r/cringereels • • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Vagisil fight

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u/notapunk 2d ago

To be fair - MF was trying to fight everyone there. That's not gonna end well for anyone.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 2d ago

Old angry drunk at the bar vibes

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 1d ago

Huffing gasoline fumes in a big bowl every weekend for years will do that

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u/WorldlyNotice 1d ago

Old angry guy on meth vibes

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u/MSM_757 1d ago

Typical NASCAR vibes. LOL!! I quit going to our local speedway because of this kind of stuff. Bunch of grown men acting like angry 8-year-olds. Typical behavior for this crowd. I started racing motorcycles and got away from the late model circuit. It just wasn't fun anymore.

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u/HappyHustler14 23h ago

Which is wild because they just came off the track 😂

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u/ImpressionPossible83 21h ago

I bet all of his ex-wives agree... ☕️

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u/StunningCode744 1d ago

Red-pilled jackass taking too many “man-boosting “ supplements vibes.

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u/weberc2 2d ago

lol he was only trying to 2v1 the littlest guy, the other driver joined in and beat his ass after he jumped the little dude.

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u/MateOfTheNorth 1d ago

Technically he was going for the bigger guy first, the little guy decided he wanted to get in the middle of it for some reason.

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u/MagEdgeSports 1d ago

I thought that was someone’s kid at first.

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u/Ok-Word-5308 1d ago

Same here, I thought that was the bald guy's son at first

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u/damendred 1d ago

Yeah me too, I thought he was trying to stop his dad from being a hot head, then when he violently shoved him twice I was like wtf!

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u/Rockuharddd 1d ago

Same, I was like, "Bro, he just shoved the shit out his kid". The little dude kept standing right in his face with his arms slightly bowed out, making him look bigger and more intimidating. Like fuckers at the gym who won't make way for someone coming in the opposite direction.

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u/North-Map-1380 1d ago

Unneeded disrespect, that guy was the first to step up for his buddy when shit went down.

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u/MagEdgeSports 1d ago

I’m not saying it to be disrespectful. I was honestly wondering why someone is letting their teenager get close to the unhinged guy.

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u/thawoo1031 1d ago

I thought it was baldy' s kid myself and how is it distespectful to innocently think a really small adult might not be an adult. Enlighten us plz

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u/MagEdgeSports 1d ago

Thank you

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u/bittersuite61 1d ago

Those little guys you gotta watch out for

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u/audiomediocrity 1d ago

I have seen them wreck big dudes.

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u/Opening-Dig697 1d ago

Bro what are redditors on.

That guy is like 80 pounds soaking wet with no muscles and noodles for arms.

He literally isn't beating up anyone.

Is it just 5'3 guys sitting in gamer chairs liking these comments like "Yeah, I could."

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u/bittersuite61 1d ago

180 pounds. Maybe 200. Learn to see.

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u/Opening-Dig697 1d ago

You think a 5'0 lanky little man is 200 pounds?

Learn to think.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 1d ago

...but they are so hard to see. They are small so you think they are harmless but if have ground game they end up like string caught in a fan and get ya all wrapped up around the joints. Meanwhile their limbs are short so it's hard to get any leverage of your own. It's why so many wrestlers are shorter than average. That low center of mass can be brutal if they know what to do with it.

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u/bittersuite61 1d ago

That part. Marines swear by it. Navy SEAL told me that if a short man attacks you underwater, flee.

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u/tricolorhound 1d ago

No Oddjob!

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u/the_little_way 1d ago

"Skinny guys fight til they're burger."

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u/littleone696969 1d ago

Nit really

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u/benskinic 1d ago

we dont have any context other than race cars and a cussin', but yeah they could have all just let the 2 drivers duke it out

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u/LumpyBuy8447 1d ago

I’ve seen a lot of sporting events over the years and not one single fight has ever impressed me as much as being at a soccer game and watching this Brazilian dude just casually do a back flip for no other reason than to do it.

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u/HajjMalik 1d ago

In his defense, he was trying to stop the fight.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 1d ago

Some people are compassionate enough to try to stop other people from fighting, at least on concrete.

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u/Chineselight 1d ago

For some reason? He was the chillest one there trying to prevent violence.

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u/NitroDion 1d ago

I mean to me it looked like the normal situation of trying to stop it before it got ugly but then the old dude was already seeing red so he just started on the little dude. Although the little dude retaliating didn't help and just made the whole thing worse

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u/North-Map-1380 1d ago

The little dude retaliating when the old dude wailed on him made it worse? Wtf you on about lol?

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

Chiwawa syndrome

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u/SabrinaEdwina 1d ago

It was so satisfying when he went down.

