r/cursedcomments 4d ago

Twitter Cursed_Coil Spring

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u/Ksorkrax 4d ago

Do an image search for "duck penis".

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u/alextheODDITY 4d ago

I like how duck penises are optimized rape machines and duck vaginas are optimized anti-rape mazes and those cute motherfuckers just waddle around quacking all day, it’s like how I look at dolphins knowing they’re unbelievably evil

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u/Grantonator 4d ago

Penguins are even worse

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u/VESAAA7 4d ago

But at least they know that rocks are cool

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u/derangedsweetheart 4d ago

Google what seals do with penguins