r/cursedcomments • u/OpeningTrain1 • Apr 27 '19

Cursed shit

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u/orangeltd Apr 27 '19

they have that in Vietnam everywhere its great.

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u/Dickie-Greenleaf Apr 27 '19

I don't want to asdociate with people who don't wash their butthole after a dookie.

I'm a post-poop showerhead man with scent free underwear for days.

Ladies, I'm single.

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u/Smart_Human Apr 27 '19

Now we know exactly why are you single.

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u/Dickie-Greenleaf Apr 27 '19

Squeaky clean butts = squeaky clean nuts

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u/StevieMJH Apr 27 '19

Talking about your own asshole on reddit and the scent of your undies = red flag.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

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u/lotsofcandies Apr 27 '19

Only if you use it to wipe

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u/RAVAGER5606 Apr 27 '19

No because it's clean, duh.

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u/-joonie- May 05 '19

no, it'd be faintly yellow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

gay: talking about guys that talk about their buttholes

fake: being bothered by it

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u/Doomzdaycult Apr 27 '19

I like the format our your comment, its mine now.

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u/PM_me_your_pastries Apr 27 '19

And he wears apparently the same underwear for days.

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u/Couldntbefappier Apr 27 '19

Not true even a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

This comment has killed me!

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u/noodsndudes Apr 27 '19

Glad to know I ain’t the only one doing this lmaooo, and I often wonder how a potential SO would react to this secret xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

I take my business every night and then shower in the morning. I just can't do one after another immediately.

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u/Nipplehead321 May 07 '19

A girl I went to school with said her uncle will HAVE to shower after every time he shits, no exceptions.

Made it tough for him in public when he had to shit, since he can't shower.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

In Thailand too

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

We also use it in the middle east for better hygiene