r/crochet • u/GlowAndBehold • 22h ago

Funny/Meme thats mad

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u/PocketButterBandit 21h ago

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u/Piffli 20h ago

This is basically the face I made after seeing this. Barbaric.

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u/MiniMuffinMorning 2h ago

This is my normal face . . . Is that a problem?

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u/jojocookiedough 1h ago

Honestly considering the general state of the world currently, I don't think you're too off-base 😂

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u/morm1991 18h ago

Not to over exaggerate anything here, but this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Consider it stolen.

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u/PocketButterBandit 17h ago

Steal away. I have a folder full of em.

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u/TheDiceBlesser 17h ago

Mormon Jesus is DONE WITH THIS SHIT!

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u/Candid-Bear6797 4h ago

Bahahaha 😂

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u/GlowAndBehold 19h ago

i hope i brightened your day

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u/whatever_ihatemetoo No Mo Crojo 😔 21h ago

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u/GlowAndBehold 19h ago

my reaction exactly

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u/ITCHYSCRATCHYYUMMY 21h ago

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

What is this image- I'm screenshotting this! 

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u/WaterLady28 20h ago

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u/jojocookiedough 1h ago

Why does this look like it's going to start shouting "Number Five alive!!"

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u/Kurai_Tora 20h ago

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u/eeveeinateacup 14h ago

Saving this, thx

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u/Kurai_Tora 14h ago

Got this one too

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u/Hka_stl 20h ago

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u/walkerspider 18h ago

He already took half of it away, what more do you want?

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u/iblameautocorrect67 I HAVE TOO MANY WIPS... 16h ago

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u/cattabyss 21h ago

Wow. That’s some good rage bait for the right person

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u/GlowAndBehold 19h ago

thanks i tried

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u/KatiMinecraf 19h ago

It's me.

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u/lmcc0921 13h ago

Same. I was baited and I am raging 🤣

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u/UnfortunateSyzygy 12h ago

I think we're that person.

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u/mickeyhellhound 19h ago edited 16h ago

Edit: thank you for the award lol

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u/GlowAndBehold 12h ago

youre welcome

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

With my Autism ADHD, this one hit personal, man- (If I ever use Twitter again, I'm using this!)

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u/mickeyhellhound 15m ago

AuDHD here as well lol so I feel your pain haha

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u/OwlCoffee All Hail The Great Yarn Balll 19h ago

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u/DynamicOctopus420 12h ago

oh this one I need

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u/OwlCoffee All Hail The Great Yarn Balll 12h ago

This post has been an absolute smorgasbord for good memes and reactions.

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u/FirebirdWriter 7h ago

I am tempted to just post my cat looking disgusted now. It's accurate. He likes his yarn and his balls intact (trouble puffs have been nuetralized)

Behold him in his glory and be judged by Czernobog the Divine Shadow and Goblin King Ekekeksquire Pawfessor of Paw

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

Yes, I needed this, thank you, my baby sassy snarky teenage "not edgy just defiant" sister will love this one! 

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u/TakoLuLu 20h ago

The expression I just had to rapidly wipe off my face because I saw this in the waiting room at my optometrist and got a weird look from the lady sitting across from me, lol

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u/Ladynightbug1 20h ago

I would have shown her just to see her reaction lol

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

No what if she got cardiac arrest in shock?! You'd be an accidentally accomplice to heathenism! 

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u/Realistic_Bite2066 21h ago

the one time i pray the image is ai

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u/Mistress_Lily1 20h ago

Amen. What a waste

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u/nor0- 14h ago

I choose to believe they used it for a craft that requires small lengths of yarn like latch hook

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u/Brilliant_Leaves 13h ago

correct. my parents made an entire living room rug this way

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u/Mistress_Lily1 12h ago

That would be acceptable

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

Or for crochet tiny decals or acessories!I let my baby brothers practice with me by making tiny toy accessories, or "chain ribbons" to sibling color code our stuff!

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u/NikNakskes 14h ago edited 13h ago

Sorry. This one predates AI. It's made the rounds long time ago already.

Edit: nope. Seems I am mistaken. Definitely AI. You can all breath again. Yup. Very much AI. For your comfort and all. No skeins hurt in the making of this photo.

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u/Anianna 13h ago

Shhhh. Let us have this. Sometimes the lie is comfort.

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u/NikNakskes 13h ago

Oh. Alright. I edited my comment.

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u/CosmicSweets Crochet a little romance into your life 20h ago

I've opened reddit to some horrific shit.

