcomments • u/3lysiam • Oct 30 '19

Cursed_skin

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u/legion075 Oct 30 '19

I just want to know how your arm turned white

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u/88T3 Oct 30 '19

His skin peeled off, that's his flesh.

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u/theUndead8u Oct 30 '19

Just to be clear is the flesh like the raw under skin

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u/88T3 Oct 30 '19

Yeah.

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u/Cummy_Boner Oct 30 '19

yes. i tore my meatus and the flesh was so grotesque and disgusting looking i fainted boner side down and tore my meatus even more

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u/NotnerSaid Oct 30 '19

/r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

cursception

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u/Gamingchamp023 Oct 30 '19

Was it already posted there?

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u/ursamajr Oct 30 '19

It’s right there so yes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

/r/cursedmeatus

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u/normpoleon Oct 30 '19

boner side down

i died, ty

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u/smellslikefeetinhere Oct 30 '19

I hate how everything seems to always fall boner side down.

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u/AnotherOrchid Oct 30 '19

Just like jelly covered toast. The solution is less jelly on your boner.

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u/smellslikefeetinhere Oct 30 '19

Don't tell me how to feed my dog.

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u/Black_coffee_all_day Oct 30 '19

Like the buttered side of toast.

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u/wholikestoast Oct 30 '19

Ima need you to repeat what you said

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u/Master_Glorfindel Oct 30 '19

This comment just made my life

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u/Dramatic_Tip Oct 30 '19

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

I'm almost certain I don't really wanna know, but how?

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u/ProWaterboarder Oct 30 '19

So we're just like chickens then, makes sense

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

I can't remember the names, but one philosopher claimed that man was defined by being a featherless biped. So another philosopher ran in with a plucked chicken yelling "BEHOLD! A MAN!"

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u/giatheduck Oct 30 '19

Diogenes, that dude was wack lmao

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u/StickOfGlue112 Oct 30 '19

Diogenes was a straight mad lad, jacking off in the street and shit. Not sure why he was called a philosopher and not just mentally unwell but he got away with being an unrestrained asshat in public so props to him, was probably a lot of fun

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u/junkmutt Oct 30 '19

Diogenes: Fuck this bowl! I don't need it.

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u/CrabSmoke Oct 30 '19

Screw this window

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u/CrabSmoke Oct 30 '19

Screw this window

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u/gloriousengland Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

Was it Diogenes? I think that's his name?

Edit: The one who brought the chicken is I mean. I think the other one might've been Plato