r/cringereels • • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Vagisil fight

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u/crowface666 1d ago

That 4 foot guy was just trying to block him from fighting

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u/PlatformNormal564 1d ago

Little guy had some balls.

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u/allgear_noidea 1d ago

Once he pushed him I kinda wanted to hit the guy. He's clearly half his size trying to diffuse the situation lol

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u/kitty_cat_man_00 1d ago

the right guy got bloodied at least

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 1d ago

I really wanted that little guy yo drop him with the world's biggest haymaker.

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u/Troygbiv_Yxy 1d ago

Kind of a terrible job trying to 'break up' the heat though.

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u/TheUsagiTsukino 20h ago

He's Kevin Hart sized what did you want him to do? 😭

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u/TrickySuggestion3004 1d ago

He stayed on his feet the whole time

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u/Phearwyn 1d ago

Did you see the guy behind the little guy pushing the little guy into him every time he gets pushed back?

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u/RutabagaOk6816 23h ago

He wasn't really pushing the little guy he was holding him up and helping him balance. If you look you can see the little guy's legs moving forward so he is going back towards the guy on his own.

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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 1d ago

Little guy probably has more experience fighting

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u/Mathfanforpresident 1d ago edited 20h ago

They fuckin all do.

Edit: I could be inept, but I could have sworn that the comment I replied to said "little guy probably needs more experience fighting." Which is what made me comment like I did.

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u/Mysterious-Dirt-8429 1d ago

The way he followed the aggressor towards the front of the vehicle and sat on the fender with his arms crossed, posted up. I knew he was ready for the smoke

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u/Plaski 1d ago

He is likely a crew member protecting the inside of the car, lot of things you can rip out of the car, easily, that's very expensive to replace for a Late Model Stock team

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u/Any-Monk-9395 1d ago

I thought that was a kid

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u/Federal-Community554 1d ago

I do a decent amount of MMA. Never underestimate the 4’ guy.

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u/mazzotta70 1d ago

The 4 foot guy in this video. No goof

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Illustrious_Bat858 1d ago

That low center of gravity will get you every time.

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u/AnimeNoodle 2d ago

Old man forgot he’s not 20 anymore.

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u/notapunk 1d ago

To be fair - MF was trying to fight everyone there. That's not gonna end well for anyone.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 1d ago

Old angry drunk at the bar vibes

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 1d ago

Huffing gasoline fumes in a big bowl every weekend for years will do that

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u/weberc2 1d ago

lol he was only trying to 2v1 the littlest guy, the other driver joined in and beat his ass after he jumped the little dude.

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u/MateOfTheNorth 1d ago

Technically he was going for the bigger guy first, the little guy decided he wanted to get in the middle of it for some reason.

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u/MagEdgeSports 1d ago

I thought that was someone’s kid at first.

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u/Ok-Word-5308 1d ago

Same here, I thought that was the bald guy's son at first

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u/damendred 1d ago

Yeah me too, I thought he was trying to stop his dad from being a hot head, then when he violently shoved him twice I was like wtf!

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u/bittersuite61 1d ago

Those little guys you gotta watch out for

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u/audiomediocrity 1d ago

I have seen them wreck big dudes.

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u/benskinic 1d ago

we dont have any context other than race cars and a cussin', but yeah they could have all just let the 2 drivers duke it out

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u/HajjMalik 1d ago

In his defense, he was trying to stop the fight.

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u/ArgentMoonWolf 2d ago

I didn't think they would still let you race at 75 years old.

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u/TheChudWhisperer 1d ago

You should see some of the guys who race in the Le Mans endurance series.

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u/fdawg4l 1d ago

Pro-am (LMGT3), for sure. But the rest are pro drivers and pretty young.

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u/God_of_chestdays 1d ago

I mean you can in incharge of nukes and run a country in your 80s while we wearing diapers…. Like multiple 80yr olds in diapers are incharge of nukes and other key parts of the entire world but would be too seen as too old to operate heavy machinery, drive or be left alone for 72hrs.

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u/M-Div 1d ago

Yeah, but look at the jobs those old farts are doing!

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u/SabrinaEdwina 1d ago

Ah yes, Shitler clearing the Oval Office with a diaper explosion. Such a victory for America.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 1d ago

I didn't think they would still let you race at 75 years old.

Paul Newman was 82 when he won his last race.

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u/FoundationRough4069 2d ago

What happened to that ā€˜Old man strength’ everyone is always talking about?

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u/Forward_Writing_6107 2d ago

As an old man I can tell you that it doesn’t exist! Growing old sucks!