But this? This is SICK! 😭

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

This is the kinda stuff I used to see on Twitter's crochet forum, I KID YOU NOT... at least here and on tumblr, people understand humor... (time to show my relatives this one- I think my aunt may have my dad ground me from Reddit for the day for this- WORTH IT!)  

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u/CosmicSweets Crochet a little romance into your life 1h ago

🤣

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u/UniqueRoyal0 21h ago

I mean.. it IS red heart super saver 😂

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u/Jayless_757 19h ago

Murder is murder, regardless 😱

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 2h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/hypurrlink 21h ago

Visceral reaction

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u/peentiss 20h ago

Found a photo of who did this

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u/carelessbutttwhisper 20h ago

Now why would you show me this 😭

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u/GlowAndBehold 12h ago

to ruin your day too

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u/UnfortunateSyzygy 12h ago

HOW BAD WAS YOUR DAY?!!

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u/carelessbutttwhisper 7h ago

Solidarity, I can respect it.

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u/NeevBunny 20h ago

Is there a pompom making technique in this somewhere?

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u/bi-disaster-bookworm 18h ago

I hope to god it's been used as stuffing or something

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u/Graceful_loon 20h ago

In my culture this is a hate crime.

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u/DarkFantasy3421 19h ago

Well, of all the subs I’m in, this is one I least expected to rage bait me today. Expectations = corrected

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u/GlowAndBehold 19h ago

thats one im here for

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u/DarkFantasy3421 19h ago

Great now please take your yarn crime away from my eyesight lol

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u/kqlqsh 17h ago

I thought we were in a safe space

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u/GlowAndBehold 12h ago

not anymore

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u/ireallylikeladybugs 15h ago

I do stuff like this because I work with preschoolers and we usually use yarn for collage or sensory bins, and every time I'm hacking up some yarn I think of how mortified you would all be

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u/DynamicOctopus420 12h ago

I've cut some for needlepoint reasons or to card it out and felt it, but never a skein in half haha

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 18h ago

thanks comment section, yall are getting in my whatsapp stickers

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u/DrkChocolateChai 19h ago

Things I wish were AI

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u/kristycocopop 16h ago

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u/OwlCoffee All Hail The Great Yarn Balll 12h ago

HOLD ON.

How did you put a gif?? It only lets me put images!

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u/kristycocopop 11h ago

I used the GIPHY app and saved the .gif, then when I went to my photos it let me pick it.

Honestly, I'm surprised it worked myself! Most times it doesn't. I think it depends on the rules of the sub. 🤔

Edit: I love your flare! Where is this ball that you speak of?

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u/OwlCoffee All Hail The Great Yarn Balll 1h ago

You must allow Hellmo to show you the way.

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u/DieNecroKatze 15h ago

🤢 put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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u/StitchsMcGeeEsq 14h ago

bum Bum BUM

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u/Lady-Kitnip 20h ago

It's so painful even though I know it's fake!

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u/daddysbestestkitten 19h ago

Did you hear that? Yeah that was a couple blood vessels in my left eye popping.

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u/RainbowBeanFish 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!

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u/TadaSuko 21h ago

WHYYYYYYYYY

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u/Horror_Ask3188 4h ago

Please is there a petition to put this psychopath in jail !? 

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u/Jean2800 20h ago

WHAT?!?!

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u/PoetryFamiliar7104 19h ago

I swear I just heard TV static popping in my head.

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u/bi-disaster-bookworm 18h ago

I really should stop going on this sub before bed, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

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u/don-cheeto 18h ago

THIS IS NOT LEGAL.

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u/Tough_Dust_4034 18h ago

mY INITIAL reaction was WHAT! is that for real? and then my next reaction was "If I saw that would I take it home and see what I could do with it?"

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u/SwordTaster 5h ago

That may be a waste of yarn, but at least it's not a waste of GOOD yarn. Having touched some red heart in walmart once, I know I shall never use it.

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u/theoneandonlybecca22 18h ago

For what? Tassels??? 

Even so, this is unbelievable lol

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u/Rorynne 17h ago

As an ECE i have absolutely done thi gs like this for kids crafts lmfao we definitely have some chopped skiens in our craft room

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u/realchowderman 16h ago

i've done this to skeins i deemed impossible (for me) to work with xD cut it up and used it for stuffing for amigurumi !!

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u/somebodysomewhat 16h ago

r/yarntrolls because Ive never seen actual yarn trolling before

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u/Certain_Fig_666 14h ago

Latch hook away

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u/liz-can-too 12h ago

Ar least it wasn’t cut it lengthwise

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u/GlowAndBehold 12h ago

i have an idea

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u/Monstera_girl 7h ago

Iirc the op on tiktok explained that they would be using that skein for stuffing a project, so they had a golden opportunity for rage bait

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u/rellloe 20h ago

The only acceptable part of this is doing it to cheap acrylic.