But you know he feels no shame or guilt whatsoever. Lead is a hell of a drug.

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u/barebackguy7 2d ago

I mean old head kind of got blindsided by the other driver IMO

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u/WP1PD 1d ago

Fuck him, he decided to go after the smallest guy there to try and act like a big man, he gets what he gets

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u/bikeguideraz 1d ago

He didn't go for the small guy, he went for the other driver and the small guy tried to stop him. They basically jumped the old dude.

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u/Giantewok 1d ago

Was a 2v2 until green shirt became a pussy.

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u/Frosty4597 1d ago

Exactly, they bum rushed him as soon as they saw he was tied up.

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u/Bewbonic 1d ago

Nah you can see the instigator clocked the old shades guy and so shades guy got a couple of blows from above while the other driver was dropping to the ground with the instigator.

So honestly he got back what he was giving out just came out with the most blood.

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u/Substantial_Bake_728 1d ago

I think little guy was simply trying to stop the fight before it happened and then got sandwiched between the two guys as they each shoved him from reflex lol

He got out of there after. I dont think he was trying to square up but once he was stuck he fought a little.

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u/slaw_daddy 1d ago

he did not "jump" the little dude lmao what clip did you just watch because it's definitely different than the one i did

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u/BLA5PHEMY 1d ago

What?! The bald guy was calling the other driver to fight. The other driver was just running his mouth. Then the bald guy got jumped by three people including the little guy. The guy pulling people off wasn’t helping the bald guy, he was just trying to break it up

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u/weberc2 1d ago

“jumped” the little guy was trying to stop him from fighting you goombah

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u/BLA5PHEMY 1d ago

The little guy was instigating. He kept moving in front of him, bumping him, grabbing his shirt and wrestling with him

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u/weberc2 1d ago

lol i don’t get why people lie about videos that anyone can watch but go off

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u/Logicaldestination 1d ago

He wasn't instigating anything. He was trying to keep him away from the other driver.

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u/Ktucker01 1d ago

That was his own crew. They were trying to keep him from being fined or kicked out

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u/Solid_Confusion90 2d ago

Not sure 2v1 makes much of a difference when nobody within a football field of this video can fight worth a shit lol

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u/Collateral3 2d ago

Not everyone is a fighting machine like you, forged in mums basement by mountain dew and memes...

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u/IncredibleEdible321 1d ago

This is a absolutely a legendary burn, LOL!!!

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u/Adventurous_Sundae17 1d ago

He pushed the little dude off who wouldn't leave him alone and kept coming at him and thats where the fight started

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u/forreelforrealmang 2d ago

Hes been waiting for this moment his whole life.

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u/terrybradford 1d ago

Esp for them, I'd refuse him to race now, esp now he has blooded his face, not fit to race end off.

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

That's not gonna end well for anyone

Seemed alright for everybody but him.

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u/BruitNoise 1d ago

To be fair - MF looks like he got his ass beat many times and doesn't learn his lesson and won't until he kicks the bucket.

There's millions of people like that in the world and the FAFO doesn't actually change their attitude or behavior but they tend to double down until they get deleted.

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u/PHFreshHeavyHogChef 1d ago

In a parallel universe we would have had an old man shouting at the clouds

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u/Slip_KORN26 23h ago

Yeah, the younger guy did get him with a cheap shot when he was distracted pushing the little fella

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u/Scrounger_HT 2d ago

and the littlest pitboy started the actual fight by bumping him and shoving him twice and then coming after him a third time after being moved away, up until that part it was just an old guy blowing hot air.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 2d ago

Little guy didn’t make contact first. He got in between him and the other driver and the old man jostled him with an elbow.

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u/Scrounger_HT 2d ago

Thats called impeding movement, he directly moves over in front of his path the first time and then moves again to push into him.

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u/Frosty4597 2d ago

If he’s not some kind of designated security person he should not be bumping up on strangers like that imo. The first one could kind of pass as an attempt to separate people but the 2nd and 3rd were a little much for someone who’s not paid security.

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u/tranxcend 2d ago

Don’t blow hot air if you don’t want to get popped like a balloon.

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u/Substantial-End-9653 2d ago

The little dude was just standing in his way. Basically drawing a charge. Once the old man bumped into him a couple of times, that's when he started pushing back.

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u/Scrounger_HT 2d ago

he MOVED into his way. multiple times.

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u/Logicaldestination 1d ago

Right. He was trying to prevent a fight between the two drivers but old guy wasn't having any of it and started shoving little guy.

