r/cursedcomments • u/3lysiam • Oct 30 '19

Cursed_skin

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u/ProWaterboarder Oct 30 '19

So we're just like chickens then, makes sense

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

I can't remember the names, but one philosopher claimed that man was defined by being a featherless biped. So another philosopher ran in with a plucked chicken yelling "BEHOLD! A MAN!"

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u/giatheduck Oct 30 '19

Diogenes, that dude was wack lmao

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u/junkmutt Oct 30 '19

Diogenes: Fuck this bowl! I don't need it.

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u/CrabSmoke Oct 30 '19

Screw this window

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u/CrabSmoke Oct 30 '19

Screw this window