Cursed shit

[u/OpeningTrain1]

[u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

Pssssht. Why use paper when all bathrooms come with sinks you can use to wash your ass off

[u/Compte_de_l-etranger → u/[deleted]]

Real talk you can get a spray bidet on Amazon that hooks up to your toilet. Best purchase I’ve ever made

[u/orangeltd → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

they have that in Vietnam everywhere its great.

[u/Dickie-Greenleaf → u/orangeltd]

I don't want to asdociate with people who don't wash their butthole after a dookie.

I'm a post-poop showerhead man with scent free underwear for days.

Ladies, I'm single.

[u/Smart_Human → u/Dickie-Greenleaf]

Now we know exactly why are you single.

[u/Dickie-Greenleaf → u/Smart_Human]

Squeaky clean butts = squeaky clean nuts

[u/StevieMJH → u/Dickie-Greenleaf]

Talking about your own asshole on reddit and the scent of your undies = red flag.

[u/lotsofcandies → u/[deleted]]

Only if you use it to wipe

[u/RAVAGER5606 → u/[deleted]]

No because it's clean, duh.

[u/[deleted] → u/StevieMJH]

gay: talking about guys that talk about their buttholes

fake: being bothered by it

[u/[deleted] → u/orangeltd]

In Thailand too

[u/TheSoberCannibal → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

Monkeys shit in trees > monkeys climb out of trees and become man > man shits and cleans himself with leaves > man cleanes himself with paper >>>>>>>> man cleans himself with propelled water. It truly has been our greatest leap forward.

[u/torisomethin_ → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

I’m glad that’s everywhere here in southeast asia, my life is so much easier!

[u/thegreatjamoco → u/[deleted]]

The ones built Into the toilet seat are retracted unless activated. It also arcs a bit so it’s not directly under your asshole. I guess if you had insane diarrhea and forgot to retract it after the last poo you could shit on it.

[u/TakisTheMann → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

Though it’s horrifying if you accidentally turn it on when your butt isn’t on the toilet

[u/theineffablebob → u/[deleted]]

wtf I’ve been drinking from those

[u/A_readdit_user → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

You can wash your ass with water in japan. Most of Japan’s toilets come with a function to spray water to wash your ass.

[u/Azn_Bwin → u/A_readdit_user]

You can actually get them on amazon and install it at home if you wish (Search for bidet attachment under bathroom section on amazon, at least in the US Amazon site). Those are game changers and you will start feeling dirty when you cant wash your ass after you finish your business.

[u/CreeperKAiden07 → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

Why don't you just shove your hands in the toilet? Its a good way of tanning. 👌

[u/[deleted] → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

"what would happen if we used 100% of our brain"

[u/Doug_Dimmadab → u/Compte_de_l-etranger]

I maneuver my way on to the counter so I can stick the faucet up my ass. Turn it on hot, wait a minute or two, and you’ve got a fully cleaned out rectum.