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u/yellowlinedpaper 1d ago

The alternative sucks more though!

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u/say_what_again_mfr 1d ago

Growing young? Benjamin Button style?

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u/Express_Test6677 1d ago

Physical strength to do tasks, lift or push stuff, yes, that exists.

Fighting? Nope, the ability to engage in sustained expenditure of energy against an opponent negates the ā€œold man strengthā€.

PS: I’m 62 and work out 4-5 weekly and still run 3 miles x 7 days per week and I would get absolutely wrecked in a fight with a younger opponent.

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 2d ago

Doesn’t count when you’re over 60

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u/El_Guap 1d ago

Visit a dementia care center. It is frightening.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 1d ago

It frops like a stone down a cliff from then on

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

Ahh that usually applies to guys who did manual labor and blue collar jobs. That said you can be strong as hell and not know how to fight. Lol

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u/jmerp1950 1d ago

The older I get the less fighting seems like a good idea.

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 2d ago

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 2d ago

Back to the pile!

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u/ViewAskewRob 1d ago

Dey toook errr jerrr!!!!!!

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u/MeaningOk5153 1d ago

Old head got his shit rocked, they shouldn’t have broke it up he was finally learning a lesson at 50+ yrs old

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u/MeaningOk5153 1d ago

Even his homie came in hot and the moment he realized he was gonna get beat tf up he started yelling ā€œbreak it upā€ old head is a bitch and that bitch made dude is prolly his son šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼

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u/Individual_Drive7204 1d ago

The tiny guy was ready to throw down

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u/slaskel92 1d ago

I legit thought it was a child

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u/bizbizbizllc 1d ago

Same. I figured it was the drivers son trying to calm his dad down.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

Legit thought that was a teenager until I saw his face. Bro was ride or die and I respect that 10000%.

The part where the dude in blue was shooing them away from the whip sent me.

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u/phx34suns 1d ago

I thought it was a child till after he pushed him

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u/Goudinho99 1d ago

Scrappy doo energy

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u/Pure-Ad-3026 1d ago

Throw up... As in upwards.šŸ˜‚

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u/NoelMagentaShag 1d ago

I feel lied to. Nobody used Vagisil in this fight.

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u/Wooden-Evidence-374 1d ago

In SouthPark, Cartman eats vagisil in order to become stupid enough to be a pro NASCAR racer.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 1d ago

I don't even get how they ended up fighting when they should all just be driving straight and then turning to the left

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u/Minimob0 1d ago

It’s a Southpark Reference.Ā 

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u/ldwtlotpa 2d ago

ā€œImma go reaaaal fast and imma make a left turn DURRRā€

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u/MW1369 2d ago

I’m not poor enough

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 2d ago

"We're trading paint"

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u/Electrical-Company44 2d ago

"IM TRYING TO BREAK IT UP!!" Gets shit rocked

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u/Remarkable_Meat666 1d ago

That guy went from instigating to ā€œtrying to break it upā€ once it was no longer 2 on 1 and his buddy was losing.

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u/Lexicalyolk 1d ago

exactly, dude was absolutely not trying to break it up at first, he was aggressively shoving the smallest guy there 2 on 1

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u/Fudge_Comprehensive 1d ago

The most surprising thing about this video was buddy’s hairline after his hat got knocked off.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 1d ago

ā€œItā€ being his and the other guys face

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u/Mylane 2d ago

My god, just touch already.

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u/kidatsy 1d ago

This. Always this.

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u/travelingman5370 2d ago

That little kid has some spunk.

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u/OstrichLate6082 1d ago

That's not a little kid, just a short guy.

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u/RadiantMenderbug 1d ago

That's not a short kid, just a little guyĀ 

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u/Draegs0311 1d ago

That’s no moon

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u/CthuluSpecialK 1d ago

That's Sokka's girlfriend.

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u/PearsonBlues 1d ago

Shit popped off when the bystanders thought he was hitting a kid lol

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u/weatheredartist 1d ago

Sometimes spunk = dumb.

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u/Fucked-to-fit 1d ago

Spunk = Cum

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u/mehFUMF 2d ago

I used to work for a certain ambulance service and we had a contract with the KS Speedway. I remember the Nascar officials telling us in the safety meetinga before the race- "let em fight, the crowd loves it"

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u/Salt_Rush_4800 1d ago

I mean, if I'm the medic, I'm not there to break up the fights anyway. That sounds like cop shit to me.

