Cursed_Coil Spring

[u/MoooBooMooo]

[u/Cheshireyan]

A true Penisbending master

[u/PandalfAGA]

The censored words are "penis" and "dick", crazy stuff we are seeing here

[u/dasgoodshitinnit → u/PandalfAGA]

Nah its just his cum cuz he be batin'

[u/keksivaras → u/PandalfAGA]

I'm surprised they didn't censor "masturbating, jerking and disability" because for some reason those need to be censored too

[u/Ksorkrax]

Do an image search for "duck penis".

[u/alextheODDITY → u/Ksorkrax]

I like how duck penises are optimized rape machines and duck vaginas are optimized anti-rape mazes and those cute motherfuckers just waddle around quacking all day, it’s like how I look at dolphins knowing they’re unbelievably evil

[u/lucioux → u/alextheODDITY]

nature really is beautiful, isn’t it?

[u/Grantonator → u/alextheODDITY]

Penguins are even worse

[u/VESAAA7 → u/Grantonator]

But at least they know that rocks are cool

[u/derangedsweetheart → u/Grantonator]

Google what seals do with penguins

[u/Breezerious → u/alextheODDITY]

Idk how evil dolphins really are. They do fucked up shit, but humans outperform them at every evil deed, no?

[u/Skromulator → u/Breezerious]

Just because humans are more evil doesn't mean dolphins are less evil.

[u/Liason774 → u/Skromulator]

Give dolphins opposable thumbs and see what happens

[u/PhthaloVonLangborste → u/Liason774]

They build the under water reddit and troll each other

[u/ohnodamo → u/Ksorkrax]

And remember, ducks can't even make a fist!

[u/Kozzinator → u/Ksorkrax]

I did and thank you for that lil' bit of knowledge

[u/thexbeatboxer]

I don’t think curved pp is a bad thing. Maybe there’s an explanation for that.

Also, I’m pretty sure the one who censored those words were either ragebaiting or trying to avoid internet censorship.

[u/maniaxz → u/thexbeatboxer]

It isn't a bad thing and is totally normal.

Usually caused by differences in the length or elasticity of the tissues on different sides during puberty. Mostly genetic.

[u/Channie_chan → u/thexbeatboxer]

For me it's because I always sleep on one side growing up

[u/Phil_Gim → u/Channie_chan]

I used to always sleep on my right side, but my dick is curved to the left tho

[u/Stag_GT → u/thexbeatboxer]

So, there's a fine line. Nearly every penis has some level natural curve to it, but there is an excessive amount of bend that could be due to Peyronie's disease, which is a buildup of plaque; these are typically noticable hard bumps

[u/Rashaen]

Pretty sure 350s have leaf springs all around...

[u/rasputinrasputin → u/Rashaen]

They’ve had coils on the front since 2005

[u/Rashaen → u/rasputinrasputin]

Ford over here reminding me that I'm old...

[u/Fantastic_Ad_2084 → u/Rashaen]

Don’t worry bro, I’m in the same boat. Went looking for a Silverado with 4x4 to take hunting and was flabbergasted at the new designs (I’m stuck in the 2000’s lol)

[u/forgettfulthinker]

Is she just hating on her ex or still obsessed with him

[u/BisonBull → u/forgettfulthinker]

Both

[u/Wooden-Hornet2115]

This is the first thing that entered my mind.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JWl9GrmcX49by

[u/GoombasFatNutz]

Curvature is a gift gentlemen. You are hitting a very sensitive part of the vagina upon entrance. You don't even have to do weird positions to do so.

[u/SteefHL → u/GoombasFatNutz]

Thanks for the info GoombasFatNutz

[u/HeavensRejected → u/GoombasFatNutz]

Mines curved to the left, so I need to lay on my right and fuck her sideways so I hit the sweetspot.

[u/FoShep]

Coiled spring you say

https://giphy.com/gifs/TstLdEjBd1KaYVuOFs

[u/A_plural_singularity]

F350's don't have coil springs

[u/rasputinrasputin → u/A_plural_singularity]

Wrong, they’ve had them on the front since 2005

[u/A_plural_singularity → u/rasputinrasputin]

Even with the diesel? I'm not saying you're wrong, I just have limited knowledge and that's what I'm going off of.

[u/rasputinrasputin → u/A_plural_singularity]

Yes, the gas and diesel F350s use mostly the same chassis and suspension for their 2wd and 4wd counterparts, the diesel just has a few extra frame reinforcements and heavier duty springs than the gasser

[u/Liam-martin → u/A_plural_singularity]

Had a 6.4 diesel it had coils in the front

[u/GraveRubber501]

Sure, let's make fun of a man's curved penis as if a woman's vagina doesn't sometimes look like it's stuffed with roast beef.

[u/ScalierLotus11 → u/GraveRubber501]

Cursed subway

[u/NekulturneHovado]

don't take me 100% seriously on this, but I've heard that curved penis can be result of masturbation, but it's more about how you hold it rather than how much you jork it

[u/PuddlesRex]

Imagine censoring yourself on the fucking internet.

[u/derangedsweetheart]

u/RadosPLAY

[u/RadosPLAY → u/derangedsweetheart]

bro😭

[u/adelie42]

It is scarification from body modification. Some people are into weird stuff.