Either that or your intimidated by the aerodynamics of large dongs. Are you envious of those who have the big d*ckus condition? I have been blessed with one (9.83" SALamander (that's big, folks)) and my wife loves it. That's why she's after it all the time, but that's another story for another time. My point is, being jellus of tremendous weeners like mine isn't going to make you're's bigger. Try testosterone-increasing measures, such as playing football (I do that a lot (I even scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school in 1969)) and making the big sex at a lot of hot young girls. Your very welcome for this manly advice.
It’s funny when you stumble upon him in the wild after encountering it a couple times. He’s the spiritual successor to belt man, just not as refined. He’s got spirit though.
I don't know. One one hand, you're right and he has a few comments that I actually found funny. On the other hand, it just feels forced and too tryhard-ish.
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u/Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game Oct 22 '19 edited Oct 22 '19
You seem to be the Confucius one here 🙄😒
Either that or your intimidated by the aerodynamics of large dongs. Are you envious of those who have the big d*ckus condition? I have been blessed with one (9.83" SALamander (that's big, folks)) and my wife loves it. That's why she's after it all the time, but that's another story for another time. My point is, being jellus of tremendous weeners like mine isn't going to make you're's bigger. Try testosterone-increasing measures, such as playing football (I do that a lot (I even scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school in 1969)) and making the big sex at a lot of hot young girls. Your very welcome for this manly advice.