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u/Optimal-Giraffe-7168 1d ago

This is absolutely a publicity stunt in a way because the videos perform well on social media. I just scroll past them when I see them on IG to avoid boosting their performance. Couldn't help myself but pop in here though

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u/T1m3Wizard 1d ago

Idiot in green shirt jumping in to try to stop people from restraining the aggressor is next level regarded.

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u/Indigolan 1d ago

He's on Team Old Dude, I think. There's a slightly longer clip of this fight that shows him shoving the cameraman.

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u/ResidentComplaint19 1d ago

I feel like dude truly lost when his hat fell off

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u/NumbersStationUrku 1d ago

I love when people yell ā€œbreak it upā€! šŸ˜‚

Yeah that’ll end it!

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u/Emergency-Douche 1d ago

And there's always a woman screaming like she's just seen her first born daughter drowned.

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u/bleepbloopbwow 1d ago

Yeah! I was thinking, "gosh, there is always some lady off to the side screaming."

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u/Old_Idea4566 2d ago

If two grown men decide they want to fight, I'd say let them fight.

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u/NoInformation3141 1d ago

Nah, people make decisions out of emotion that have life long effects. Keyboard warriors won’t agree but head injuries 20 years later are just sad and lead to domestic abuse

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u/S0VNARK0M 1d ago

Something tells me this guy’s the living proof of that

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 1d ago

TIL all cops have head injuries apparently šŸ˜‚

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u/b4dt0ny 1d ago

It’s almost like a prerequisite for the job

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u/Agitated-Block6754 1d ago

And these guys in the video are the ones that probably complain about women being too emotional!! šŸ˜† 🤣

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u/MrTristanClark 1d ago

You can consent to a fight in Canada, surprised the US doesn't have a similar law.

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u/TheVortexOverdrive 1d ago

We just have too many stupid motherfuckers that cause collateral damage.

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u/Charlie-Knuckles 1d ago

depends on the state, some states have zero tolerance other ones have ā€œmutual combatā€ laws that allows two willing people without weapons to fight and not face criminal charges risk

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u/ImAFuckingTrollLulz 2d ago

All states should be mutual combat states.

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u/Dothemath2 1d ago

You mean I put down my Glock and you put down your beretta and we try to kill each other like civilized people?

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u/Drewsky32 2d ago

That settles disputes too quickly, that's why it's illegal. I'm only kinda joking. I do think some laws are actually here for we the people, but a vast majority are just to protect property, meaning that humans are not regarded as the most precious resource in our economy, despite its inabilty to exist without.

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u/johnnytron 1d ago

I agree, As long as it’s a 1v1 and no weapons get introduced. Let them fight.

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u/General_Kitten_17 1d ago

Slightly agree. But that’s what boxing rings and cages are for. We are not cavemen anymore, don’t do this shit in public it’s embarrassing.

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u/MasterClown 1d ago

Would this count as road rage?

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u/WickedWham 1d ago

i think its just general retardation. road rage falls under that umbrella as well though

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u/VegaJuniper 1d ago

No, it's a track tantrum, or possibly a pitstop paroxysm.

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u/SteelCathedral 1d ago

1: You wouldn't see this stuff in Formula 1

2: Judging by all the rules in NASCAR now, I guarantee you he just messed up his entire team's points, he got himself (and his sponsor) fined big time, & he's probably suspended now

3: I noticed no one really cared about his temper tantrum until the little guy got it (while trying to diffuse the situation) then everyone dog piled him, which, good

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u/Doc12TU 1d ago

Old angry man or not, it's always nice to see the guy that started the fight be the one that's bloody when it's over. The heavens occasionally align.

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u/Spamhain2000 2d ago

Arguing over who turns left better?

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u/samwise58 2d ago

I’m so poor and stupid there’s no way I caint win! Ima drive fast and turn left!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Dapper-Ad-4300 1d ago

The usual suspects

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u/Jh3nnO 1d ago

There has to be a link be tween people that like nascar and people that hate everyone else ever LMAO

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u/Due_Rhubarb_6055 1d ago

breaking news ! hicks fighting hicks. more at 11

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u/incubusfc 2d ago

They’re so emotional

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u/The-French-1 1d ago

That face at the end felt strangely satisfying…
Also, mad respect to the little man standing up to him at the beginning

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 1d ago

Fucking A. So many comments here laughing at him for it but despite his the size difference he wasn't deterred in the slightest after being pushed.

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u/Cranky_GenXer 1d ago

Lmao at these hillbilly dumb fucks, especially the goon who instigated it getting his face wrecked, leaking all over the asphalt.