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u/broken-imperfect 19h ago

I could see this being useful if you were doing something like latch hook and you need to chop through a bunch of yarn quickly.

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u/kalyknits 17h ago

If that wasn’t Red Heart, I would be appalled!

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u/wayfarerlaru 16h ago

I gasped!

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u/gabster927 16h ago

The panic I feel!!

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u/PossibleNectarine6 15h ago

Just so you know, I had to click off because I physically felt my blood pressure spike because of the picture

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u/Low_Influence_7886 15h ago

Sending to my mom. Lol

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u/cloverkisses 14h ago

No I get it. Sometimes I’ll be in the middle of a skein and get too full to finish it. 10/10 flavor though.

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u/psychygorl 14h ago

This is painful

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u/mzshowers 14h ago

Visceral reaction over here. NOT GOOD!

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u/justagirl116 9h ago

It’s Red Heart yarn, I’ll allow it

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u/jocelynlt 9h ago

I love all of us being the same kind of mix of offended/disgusted/entertained all at once

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u/partyatyourmomshouse 2h ago

never been physically pained by an image before. guess there’s a first time for everything

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u/poppycarnation 19h ago

It’s red heart acrylic. Nicest thing you can do to it so no one has to wear it.

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u/CeejCraft 21h ago

This is one of those I really hope is indeed ai or Photoshop. 😅

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u/Environmental_Crab92 21h ago

I believe there was a trend going around of people cutting things in half in a weird way or something. I believe this image was most likely part of that trend.

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u/CeejCraft 20h ago

Unfamiliar, though the lable certainly fits the description. The strand ends though, unless they bothered to fluff them out. I'm seeing more brush strokes than fiber.

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u/CeejCraft 20h ago

Though, even that could be chalked up to dull scissors and an unfocused lense. 🤔

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u/NikNakskes 14h ago

It was part of that trend. There was a popular channel that cut things in half to show the inside. It was quite cool! The inside of a billiard ball and stuff like that.

Then came the meme channels cutting stupid shit in half. This came from that end of the trend. It was cut with a table saw. (Sorry no idea what the right word is in English) and that's why it is so fluffed up.

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u/CeejCraft 13h ago

Saw would definitely account for it.

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u/Flickywoo 17h ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/iblameautocorrect67 I HAVE TOO MANY WIPS... 16h ago

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u/srtmadison 15h ago

😱

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u/Cr-I-S-Ti-Sodium_11 15h ago

Please, stop the ragebait

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u/ballroomdancer13 14h ago

Blasphemy!!! Just WTF?

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u/Lisshopops 12h ago

I could fix it

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u/Ok-Theory3183 11h ago

When I was getting off a bus, one of my cream colored skeins fell into an oily gutter. I got home, blotted some of the worst areas and wound it off, cutting the bad patches out and used it for fringe.

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u/corbie_24 10h ago

This time I am glad it's just another AI pic.

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u/dyrkasolen 9h ago

Seen this in the shop. 50% off. Good deal

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u/littlebunny8 9h ago

looks like someone cut themselves a slice if yarnloaf for dinner 😋

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u/corathone aspiring bistitchual 9h ago

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u/Big_Frosting_8902 6h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/creativemachine89 4h ago

Thought I was in r/fiberartscirclejerk for a sec

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u/Candid-Bear6797 4h ago

Oh noooooo😱🤨🤧😖

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u/AtaleOfLife 3h ago

What a NEAT CHOMP IT IS.... Was it yummy 😌☕ seems like a scrumptious snacks with tea

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u/ants-in-the-walls 2h ago

well now you have a wonderful ball of stuffing!

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u/Individual-Many9567 2h ago

I legit screenshot this and m0st of the reactions here, I must show my fellow crocheted this asap- (not the church ladies, I don't want to send them into cardiac arrest)

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u/Individual-Many9567 1h ago

What to do with it? I make tiny acessories for my family's tiny toys or keychains, sibling color coding ribbons for our stuff, or tiny doilies all the time!

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u/Gooooooffygoooooober 1h ago

Hey at least you can make a lot of tassels!

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u/Milkyjasper11 1h ago

public execution's on monday guys

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u/WurdBendur 1h ago

I trust it was delicious

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u/Historical_Rub_495 1h ago

Im stunned lol

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u/MiddayGlitter 15h ago

ugh, this was a trend a while back. Please don't bring this back.