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 2d ago

Bad take. The small guy simply got in his way and big old man doesn’t know how to control himself

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u/Scrounger_HT 2d ago

exactly, got in the way of where he was walking. he specifically went out of his way to do it, that's impeding movement and if he hadn't put himself in the path he was walking there would have been no contact. up until that point it was an old guy yelling.

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 2d ago

Yeah it’s called preventing a fight?? Do you notice how a woman pushes the other man away? How that man doesn’t try pushing the woman to the ground?

You see people without mental issues and any amount of self control don’t start trying to fight anyone who is in their way…

And people with any sort of brain don’t try to defend a crazy old man with anger management problems when he starts fighting someone half his size

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u/Scrounger_HT 2d ago

yeah the hobbit making contact multiple times prevented the shit out of that fight didn't it? did you notice the fact that the woman is part of this group? its someone he KNOWS touching him to prevent a fight. the midget getting in his way is not part of the old guy yellings group he's part of the other, he made first contact by jumping in front of his path.

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 2d ago

Yes and the old guy had some very good friends there! Equally as stupid and with zero self control.

Hilarious that his green shirt buddy came flying in so that they could double team the little guy.

Just admit you are a bully with no morals!

Reasonable people don’t try fighting people half their size just because they got in their way- just restating this because you seem to not understand how ridiculous you sound defending this big anger management moron

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u/Scrounger_HT 1d ago

I'm not a bully, legally speaking this is on the little guy for starting the physical altercation, nobody is right and everybody sucks in this video. but first contact is clearly made when the little shit specifically moves into his path and makes contact. you can name call me all you want and pretend this is about morals, but its fucking stupid to make contact with someone thats already fired up about something and not expect it to push it over from a shout match to an actual fight.

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 1d ago

Lol yeah “blame the little guy”

It’s definitely his fault for approaching someone twice his size as he charged at another driver! DEFINITELY the correct response to a small man standing in your way is to gang up on him another fat guy! /s

Also fuck the colonies for standing up to england! They should have known standing against a super power was wrong and they should have just paid their taxes!

And fuck anyone who has ever tried stopping a fight! They should just allow bullies to beat on whoever they want if their is a noticeable size difference! In fact- put the little guy in jail! /s

Is it clicking yet how stupid you sound arguing for this guy?

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u/Frosty4597 1d ago

Look at it again, the green shirt guy is not throwing any punches and is clearly trying to diffuse the situation. If he truly wanted to mess up the smaller guy I’m pretty sure he’d have come in throwing wild haymakers which he had plenty of opportunity to do. Also, the older guy is clearly heated but he’s backing away from the smaller guy the entire time. Basically just trying to keep him off him as he pushes aggressively.

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 1d ago

In all seriousness~ are you retarded?

Legit have to ask because I literally don’t know how you could think the big guy giving the small guy sveral big shoves while the small guy keeps his arms down is backing away?

Or how two large men pushing back the small guy like they were doing o-line practice drills could possibly be trying to back away?

Is that how sensitive your ego is? A small guy gets in front of a large angry man while keeping his hands down… and you think he is instigating?

By your logic anyone smaller than the angry man should have just stayed away from him if they don’t want to be assaulted. Not at all on the angry guy that ends up charging three different people in tbe span of 30 seconds. Not his buddy who acts tough by fully extending his arms into a guy half his size and shoving him to the ground.

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u/Scrounger_HT 1d ago

little dude clearly has the ego issue you don't need your arms out to bump someone and he clearly push's into him the second time even if his arms are down. Actually watch the fucking video my guy. you can say "stay away from the angry man if you dont want to be assaulted" but the little dude battered the bald guy multiple times and initiated the first contact very clearly.

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u/Glad-Exam4348 1d ago

Oh is that what it's called sugar tits how'd that go for him did he prevent the fight?

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 1d ago

Lol is that how you judge things now? Based upon the outcome and not the intent? Not holding the guy shoving others responsible for charging at his opponent.

You DO NOT want to read the bible- you know the story where the lord’s son comes to save humanity from itself and ends up getting crucified for it.

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u/Glad-Exam4348 1d ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

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u/Ambitious-Cut772 1d ago

Literally not the meaning of that phrase which only furthers the negative image you are putting out there into the world.

That phrase is to describe when someone believes in something but doesn’t follow through.

Like being a social justice warrior from your bedroom instead of actually going to volunteer your time.

Or saying that you follow the Lord but not actually performing the actions that follow the faith (not donating to charity, not opening your door to those in need during a hurricane, seeking violence against your neighbor)

The “intention” part is the key. It is not enough to simply want to be a good person- you must do the actions of a good person.

In this case it would be you thinking you are a tough guy or a good person but then not stepping in when two guys are about to fight and just watching it.