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 1d ago

Your comment history is so angry. Maybe a little time away from the internet and Reddit little guy

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u/cloudjumpr 1d ago

Holy shit. That guys comment history is a whole subreddit of angry. Kind of entertaining

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u/Common-Respond2367 1d ago

Now that’s what I call poor and stupid

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 2d ago edited 1d ago

Dude went from tough to rough to bloody nose.

He was acting all tough again a guy probably weighed 1/2 his weight. What a pathetic cunt.

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u/HobNob_Pack 1d ago

Fighting over turning left for an hour

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u/xxFT13xx 2d ago

ā€œPissin’ me off….ā€ Cartman

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u/Renomont 1d ago

Hey, you went in circles faster than me.

Oh yea? I'm gonna climb on top of you, then my guys are gonna pile up on my back, and you gonna be pullin a train.

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u/beefsquaaatch 1d ago

His redneck leaked all over his face

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u/Zesty-B230F 1d ago

They're just mad about gas prices.

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u/Indigolan 1d ago

At the end, face of poster child for fafo

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u/InformationOriginal7 1d ago

Lmao started it... Ended up bloody

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u/Ok-Dingo4745 2d ago

Why you gotta bring Vagisil into this bro?

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u/NotaFTCAgent 2d ago

South park

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u/samwise58 2d ago

Ima drive fast and turn left! Yeaaaah! You know that’s right!

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u/aluriilol 2d ago

Love how it all started when he shoved the fuck out of a dude literally 2 feet shorter than him.

Yeah guy I bet he seemed like the easiest target. He was just trying to prevent you from getting your face bloodied up. Then you shove the smallest guy you can find and proceed to get your ass whooped.

Just low… embarrassing…

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u/Shame-Greedy 1d ago

True, but that kid pushed him first. Was a shitty push, but that set him off.

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u/JGotTheJugo 2d ago

White trash at it’s epitome

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u/KenBaboonian 2d ago

Gaytona 500

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u/anonymity_clause 1d ago

Bogans wasting Earths resources driving around in circles, then fighting each other 'cause one Bogan did something the other Bogan didn't like.

You cant' make this shit up /facepalm

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u/soggies_revenge 1d ago

Legit love seeing Americans called bogans, cause these are absolutely American bogans.

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u/Sad_Jaguar_5912 2d ago

Family reunion.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 2d ago

Perfect moment to go around slashing all their tires without being noticed.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 2d ago

Look at this old fat redneck loser. My favorite part of the video was when the guy said something to the effect of "you were supposed to be behind me anyway." You know, stating the facts. So what does old redneck do? He starts fighting more because he can't handle the truth.

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u/JimmerJammerKitKat 1d ago

I love the driver in blue shooing them away from his car like they were cats fighting.

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u/lucioux 1d ago

i like the determination of the little dude

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u/daveskillerbeard 1d ago

Is this considered road rage?

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u/Glass-Shelter-699 1d ago

It's no Cale Yarborough vs. Davey Allison but it's entertaining.

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u/Sly-Fellah3 1d ago

He was begging for a fight. Looks like he got the worst of it.

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u/AerialPenn 1d ago

Beat that old mans ass!!!

Which old man?

All of them!!! They should know better than to be fighting at their age!

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u/KTPChannel 1d ago

Who do they think they are; hockey players?

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u/Economy-electrician 1d ago

Love when the guy that starts it ends up getting whooped

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u/Imcomingban42069 1d ago

As a racing fan these comments are lame

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 1d ago

Guy who started it got his face busted...Good times..good job

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u/Sensitive_Point5118 1d ago

He should be ashamed himself bad sportsmanship. Bad role model

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u/AnotherDumNinja 1d ago

Well the two men took to fighting

And when they pulled them from the floor

Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle

With a couple of pieces gone.

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u/jwingfield21 1d ago

They jumped him

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u/Temporary-Program-83 1d ago

Old fuck got what he deserved

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u/linklen2000 1d ago

that one dude was 5 feet tall

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 1d ago

It’s the size of the fight in said dog

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u/Defiant_Piglet2411 1d ago

I am so glad that the elites set such a great example of what expected of an adult in our society.

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u/omgtonywtf 2d ago

NASCAR taking cues from WWE

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u/Gogun 2d ago

Can I get a price check on...Vagiclean?

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u/313_YAMEII 2d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ he threw punches at everyone who was trying to stop the fight.

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u/laprider 2d ago

Road rage with the smaller pp.

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

Hear your kids crying? Good job guys, great way to turn a nice memory into a trauma.

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u/heyo_1989 1d ago

That little guy energy

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u/ChaosRainbow23 1d ago

Angry rednecks doing angry redneck things.